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DmMacniel, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

I’m doing my part!

Touching_Grass, in Halloween costume

I thought I once read that gifted kids were just ahead in ability and what happens is eventually the rest of the kids in their class close that gap and catch up just by maturing. We just mature at different rates. But we all see it like just because a kid understood things earlier like its an advantage for life

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah I plateaued in my early teens. I know I’m intelligent and have a curious mind that means I read a lot, self educate etc. But I’m no smarter than my peers ever were. I was just ‘advanced’ as a kid. Meant I didn’t take schooling seriously and formed arrogance about my abilities, well before realising that they’re pretty mediocre in most things. Jack of All trades, master of none. Hold myself to ridiculous standards that I’ll never meet.

carbonprop, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

Thanks for reminding me to set this up. I’m now supporting my server.

bdonvr, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

$5/mo to them plus running a (small) instance mostly on my own dime!

Community funding is the only way to fight commercialization of the fediverse!

saxysammyp, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?

Just did my part. Thanks for the link and letting me know this was a thing!

Zerush, in Halloween costume
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Enough Halloween costume for me, to see me in the Mirror in the Morning.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Halloween costume

In my experience, the most driven, most successful people, at least in western culture, tend to be vacant idiots that never question or consider their impulses or actions. Ready, fire, aim people are rewarded over careful planners.

“Gifted” people tend to be cursed to overconsider their own actions, often to the point of indolence, all the while being expected to respect and appreciate our backwater, superstitious civilization controlled by obvious con-artists manipulating that superstition, altering the language to embed their con into the culture(ex: greedy fuck businessman = “rationally self-interested job creator”), etc, all to aquire more power and wealth, because it’s never enough. Our leaders have no grand intellectual vision or endgame, just “give me more!”

Possessing great intellect in this civilization is more curse than blessing. You know better, but are hopelessly outnumbered by selfish animals far more concerned with getting more than their fellow humans than maximizing happiness for the species and homeostasis for our sole, shared habitat.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

it’s survivorship bias, the impulsive ones could just as easily been born less privileged and just make everyone around them miserable.

ieightpi,

It’s good to see that people are up voting this. All this talk of hidden societies pulling the strings is completely asinine. Most humans aren’t smart enough to pull off an illuminati heist. And the few that could will never have the resources to do so. It’s way more simple than all that. Deep down we are just run by our core animal instincts. So you can breathe easy knowing the world domination isn’t currently happening. Just a bunch of stupid monkeys playing with fire while the house around them burns down.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

Exactly. The rich monkeys are joined in common purpose, but not out of some grand coordinated conspiracy. Their wealth class values and interests simply align.

George Carlin said it best on an episode of politically incorrect once:

"You don’t need a formal conspiracy when interests converge. These people went to the same universities, they’re on the same boards of directors, they’re in the same country clubs. They have like interests, they don’t need to call a meeting. They know what’s good for them."

youtu.be/VAFd4FdbJxs?si=20kZRCxv8OmjKHZ7

ieightpi,

Carlin always know how to say it best

AllonzeeLV,

For better or worse, George made me the man I am today.

kryostar, in Where is Kevin?
@kryostar@lemmy.world avatar

At what point does one start eating the pizza? When it’s texture is remarkably similar to the cardboard box it’s sitting in? Full pizza… at almost the end of the movie… I mean… it doesn’t even makes sense if you were binge watching the trilogy. That, now that I call bullshit.

SiblingNoah, in Happy Halloween!

I call it a fake. Luther had a real problem with indulgences.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Lol.you think?

Enzy, in Almost a shitpost.

What’s the point of owning a Ferrari?

money_loo,

Why do peacocks have such elaborate feather displays?

words_number,

The point is imagining that others would look up to you*

*While in reality, literally not a single person on earth gives even the tiniest fuck about you wasting money on a useless, annoyingly noisy and wasteful fucking car. Exceptions are 5 year olds and people who never exceeded that intellectual level.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

The rich don’t want to impress you, they want to impress other rich people.

words_number,

I doubt that that works. Most rich people probably know very well that there’s nothing impressive about buying something.

Grayox, in Halloween costume
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Ouch thats alot of damage.

Gradually_Adjusting, in B-but! They were monsters!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The source is “Baby You’re A Haunted House”

And I just saw Monster House

Are these related somehow?

EmpathicVagrant, in Halloween costume

Oh man this one’s my favorite by far.

Too relatable, it hurts so good.

burningmatches, in Almost a shitpost.

I’ve had chicken sashimi in Japan. Who needs Mexican food?

KreekyBonez,

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Chicken, medium rare.

bingbong,

Salmonella, angry from slight heat.

31415926535,

KFC in Brooklyn. Empty restaurant, staff noisy, raucous in back. Ordered chicken, looked kinda pink, tasted weird, but ignored instincts, kept eating, cuz hungry.

Next week I spent in apt puking guts up, sweats, feverish, feeling like death, huddled in a ball, head pressed against wall.

bingbong,

KFC serves authentic chicken sashimi?!

BCsven,

Not sure what your health board is like, but a report of this in most places gets a food investigation / health department visit.

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

I went to some hipster restaurant and got a fried chicken sandwich. The piece of chicken was… weird, about the size and shape of a baseball. Perfect in the outside but the inside was kind of wobbly like thick jello. I’m not sure who tf deep fries a 4 inch thick piece of chicken and doesn’t just cut it in two.

Also one time we went to this Mexican restaurant and the beef in the tacos was clearly soft and pink like it had barely been cooked at all. They told us it was their “seasoning” that made it look like that…

Kit, in not again

Help I accidentally a whole coca-cola bottle. What do?

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