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KingThrillgore, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱
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As an American, I do the exact same thing 😂

RIP_Cheems, in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election
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Maybe I should buy my first gun soon.

SexMachineStalin, in How difficult is it to understand
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silence, Cracker McCrackerface anti-cracker-aktion qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

mriormro, in #memes
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Why are these new years memes always accompanied by a picture of either Cillian Murphy or Ryan Gosling?

KpntAutismus,

ryan gosling is (probably jokingly) the mascot of depressed memes because he was pretty sad in blade runner, and it’s probably similar with the oppenheimer dude, because he made some funny faces in the movie.

DengistDonnieDarko, (edited ) in How difficult is it to understand
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Dio, in #memes
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I chortled, hah.

FuckyWucky, in How difficult is it to understand

I love Хамас

VinesNFluff, in Wrong explanations only
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Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

Pacmanlives, in Passions

Work in IT

It will be fun they say

wuphysics87, in Wrong explanations only

The power of christ compels you

hydroptic,

The power of WORM compels you

BurningRiver, (edited ) in Wrong explanations only

How to convert worms to Christianity

Digestive_Biscuit, in Wrong explanations only
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Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it’s raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

Lifebandit666,

Wrong explanations only

Louisoix,

But it is wrong, worms don’t think!

Lifebandit666,

Haha I’ve just come from a comment about Brexit, and I’d argue that a lot of Humans don’t think either.

Digestive_Biscuit,
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Perhaps the worms represent the average person, the sticks represent the media and the hands are those of politicians.

Digestive_Biscuit,
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Sea Gulls don’t have hands and can’t use sticks like that.

Lifebandit666,

You’re acting like birds are actually real or something

Digestive_Biscuit,
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They’re not. They’re CIA robots.

MacNCheezus, in Wrong explanations only
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What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

psud, in Which pill do you choose?

Back when I was 6, in 1983, my uncle who worked in the oil industry told me about global warming.

I could totally have been a real radical environmentalist, but I was 6.

A second time around that talk would have an impact, and with some foresight for the next 40 years. I think no one would be surprised if I devoted everything to fixing global warming - they might be surprised at my success in the stock market.

orcrist,

Global warming was first modeled in 1896. And the idea of greenhouse gas was known in around 1856. Knowledge was never the problem.

psud,

Sure. When did you first hear about it, and that it was caused by burning fossil fuels?

qwerty_bastard,

I was born in the eighties, and I’m sure I’ve known about it all my life.

orcrist,

Certainly that general knowledge is older than I am.

LaLuzDelSol, in Which pill do you choose?

I think, if you went back in time and started, for example, trying to get rich playing the stock market, you would be surprised by how much things change with your interference. Like, Bitcoin still goes up, but peaks at a different price. The same team wins the super bowl but by a different score. The longer things go on the weirder it would get.

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