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photonic_sorcerer, in Turns out they were Democratic Socialists all along
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Yeah I’ll take the DemSocs over pandemonium that ends in authoritarianism any day.

southsamurai, in There is no meme. Let me see your Halloween haul
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Shit, I came too late.

We don’t get door to door trick or treat any more.

So I do home made treats , and have up a sign that adults can request them for their kids. Unaccompanied kids would be SOL, but the ones we get are people that know I do it, so there’s always an adult making the request.

I actually ran out this year entirely. There’s usually a little left over. I lost count of the cars after about thirty. Small town, word gets around past the folks that know me personally (which is how it started, me doing baggies for kids I know along with store bought packaged candy).

Kinda funny, I was ranting earlier about how Halloween got screwed up because of jerks messing with kids, and it breaking the point of Halloween. But this is the busiest year I’ve had in ages because I went old school lol.

Grass,

That’s really cool and it’s pretty sad how corporate everything has become. I’m scared to eat anything even made by people I know though. Except for one of the two germaphobes I know. She doesn’t have pets and her apartment could double as an iso 5 cleanroom.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Good on you for keeping the spirit alive!

Fleur__, in Turns out they were Democratic Socialists all along
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In true Trotsky fashion they failed to take power and fell into irrelevancy

Custoslibera,

“It’s just not the right time yet”

superduperenigma, in Not sure why they use this in marketing

If it’s a gas station franchise I’m not too concerned. If it’s an international Fortune 500 insurance company I’m starting to worry.

PotatoesFall,

Agreed! Family-owned restaurants etc. are sweet as hell too

jubilationtcornpone, in lick🦎

One downside of being a lizard: there’s always the risk that while you’re enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you with the speed and precision of a fighter jet and you won’t even know it until you’ve been violently jerked awake. Just in time to realize that you are completely fucked.

So, you know, it’s a tradeoff. No student loans, or really any responsibilities, but also dramatically higher risk of sudden violent death.

Track_Shovel,
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I would much rather a rude awakening and a gleaming beak, than the slow dismantling of everything I ever tried to achieve

Roflmasterbigpimp,
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there’s always the risk that while you’re enjoying your nice nap in the sun, a bird of prey is barreling down on you

Damn Romulans! They ruin everything nice.

Exusia, in There is no meme. Let me see your Halloween haul
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Show my your candy!

NightAuthor,

My wife strongly objected to me buying a box of candy when we were at Costco, so I don’t have any.

Cyv_, in Not sure why they use this in marketing
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Family owned to me sounds like:

Nepotism abounds probably, half the shareholders inherited wealth and didn't earn it, so they probably don't know how to run the company as well as the people who built it, enjoy the "we're all a family" talk, while your manager hires his son timmy to be your boss despite zero experience or qualifications.

leaky_shower_thought, in spookyyyy

“I get this heavy feeling on my shoulders”

… and the oscar award for masterful theatrics goes too~

CaptDust,

It’s so cold bro do you feel that, right here, it’s so cold. Just me? Nah. bro. it’s cold, colder than anything cold. That’s incredible what power

seitanic, in Turns out they were Democratic Socialists all along
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That’s not a good idea. You have a violent revolution, somebody could get hurt.

EmpathicVagrant,

Sure is a good thing those in power are tuned in and listening so we don’t have to have waves of strikes across the nation, right?

moonsnotreal, in Halloween costume
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  • Could read at a college level in fourth grade
  • Didn’t have to study in high school
  • Parents that wanted to choose your career for you
clearleaf, in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao

Meme actually means something and isn’t just “funny image.” We no longer have a word for what a meme actually is. I didn’t care about the meaning of ironic changing because there’s still words for that but this is different.

HurlingDurling, in Halloween costume

I feel personally attacked

Alaskaball, in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao
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culprit,
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oh ya I forgot about this one, total classic political cartoon meme too

steal_your_face, in You are helping support the fediverse, right?
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This post gave me the initiative to finally donate! 🫡

where_am_i,

one more here

i_stole_ur_taco,

Same! I’ve been a lazy, well-meaning ass about it for months but this was the little nudge I needed.

Viking_Hippie, (edited ) in Halloween costume

I have the deluxe “Former gifted child with undiagnosed ADHD” one. By which I mean to say that I own a trash bag and a chronic guilt complex.

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