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MayonnaiseArch, in Surprised Pikachu
@MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org avatar

We still have maybe two years before they start destrying gmail. I think they’re already itching

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

They have done shitty things to Gmail before, such as forced Google+ integration, with backlash as expected. They are shutting down the basic HTML version soon, too.

MayonnaiseArch,
@MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org avatar

There was talk of changing gmail into some kind of chat view or something, I expect that will be the start

TheEntity,

The IMAP support has been more or less broken since the very beginning. Their custom labels make folders behave in a non-standard way and the IMAP itself is terribly slow compared to every single other provider I've used. I used to have dedicated workarounds in my email automation scripts for their weird folder semantics, for even such trivial tasks as actually deleting an email as opposed to merely removing a label from it.

It's already unusable as far as I'm concerned.

bjoern_tantau, in Pfff, HTML
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

coding != programming

retiolus,
@retiolus@lemmy.cat avatar

xcuse Shakespeare

lapislazuli, in I'm tired, Boss

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

JimmyBigSausage, in I'm tired, Boss

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

Tartas1995,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

LeftHandedWave,

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

Scrawny,

We’ve come full circle.

EfreetSK,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

You monter! Did you know that ?

coffeebiscuit,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

Asnabel, (edited ) in Deep

Remember guys and gals, it’s not body shaming when men are on the receiving end!

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

That’s why I prefer ‘big ballsack energy’ It’s something every male can achieve with enough waiting or the right diet.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

spoken like one with little dick energy.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Are you implying the term Big Dick Energy is body shaming men?

irmoz, (edited )

It does literally refer to penis size. Hiding it behind the word “energy” is just obfuscation. It reminds me of racist people defending the N word by saying, “there’s black people, then there’s Ns. Black people are fine, Ns aren’t.”

You’re just kicking the can down the road. It’s the exact same idea, phrased differently. You just wanna say “small dick” and get away with it, that’s all.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao wat?

irmoz,

Try raising your speech level above 0 before responding.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh you just compared using the term BDE to the N word.

irmoz, (edited )

I compared one instance of belittling offence to another instance of it. Keep up.

I even added explicit reasoning afterwards in case you got distracted, but you still couldn’t control yourself.

Maybe try responding to my point itself, instead of the analogy that came with it?

You’re just kicking the can down the road. It’s the exact same idea, phrased differently.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao you have such debate lord energy, the meme i shared literally says your pp size doesn’t matter. The fact that you equated BDE with using the N word shows how out of touch with reality you are.

irmoz, (edited )

Yeah, you say dick size doesn’t actually matter, but you’re still talking about dick size. The word “energy” is just an excuse, so you can say “small dick” without being called out.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I never said small dick till YOU did lmfao

irmoz,

Sure buddy. “Big dick energy” exists in a vacuum and isn’t the counterpart to “small dick energy”.

How gullible do you think I am?

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

MFer did you just compare “small dick energy” to the n word 💀

irmoz, (edited )

Did you just describe what I did in a reductive way, without even attempting to explain your point? Why should I listen to you?

Try attacking the idea itself: “You’re just kicking the can down the road. It’s the exact same idea, phrased differently.”

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

“That’s reductive”, said the N-word comparer 💀💀

irmoz,

Attack the argument or accept that you’re wrong.

“Small dick energy” is just a way to say “small dick” without getting called out for it.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Begging people to debate you about how saying small dick energy is like dropping hard Rs is the most small dick energy thing I can think of, no thanks

irmoz, (edited )

See, you still show no evidence you have any clue what I’m saying, so how can I take you seriously? I never said it is “like droping hard Rs”. Seriously, get up to speed or get lost.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s an actual, completely serious input for you: If you want people to take you seriously and actually engage, don’t start by comparing them to outspoken racists. People will prefer to roast you

irmoz, (edited )

I’m not. I didn’t realise people would be so confused by analogies.

I compared the rhetoric. That’s the point of such devices. You don’t have to be a racist to use similar logic to them.

This isn’t complicated whatsoever.

The guy is hiding behind semantics, so I described another instance of hiding behind semantics. I deliberately used an extreme example so the error was more clear. Basic reductio ad absurdum.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

How deep are you willing to go before you admit you made a dumbass comparison?

Look, I can pretend I’m smart by invoking latin shit too: adversus solem ne loquitor

irmoz,

Explain how the comparison is “dumbass”, or admit you’re just wrong.

Anyone can just make claims without justifying them. I claim trees speak German. I will elaborate no further!

pretend I’m smart by invoking latin shit too:

Um, you think that’s all I was doing there? Just saying random Latin?

You do realise this is just… you admitting you don’t know what reductio ad absurdum is?

And you’re acting like that proves anything other than that you’re ill-equipped to discuss rhetoric?

I’ll explain: reductio ad absurdum is a common rhetorical device whereby you take someone’s logic, and apply it to the most extreme example, to show how the logic fails. It literally means “reduction to the absurd”.

Here’s an example:

What you just did now? Saying “I can invoke random Latin shit”? That’s like you, in court, objecting to a lawyer using the term “mens rea”, and saying they’re just “invoking latin shit”, because you don’t realise it is in fact a common term in that context, and instead think they’re just showing off.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Psst, let me share a little secret. What I said wasn’t random it’s another phrase debatelords like yourself use to pretend they are very cool and logical, but I love how eager you were to flaunt your knowledge of something with a very obvious meaning. I thought it was poignant to someone trying to argue some of the most stupid shit I’ve ever heard, and you can say ad hominem to that.

irmoz, (edited )

Have you stopped even trying to make a point?

What I said wasn’t random it’s another phrase debatelords like yourself use to pretend they are very cool and logical

What? “I can invoke latin shit too?” You were trying to wield that against me in a “look, this is how you look” kinda move? When I never did that or anything like that? Well, cool. I hope you had fun, but it was a waste of time.

I love how eager you were to flaunt your knowledge of something with a very obvious meaning

I’m not “flaunting” I’m explaining, because it appeared to be a roadblock for you. You didn’t respond to it, but simply point at it and the fact it was Latin. You gave every indication of being stumped. Should I instead have just mocked you and allowed the conversation to come to a standstill? I was trying to explain my point to you.

This isn’t a fucking fight. It’s a conversation. I’m trying to be even-handed and fair, here.

I thought it was poignant to someone trying to argue some of the most stupid shit I’ve ever heard, and you can say ad hominem to that.

I’m not sure you’re using “poignant” correctly, there. But nothing about this comment I’m responding to makes any sense whatsoever in context, so that’s just par for the course, it seems.

Also, why would I call that an ad hominem? Your guesses and estimations about me thus far have been completely off the mark, so what makes you think this one will hit?


All that said, are you ready to get back on topic?

The guy is hiding behind semantics, so I described another instance of hiding behind semantics. I deliberately used an extreme example so the error was more clear. Basic reductio ad absurdum.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Not reading all that but I’m happy for you

irmoz,

The guy is hiding behind semantics, so I described another instance of hiding behind semantics. I deliberately used an extreme example so the error was more clear. Basic reductio ad absurdum.

lolcatnip,

Ooh, name calling! Based on a willful misinterpretation of what they said, too. A sure sign of a solid argument!

criitz,

Yes. It equates body types with positive/negative traits. ie. “Big dick energy” implies “small dick = bad”

JohnDClay,

I think it’s analogous to referring to balls the size of wrecking balls or something. I don’t know of anyone who thinks bigger physical balls are superior to smaller balls, but the phrase is still common to denote courage. I think big dick energy is not as decoupled from people’s biology as big balls, but it’s still mostly decoupled in common usage.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I could see how the phrase implies that, however this meme subverts that by saying that dick size doesn’t matter as much as your energy does. And the meme literally says that small dick energy is bad, not having a small pp.

crystal,

doesn’t matter as much

criitz,

Small dick energy is bad but not small dicks? How does that make any sense. Think about it.

lightnsfw,

Saying small dick energy is just a different way of calling someone out for acting insecure it has nothing to do with the size of their dick.

GreyEyedGhost,

Insecure like someone with a…?

lightnsfw,

Insecurity problem

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh the only time I’ve ever used the term BDE is to imply that the size of your pp doesn’t matter with this meme. Im sorry its upset you, but i dont really care. Trans men can have BDE without even having a dick. YOU are the one implying that small dicks are bad, not me.

superduperenigma, (edited )

Honestly your whole argument is very reminiscent of people in the early 2000s using the word “gay” synonymously with “bad” and insisting it’s not only inoffensive to gay people but that anyone who thinks otherwise is the real homophobe.

The whole “big/small dick energy” things is inherently rooted in body shaming for reasons that have already been pointed out. It doesn’t matter that you didn’t mean it in that way or that you’re trying to flip the script by saying your energy doesn’t necessarily reflect or corporate to your penis size.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Calling someone gay in the 2000’s was not synonymous with calling somone bad, it was synonymous with calling somone homosexual. Gay originally meant lighthearted or carefree. I got called Gay all the time in the 2000’s when I was in high school, the kids never implied it was bad just that I was a homosexual, to which my defense was that I was a Lesbian trapped in a Man’s body so I wasnt gay cause I was attracted to women. The church I went to sure as shit implied that being gay was a sin, but calling somone gay was NOT synonymous with calling them bad. It was used for calling peers out for acting outside of accepted social norms, such as homosexual behavior largely was at the time and still is in some places.

qarbone,

Were you not a (pre-)teen in the 2000s? Because the phrase, “nah, that’s gay” was bandied about quite a lot by teenage boys and men with the mentality of teenage boys quite a lot.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I graduated High School in the 2000s. And yeah I heard, “nah, thats gay” ALOT but its was almost always in reference to things boys didnt want to do cause they thought it would make them look gay if they did it. ie.

Kid A: “Hey you wanna join Marching Band.” Kid B: “Nah that’s gay.”

Kid A: “Do you want to go watch an off broadway productiong of RENT instead of playing Halo?” Kid B: “Nah That’s gay”

Touching_Grass,

Can we shut the fuck up about being sensitive to everything. Just for a day. Sincerely guy with small dick. Its cold out. Always.

flicker,

The thing about this is, you're saying you have a small dick, but this is big dick energy for real.

Maybe someone needs to come up with a better name for it because it's a very real phenomenon and most of us know exactly what it's referring to.

synapse1278, (edited )
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe someone needs to come up with a better name

Confidence ? E.g: “he is very confident !” = “he has big dick energy !”

Num10ck,

swagger

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Maybe big cockfidence?

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Grand Phallus Je ne sais quoi

irmoz,

Why must dicks be involved?

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

everything is better with dicks.

lostme,

Especially girls. My gf has a bigger dick than me and I couldn’t be happier, no homo

cgarret3,

The term is secure or self-secure.

As in: “it didn’t bother him because he is secure in himself”

coconutking,

Yes; and more specifically, it’s a quiet confidence.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

tight snatch energy

lemann,

Nooooo 😭😂😂

Vampiric_Luma,
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

No :(

criitz,

Sorry that adapting is uncomfortable but no

dream_weasel,

Serious small dick energy bro.

Lumidaub,
@Lumidaub@feddit.de avatar

“This person conducts themselves with a confidence that usually comes with physical traits typically considered desirable.”

GreenMario,

Fuck off with this shit we’re allowed to roast anybody and everyone for any reason. This is what you call “Lib Shit” for being offended over bullshit.

RickyRigatoni, in F#€k $pez
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Why woud using reddit give them ad revenue

crystalmerchant, in F#€k $pez

TIL revenue can be measured in ounces, neat-o

crystalmerchant, in F#€k $pez

where are y’all hearing the mau numbers anyways?

Automated_Footprint, in Surprised Pikachu
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

The description is “Google will disable MV2 extensions in 2024, including ublock origin” and the title is “Google will disable Ublock origin in 2024”

YouTube clickbait title moment.

I use firefox btw

DriftinGrifter,

The target oft mv3 is litterally adblock TF u in securitythéâtre?

Automated_Footprint,
@Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works avatar

No the target is something like ‘prevent extensions from doing whatever they want with websites’. Could be to just block Adblocks but not a fact.

DriftinGrifter, (edited )

***B

spaxxor, in I'm tired, Boss

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

LemmyIsFantastic, in F#€k $pez
paddirn, in Deep

Can confirm, having a big dick really hasn’t helped me out.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

you don’t get into dick measuring contests with your homies?

paddirn,

We prefer games of skill, like dick-sucking contests, so it’s not the size of your member that counts.

peopleproblems,

Me neither. But, having big dick energy with a big dick is pretty awesome.

Amilo159, in F#€k $pez
@Amilo159@lemmy.world avatar

Or, you can use Reddit, but with modded client that doesn’t show a single ad thus no money to spez.

I modded the client myself using ReVancedX.

meowMix2525, (edited )

But you’re still contributing content for users that see ads

criitz,

Or, don’t use reddit ya scab.

TotalFat, in I wasn't in a hurry anyway

Amazon taking after Texas electricity providers…

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Does Texas have something in place preventing people from getting solar? I don’t live in Texas, but my solar loan payment is a flat $200/month for 10 years then goes to $0. My buddy in Texas complains about getting $700 electrical bills, but when I recommend solar he acts like I’m recommending he cut off his left ball.

ugh,

I live in Texas but have never looked into solar. The fight to switch to renewable energy will be a long one because of the politicians. Texas makes a shit ton of money from oil. Politicians will continue to convince citizens that renewable energy is dangerous, ill-conceived, and “woke” so that we stick to traditional resources. There’s nothing stopping someone from getting solar panels, but I’d assume it would be more expensive. I don’t know if there has to be prior infrastructure in place, because that would be a problem. Some people don’t even have fast internet in the Houston suburbs because they don’t want to lay all the wire for only 100 people.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Solar is awesome. It’s so cheap now that it’s a no brainer if you own a house that you’re planning on staying in for any decent amount of time. It’s cheaper than paying the electric company in most cases, and if you have a battery then it’s more reliable as well.

irish_link, in I wasn't in a hurry anyway

The heck you buy? 400lb weights?

GamesRevolution,
@GamesRevolution@programming.dev avatar

Tungsten cube

FinalRemix,

Those have free Prime shipping in my experience. Granted, I never ordered the 50-pounder.

son_named_bort,

I need tungsten cube to live.

TUNGSTEN!

Taser, (edited )
nova_ad_vitum,

Bonus points for not easing the edges of the cube at all.

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