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Aqarius, in I wonder what it could be

Doesn’t really work unless you know the original joke.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

That’s nice and bright, what kind of candles are those?

DEE-NA-MET-EE. Huh- must be Italian!

AH–! Lose the candle-

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

I think the only logical choice here is to help make hoodwinked! A cultural phenomenon and having it take over the world is such a way that everyone understands via cultural osmosis…

You know… The logical thing to do.

Aqarius,

Yes. This lesson must be shared.

Feathercrown,

Use the hood Red! Uuussseee the hooooooddd!

Doods, in Just 1 more year for me

Being an adult has nothing to do with age, I saw 30 year-old children and 13 year-old men.

VicentAdultman,

Just go to poor families and you will see how early children develop into adults. You need to take care of your brother, or work, or both. Money makes a huge difference.*Not only that, but it is a major factor.

irmoz,

Said the groomer

histic,

bruh

irmoz,

Yes, brother?

MentalEdge, in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Bidet users:

https://i.imgur.com/7inJ7s0.jpeg

thehatfox, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

But what if you are privacy conscious and poor?

hughesdikus,

That’s easy.

You are privacy conscious in those unnecessarily rich parties you got invited to by mistake.

You are poor for your homies and family.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

By a used one I suppose.

idunnololz, in The machine is always broken
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Am I weird for thinking McDonald’s soft serve is decent? I see a lot of people joking it’s not ice cream.

Noodle07,

I love burger kings soft serve, I haven’t had it in a while but McDonald’s Sundays were always a hit for me

ElBarto, in Not Me
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

taanegl, (edited ) in Happy MLK day!

Quoteth Phontay of North-Carolinan blue collar rap duo Little Brother:

I’m an equal opportunity racist. Fuck all y’all.

Avnar, in Out volunteering this weekend

I do indeed suck…

nul, in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

How long should I wait for the employee?

ImFresh3x, (edited ) in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

Yeah would hate to have big laundry know about my lights and darks being mixed.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mixed my colours with my whites

And now I fight the tie-dye fight

doingthestuff, in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

It doesn’t say how often. On the solstices?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Every day of eternity

Omega_Haxors, in You liar!

youtu.be/aLdBNYZQ6bc

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Dragons

Dragons on the intern- Oh someone else did that joke already.

FilthyShrooms, in They are too expensive and gimicky either way
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t afford it anyway, I just like to pretend it’s because of privacy issues

zeekaran, in Dragons

Real European dragon. Smaller than a horse. Basically a scaly dog.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Im drunk and this is my ROARRR

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