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barberousse, in Feel old?
@barberousse@lemmy.ca avatar

Too soon !

PhlubbaDubba, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

zipties arteries

dies of a heart attack

Oreos,

Better use velcro straps next time

JokeDeity, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Please fucking go back. Who the fuck wants to read these dumbass communist manifestos every time anything gets posted? Do you dorks just search for hot topics to flood?

OurToothbrush,

The longest comment I can find is like 5 paragraphs and quoting an article, is that a manifesto to you?

Also “go back”? <3 Commies <3 have been here longer than you.

TheBlue22,

Communists != tankies

Real communists and socialist care about human rights, and dislike brutal, totalrian regimes like ruzzia, China and north korea.

Tankies (and presumably, you) are free to move to those countries to be disappeared once you speak against the regime you so dearly love :3 <3

OurToothbrush,

You’re not a communist if you oppose literally every single successful revolution on the grounds of somehow still believing western propaganda.

TheBlue22,

If you believe any above mentioned countries are communist, you are the one who should stop consuning propaganda.

gustulus,

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    JokeDeity,

    LMFAO, yeah, I’m edgy, not the 14 year old brigade chanting death to America. You’re all literally pathetic.

    RagnarokOnline, in Let 'em COOK!

    Say Cheese and Die

    cm0002,

    Instantly recognized the pic lol I wonder if RL is still making new ones?

    Broken_Monitor,

    He is. The guy has published an absolutely preposterous number of books and has at least one out this year. They also did a Fear Street netflix series somewhat recently, last year I think.

    GlitterInfection,

    The Fear Street movies are also really solid horror!

    Mr_Buscemi,
    @Mr_Buscemi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    That was a great film trilogy. Definitely on my list for stuff to watch again this month

    Touching_Grass,

    I had no idea those were RL. No wonder why I like them so much. One of the coolest things I saw come out of Netflix.

    bestnerd,

    I’m sorry what?! Well fuck, with those plus the new movie I gotta get caught up. Also, is the new movie Goosebumps RL?

    E: it is based on Goosebumps by our spooky bed time boi.

    Case, (edited )

    Was that based on a more adult (but still young) reading level? The name sounds familiar and I grew up on RL Stine until I found the deluge of books set in the forgotten realms (Dungeons and Dragons setting, for clarity, not written by Stine)

    GlitterInfection,

    That’s correct. It’s from his teen-level horror books.

    pete_the_cat,

    Again

    STUPIDVIPGUY, in Let 'em COOK!

    2033 memes: When it’s 83 and sunny and also November

    cmbabul,

    lol you hopeful sumbitch

    qooqie, in Congrats, guys!

    Go at whatever pace feels most comfortable to you in life bro :)

    Oreos,

    Time that you’ve enjoyed wasting… is not time wasted

    ImplyingImplications, in 🍅💦💦

    Ah, the ketchup precum…

    FUCKRedditMods,

    Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

    I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

    variants,

    When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s

    flubba86,

    It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

    dessalines, in Music alignment

    I love how musicals are in both lawful good and chaotic evil.

    simin, in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6b3b3ec7-f2ac-4100-9f4f-8bab305d25b8.png

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    The only reasonable response

    atomic_nugget, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

    Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it’s hideous

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s like the homer Simpson sexy in front clips in back meme.

    brain_in_a_box, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

    It’s probably not logistically viable, but as a matter of principle, there is absolutely no reason why DPRK couldn’t host to world cup. It’s gone to plenty of worse countries.

    Aria,

    It has only gone to worse countries.

    JoShmoe, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

    You all thought I was crazy for wanting pineapple on pizza! How do you like me now!

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    I liked you just fine before?

    Mercival,

    I mean… The OG ambrosia “salad” has mayo and candied fruit in it.

    expatriado, in 🍅💦💦

    i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

    Lynxtickler,

    Shake it first ffs

    expatriado,

    no

    JTheDoc,

    Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

    Not sure about flavour/texture however.

    CaptDust, in 🍅💦💦

    Shake before the squeeze

    DontRedditMyLemmy,

    Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won’t build up as ketchup warms.

    xusontha, in Do we do Spooktober here?

    Y E S

    Skeleton with two guns

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