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Pika, in Which pill do you choose?

blue pill, my existing knowledge won’t help me cause I’m not in a position to actually change things. 10 million dollars though… I could invest that and call it a day

Secret300,

You could get bitcoin before it blew up and get richer

Pika,

It doesn’t say you go back I time, just become younger, but if that’s how it works I could do that route, and have an early start on everything.

Secret300, (edited )

Well it says “restart your life at 6 years of age” so it’s healthy implying you’re gonna go back in time

bassomitron, (edited )

You could do way more than just get Bitcoin. You could do shorts/puts on all types of market spikes/crashes and just normal investing in Apple, Google, Tesla, Amazon, etc etc. You could literally become a multi-multi billionaire.

That is, if going back to 6 years old also means that you’ll at least be 18 way before or by the time the mid-90s/early 2000s rolled around.

Secret300,

Well I wouldn’t. I’d be 18 in 2020

11181514, in Cringe

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  • grue,

    No, people being homeless in the first place is cringe. Quit being obtuse.

    Chriswild,

    Fr, mf prolly looks at shantytowns as safe havens

    11181514,

    Literally the opposite of what I said dumbass

    11181514,

    Agreed. That’s not what the second panel said though. OP said cringe about safe parking spots. That’s like saying cringe about giving homeless people food. Yeah no shit people shouldn’t be homeless.

    Smite6645,

    Sorry if it wasn’t clear - the cringe is housing / economic situation pushing so many to have to live in their cars. Absolutely great idea to have safe havens.

    thetreesaysbark,

    It was clear. I think the guy you’re replying to is the outlier for their interpretation.

    troglodytis, in Which pill do you choose?

    Team Purple.

    Allero,

    That is the option to take red pill and buy Bitcoin later

    SubArcticTundra, (edited ) in Cringe
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    Is jesus f***ing christ incest?

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Jesus and Christ are the same person so it would be more like masturbation

    zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

    Stigmatasturbastion.

    andrew_bidlaw,
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    A hole is a hole.

    notenoughbutter,

    so selfcest

    bear_delune,

    More likely masturbation

    Norgur, in Stats

    The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

    XenoWarden,

    I don’t get this one…?

    Dhs92,

    Bebe

    mexicancartel,

    Skeletons, not bones

    Preggerant

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Fuck, that’s a good one

    ericbomb,

    I like skull more, but both are great.

    knorke3,

    actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

    dgmib,

    And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

    knorke3,

    honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.

    aBundleOfFerrets,

    There are not very many amputees compared to pregnant woman, and babies have a lot more bones that are in your typical limb

    Norgur,

    Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?

    knorke3,

    the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

    Vengefu1Tuna,

    I lost my skele back in 'nam

    Norgur,

    Dang commies!

    AngryCommieKender,

    We didn’t make Agent Orange. That was Monsanto, and Dow.

    Edgarallenpwn, in title
    @Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

    E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that

    badaboomxx,

    I can hear the song already

    SapphironZA, in title

    Everything is improved if you put a cross guard on it.

    CallumWells,

    How cross does he have to be?

    BulbasaurBabu,

    Properly cross

    Grayox, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/5a61e41f-4c4a-4256-8a54-8dfe391aa3c1.jpeg make better agi prop, the US has the most gorgeous metro system in the world. Facts dont care about your feelings. (If you dont like brutalist architecture you probably wont like it and I’m sorry)

    Artyom,

    I distinctly remember having to stop and admire the station the first time I went through there.

    neptune,

    This metro system doesn’t have enough parallel track to allow for night time operation or maintenance.

    AdrianTheFrog,
    @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    the Vienna metro (u bahn) is neat because it has a very wide range of architectural styles

    Neato,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah. DC has some very pretty metro stations. NYC has SO MANY stops in Manhattan it was silly when visiting.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
    pingveno,

    In case anyone is wondering, that’s Komsomolskaya station, built in 1952. Later stations tended to not be so opulent.

    yogthos,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
    pingveno,

    I think I owe you an apology. I took your initial comment as you trying to insult me, given our past interactions. Not that I wasn’t giving an honest opinion on the design itself, but otherwise I would have just kept it to myself.

    pingveno, (edited )

    That’s not opulent, that’s just bad taste. The other one was absolutely beautiful.

    yogthos,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    Certainly better taste than anything your shithole has to offer.

    pingveno,

    None of the design elements work with each other, to start with. Then it’s like after the fact, some shmuck from the propaganda office told the architects to stick a stupid looking fighter jet in there. It’s like a weak man’s idea of a strong design.

    yogthos,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’ve never read a more sour comment in my life. Thanks for letting me know how much you’re seething and coping there.

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    It really doesnt have a cohesive design motif to it and does feel like strongman propaganda.

    yogthos,
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    I mean, obviously it’s nowhere close to Soviet designs in terms of quality, but we’re comparing with US here.

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Feels a little bougie if you ask me, but to each their own.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Funny you’d say that, because even though the first plans for it date back to the Russian Empire, it was the communists under Stalin who actually built it.

    RIP_Cheems, in Phantom of the Opera
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    the fuckin what?

    TacoButtPlug,
    @TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

    🤣

    Greg, in Which pill do you choose?
    @Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’d grab both pills and quickly swallow them just to see what would happen. I might end up a 12yo with $5million. I’d be so obnoxious

    TacoButtPlug,
    @TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This is the only correct answer

    neoman4426, in Which pill do you choose?

    One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.

    fastandcurious, (edited )

    Also just hope that major events are not converging points in multiple timelines, otherwise you will be aware of all the terrible things that will happen but will practically be unable to stop them

    Tuturun’t

    Vode_An, in Which pill do you choose?

    which is one digests better in my ass?

    dream_weasel,

    Brown pill.

    EvilEyedPanda, in Gotta stay grounded.

    They’re so obsessed with buying up as much land as possible, I say we send them hurtling toward it from space, so they can become one with that which they love so much!

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Nah that’s too lofty for them, i think in a just world they would have to produce labor like the rest of us, death and space is too kind a fate. (Not that labor is bad, but they think its a fate worse than death)

    Gradually_Adjusting,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Real talk, they know there’s enough mineral wealth in the asteroid belt that even some of it could make either A) everyone effectively rich or B) everyone a slave to their massive wealth forever. They’re voting with their rockets.

    EvilEyedPanda,

    It’s B, the more money we have the less power they have over us.

    pennomi,

    That plus the land grab that always happens when a new unsettled area is colonized. Yeah the moon is a horrible place to live, but if you get a parcel of land for free, and a place to live safely there, I bet a lot of people would be tempted.

    GardenVarietyAnxiety, in Which pill do you choose?

    Red pill. My dumbass thinks I could “fix” the people that fucked up my childhood with the knowledge I have now

    DharmaCurious,
    @DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

    I plan on convincing my mom to leave my dad. Sadly, 6 isn’t young enough to prevent him from ruining her life, though. But at least she’ll get out earlier, and also I can hopefully prevent her from having a surgery that completely changed her life for the worse.

    miss_brainfart, in title
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    Not just guys, let me tell you

    Mango,

    Oh good, so it’s just the OP who doesn’t have their shit straight.

    Socsa,

    Nicole Coenen has joined the chat

    captainlezbian,

    Yeah I definitely want one

    miss_brainfart,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one

    Mobilityfuture,

    Guys is technically a non-gendered term - FWIW

    Lemjukes,

    Just like ‘mankind’ right? (/s)

    Sure, language is changing and guys has been veering neutral since the 70s. But claiming the word is outright “non-gendered” is incorrect imo.

    CallumWells,

    Merriam-Webster would like to disagree with your assertion that it is not “non-gendered”

    Thanks to @Mobilityfuture for the link in lemmy.ml/comment/7077751 (I don’t know if I could make that link in a better way)

    Jumuta,

    I agree that “guys” is not a gendered term but I don’t like your argument.

    Definitions of words can be very different to how people use them, and we shouldn’t constrain the use of words to their definitions.

    CallumWells,

    I disagree that we shouldn’t constrain the use of words to their definitions. It’s what helps make the meaning of sentences the most clear for everyone. If people had actually done that then the definition of “literally” wouldn’t include “figuratively” and a lot of misunderstandings could be avoided.

    Otherwise we could end up with people saying that when they wrote “all white people deserve to die” what they actually meant was that they deserve to live, since that’s how they use the word “die”. It’s nonsensical to me.

    Senshi,

    Kind of a bad example, because mankind very clearly stems from ‘humankind’. And people are lazy and prefer using short words. The unfairness is rather that women got stuck with the words requiring more characters. But that is a phenomenon of the English language and not present in others.

    However, in most languages the words for man/male are closer to human(kind) than female/woman, which very clearly shows the historic patriarchal influence, coming back around to your point after all.

    CallumWells,

    Interestingly enough, in old English you had “werman” and “wifman” for man and woman respectively, in which case referring to all with “mankind” makes perfect sense. So the originator for mankind seems more likely to be from that than the explanation that it’s a shortening of “humankind” to me.

    Mango,

    What’s gals then?

    hughesdikus,

    Not technically. Practically. In real world. As slang.

    Cause technically and by definition, It’s still very much gendered.

    Mobilityfuture,

    No, sorry. Please check the facts before correcting someone.

    In its plural form “guys” is technically non-gendered:

    www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/guy

    miss_brainfart,
    @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

    I haven’t seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that’s why it has a clear masculine ring in my head

    JoShmoe,

    It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

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