memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

nodsocket, in Bazinga

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

SwedishFool, in those ppl...

Well I’m like 70% here, and the last 30% is through a cracked Reddit client without ads or tracking (shhh, I’ll never admit that it exists again)

TheHottub, in Role of a lifetime
@TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

There’s always money in the lemonade stand. Wink wink.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in I hope this post finds you well...
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Narrator: “It didn’t find him well.”

CryptidBestiary, in choices

Putting the harnesses on all of them was already an accomplishment

trollblox_,

and the harness staying on was a miracle

Rocha, in "national socialists were socialist"

Welp, by the same logic, I guess social justice ain’t real justice.

onkyo,

Yes, because everything must always be literal and if something is not words just don’t have meaning anymore /s

Fanghole,

That’s not the same logic though. His logic is “Noun A is part of noun AB, that does not mean noun AB is equal to or a subset of A.” While the way you’re interpreting it is “Noun A is part of noun AB, thus AB is not equal to and not a subset of A.” The important part is that his logic only dictates that the relationship between A and AB are independent of eachother, while your interpretation states that A depends on AB in an inverse manner. Ie: “We cannot say popcorn is or is not corn based on name alone,” vs “popcorn cannot be corn because corn is in the name.”

Not taking a side on social justice, the logical comparison you attempted just bothered me. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Jorgelino,

Thank you. Logical fallacies like this irk me a thousand times more than any one ideology.

UnverifiedAPK, in Well I feel better now.

You fly to cities/airports, not countries. There’s no way people are screwing that up.

LocustOfControl,

I can’t believe that there’s never been anyone that didn’t make that mistake. Probably not enough to justify keeping a counter dedicated to it though…

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

How would you even get on a plane without a corresponding ticket?

KredeSeraf,

You would buy a ticket to Austria not realizing it was the wrong place. I have a very, very stupid cousin who did exactly that.

huge_clock,

So where are you going in Australia?

“No idea mate. Figure I’ll sort it out when i get there.”

Flaky, in "national socialists were socialist"
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Oh, that’s what those are called.

BelieveRevolt, in "national socialists were socialist"

I’ll have to save this image for the next time someone does this very-intelligent galaxy-brain shit.

someguy3, (edited ) in "national socialists were socialist"

Simple reply is: More emphasis on National[ism]. Hitler didn’t even like the name, the party was formed and named before he joined.

Taako_Tuesday,

Having recently read Rise & Fall, yeah. The party started out as a small nationalist club with socialist tendencies to attract the impoverished WW1 soldiers. But Hitler only cared about the nationalist part, and once they had any sort of public presence, Hitler squashed any attempts at doing anything socialist. For example at one point when they were a minority party, there was a vote to take land from the wealthy Junkers, which some members of the party wanted to vote for, because it wouls be popular with their voters. But Hitler refused, because he wanted the Junker’s support and money.

nightdice, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Adding yet another PSA to these comments that it is no longer recommended to pause chest compressions while doing cpr. You should exclusively be doing chest compressions until professional help arrives.

ursakhiin,

Adding a PSA to state that you shouldn’t take medical advice from random people on the Internet.

If you are trained in CPR, follow your training. If your certification has expired you should re-up it. There are legal reasons some training says certain things in different areas and following your training will protect you even if you go to a place with different laws.

Siegfried, in An industry shouldn't have multiple human rights watch reports about working conditions

I’m kind of pissed with people trying to push they mediocre agendas through memes. You have an opinion? Grow a pair and publish it in c/politicalmemes /s

RenownedBalloonThief,

No

Erika3sis, in "national socialists were socialist"
@Erika3sis@hexbear.net avatar

Adolf Hitler? Socialist.

Franklin Roosevelt? Socialist.

Joseph Stalin? Dare I say, he was a downright pinko!

The entirety of WWII was just leftist infighting over Trotskyist revisionism. Just a big ol’ non-binary fuss over intercontinental ballistic tweets. Wake up, sheeple!

beautiful_boater,
@beautiful_boater@hexbear.net avatar
arirr, in appreciate it

Uh, she told me that she and her family used Linux first…

Stalinwolf, in choices
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Nah, I’m good. I’ll just stay home.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #