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Pat_Riot, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Silly. You harvest the rich with bullets.

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

And how to stop them growing in the first place?

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

You must destroy their entire toxic ecosystem

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Well, taxation used to keep them from getting too big, but Reagan ended that. They’ve either bought or become the government at this point, so I doubt that anything short of some revolutionary shit can even make a real dent in them.

exixx, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it

I have been loving these

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

I’m glad. It’s fun making them :)

Rubanski, in choices

What’s that blueberry pie doing over there?

FurtiveFugitive,

I’d be more concerned with the eyeball.

🥧👁️

Rubanski,

Oh shit!

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Where ?

turnipjs,

foot

UnverifiedAPK,
Rubanski,

Ok this is fun!

bizarrocullen, in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cloodge, in choices

I think in this case you’re going to have to give in and be a dog.

bernieecclestoned, in "national socialists were socialist"

Does anyone actually say that?

bdonvr,

My mother loves to.

ThirdWorldOrder, (edited )

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  • spudwart,
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    You’re better off.

    Facebones,

    Better off without him. I had to cut out a friend recently for, among other reasons, literally shushing me for being “too political.”

    I was saying I hope we get back the half hour busses we had before covid. 🙄

    neshura,
    @neshura@bookwormstory.social avatar

    sadly more people than you’d think

    mp3,
    @mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

    As democratic as the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

    grte,

    Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Dinesh D’Souza, and Peter Hitchens among names you may have heard of.

    As well as an endless supply of idiots on web forums throughout the last 30+ years.

    This is the right’s favourite lie to distance themselves from the natural end result of their ideology.

    UtMan1988, in choices

    Oooh, pie!

    Mr_nutter_butter, in those ppl...
    @Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

    Still a lot of stuff that’s not moved over either as fedirated isn’t as esay to use yet or reddit being established

    Mothra, in We all go through that goofy looking stage
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    You gotta give it to Braxton, he’s the GOAT

    OrteilGenou, in those ppl...

    I was mostly on Reddit for hockey game threads. Lemmy sucks for that at the moment, so… I went to discord. Fuck spez

    DancingIsForbidden,
    @DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

    he’s a speze of shit

    pineapplelover,

    Eventually we should move to something like Matrix or at least Revolt (still waiting on an actual Android app for that one)

    Lauchs,

    Oh, I hadn’t looked for hockey on discord Say what you will about reddit, I do kinda miss r/canucks, the happiest group of sad folks on the internet!

    Any suggestions for a discord newbie on finding hockey communities?

    DessertStorms, in choices
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    Gotta wait for those 3am zoomies!

    Also, I'd much rather use a sled that takes longer (zoomies, laser, toy, there are ways!), but that the animals pulling it not only stop to poop, but bury it too, rather than going-on-the-go and having it spray all over the sled users.. 😂

    GitProphet,

    wait, do dogs do that?

    Aremel,

    Sled dogs don’t stop to poop, but they also don’t spray their poop all over the sled driver.

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    You not liking the thought of it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen

    Since the poop is expelled at full speed, it will likely be scattered in various directions, and possibly even reach other sled dogs and the musher who must navigate through the messy ordeal.
    Despite the smelly mess, it's just another challenge that can be added to the other challenges that sled dog teams must overcome, on top of all the other glorious adventures in the frozen wilderness.
    Fortunately, mushers wear goggles or other protective gear to avoid any flying debris from reaching their eyes.

    source

    Stalinwolf,
    @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

    Imagine trying to follow the sled tracks that had the 3am zoomies. Better hope there wasn’t a village in the way.

    etuomaala, (edited ) in those ppl...
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">I still feel a strong pull towards r/worldnews.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">c/world@lemmy.world is juuuust not quite as good,
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    content-wise.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">edit:
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    !world@lemmy.world
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    Still new to lemmy, lol...
    </span>
    
    0x2d,

    ah yes c/world@lemmy.world

    also why are you typing in codeblocks

    dauerstaender,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Look there is a peasant beneath us!
    </span>
    
    etuomaala,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Because
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    it
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">        preserves
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">            whitespace.
    </span>
    
    whoisearth,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s also pretentious. Just saying lol

    etuomaala,

    Do you know of another way to preserve white space?

    whoisearth,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    Unless you’re typing code why is it important?

    etuomaala,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">It's an experiment I've been trying for about two weeks, now.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">I am using whitespace to make written English easier to read.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">I put one sentence per line.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Long sentences are broken into multiple lines
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    according to natural breaks in the sentences.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">(I try to aim for an 80 column width.)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Indentation is used to signal the continuation of a sentence.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Basically, I am treating English like a programmer would treat code.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">As an interesting and unexpected corollary,
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    the English is much easier to edit, and
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    diffs are way cleaner.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">(I'm editing this in an external dedicated text editor.)
    </span>
    
    xetem,
    @xetem@pawb.social avatar

    Yes, but reading this on moblie is complete and utter ass. Rule 1 of formatting, don’t force others to adhere to your formatting style.

    etuomaala,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">What is this mobile thing of which you speak?
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">But seriously, if your screen can't fit 80 columns, then
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    what am I supposed to do about that?
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">My phone can do that easily.
    </span>
    
    Karyoplasma,

    It’s less readable on mobile clients because code blocks don’t linebreak automatically. I have to side-scroll your comments to read them in full, so the only feeling I get from your experiment is slight annoyance.

    Raw text preserves whitespaces, so if I wanted them, I’d just show that instead. I don’t get it.

    whoisearth,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    And it’s still pretentious AF lol

    petrol_sniff_king,

    Why is it pretentious?

    snugglesthefalse,

    The whole air of " I know what’s best for you and you don’t"

    petrol_sniff_king,

    And what if I found this useful? Wouldn’t you be deciding for me what’s best?

    whoisearth,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’m special and because of that my comments need to look different than everyone else

    Furthermore I’m doing this for reasons you won’t fully understand because I’m cooler than you

    It seriously comes across like some autist green text from 4chan. Imagine if you had a buddy that only conversed in Olde English. You still understand them but Jesus Christ.

    petrol_sniff_king,

    Oh, I get it. You’re just mad.

    Never mind, then.

    whoisearth,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    Lol you realize we are on The Internet right? They can do them I’m simply stating it’s dumb AF. Anyways, you do you too.

    etuomaala,

    Can your web browser zoom the text out?

    rabbit_wren,

    I’m not a programmer, but I think I see what you’re trying to do. I have ADHD and less-than-ideal eyesight. This is easier to read, comprehension-wise, in that I’m not getting “lost” in the text and losing my place and having to re-read paragraphs; but the font you’re using is a little blurrier than the default (I think it’s the serifs) and is a little more difficult for me to physically read. Maybe increasing the font size or changing to a different font would work better?

    etuomaala, (edited )
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Lemmy uses the system default for monospace font.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Try changing the monospace alias in /etc/fonts/local.conf:
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Font_configuration/Examples#Default_fonts
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">That's for system-wide effect.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">For just firefox, go to Settings > General > Fonts > Advanced and
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    change the default Monospace font to a monospace font you like.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Source Code Pro and DejaVu Sans Mono are both very good.
    </span>
    
    Daefsdeda,

    I find it amusing, thank you

    petrol_sniff_king,

    The 80-column width, as some have pointed out, can’t really be counted on, unfortunately. But I think this is neat. Reminds me of greentext.

    I might try something like this in my own notes for work.

    etuomaala,

    What is greentext?

    eltimablo,

    In what way do you consider it easier to read raw HTML than it is to read properly-formatted text? This text displays all of its tags on kbin and it's a nightmare to read.

    etuomaala,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">That's a problem with kbin, then.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">There are no tags in lemmy.
    </span>
    
    etuomaala,
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Aw, gross.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">kbin is written in php.
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Thanks, but no thanks, lol.
    </span>
    
    Zoop,

    Why are you wanting to preserve white space in your comments? Maybe it’s just how it shows up on my screen, but I’m not seeing or understanding why or what the usage was in your initial comment here, or what the benefit was.

    To be clear, I’m not judging or anything, especially since it’s not like you’re hurting anyone! Ultimately, you do yo thang! I’m just curious and interested to understand where you’re coming from. Is it just for funsies?

    snugglesthefalse,

    Meanwhile I’m here on dark mode and none of you have any white space so it clearly doesn’t work

    imgprojts,

    Okay how did you make the text Like that?

    etuomaala,

    Start and stop the message with three backticks on a line on their own:

    
    This stuff gets rendered in fixed width with preserved whitespace.
    
    
    SeekPie, in choices

    Why not both? Cat running away and dog chasing so you get extra speed.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Ever tried to make a cat run in a straight line? There’s a reason why “herding cats” is analogous to an impossible task…

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    Cats have an uncanny ability to know what you want and a strongly evolved urge to do precisely the opposite

    Blackout, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it
    @Blackout@kbin.social avatar

    The rich are bitter, stringy and tough, you got to slow cook them like brisket to bring out that 1% flavor.

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    Watch out. They can be very fragile

    weariedfae, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

    Obviously you should be doing compressions only on a giraffe.

    Look at how far the blood has to go to get to the brain, you can’t afford the time do to rescue breaths.

    Plus consider how far the lungs are away from the mouth and how large they are. There’s no way your 2 puny exhales have enough pressure to get there, let alone inflate the lungs enough to oxygenate anything.

    No, it’s abundantly clear you need to do compressions only until someone gets the giraffine AED.

    3ntranced,

    Or do a 2-man rescue and one pumps the chest and the other administers rescue breaths, or more likely just continues blowing constant air to try to get some positive pressure in the airway to fill the lungs.

    The real question here i think is what would cause a giraffe to lose a pulse that wouldn’t already likely be it’s cause of death regardless?

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