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N0body, in Something unsettling!

They must be protected from Admiral Zhao!

CrazM13,

You mean Zhao the Conquerer?! Zhao the Moon Slayer?!?! Zhao the INVINCIBLE!?!?!?

GrammatonCleric, in Something unsettling!
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When you mix motor oil and milk

Czarb, in Perfect gift

Camp Crystal Lake No Swimming Beware the Crocks

AmidFuror, in Self-inflicted

I was going to question if the correct ear is broken off, but the famous self-portrait was painted based on the artist's reflection.

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in We are not the same

Cheap and poor are the same thing.

DSTGU,

No. Being cheap is a choice, being poor usually isn’t

BingoBangoBongo,

Nonsense. I grew up around a few VERY wealthy kids, and they were fucking dicks. I stopped hanging out with them when they would refuse to ever tip servers or throw their pocket change on the table. Father made obscene money, mother was incredibly giving, and their kids bring their own soft drink into a restaurant.

Siethron, in 30's wheel of pain

Dude you have to exercise and stretch. I actually went to a “movement specialist” personal trainer for a couple of sessions and that helped a lot. My near constant back pain is non-existent now.

Rolando,

Personal trainers are awesome. If you can’t afford one:

  1. find a friend to work out with. Preferably at your same physical level. Look for workouts or support online.
  2. get as much medical care as you can afford. A lot of small problems in your 30s can turn into big problems in your 40s.
eestileib,

Good suggestions, the key is to break a sweat as many days as you can, consistently and sustainably.

Another option is taking tai chi, yoga, or shotokan with a good instructor; good instructors can be hard to find though.

All three of those have really helped me at different times, particularly with posture and movement (tai chi the most, but it takes the longest to actually be able to do it).

Never done Pilates but I’ve heard very positive things about it.

poinck,

Yes, Pilates is great! Still need to find a new course for after work (old one is not campatible with my work hours anymore), but at least 34 km on 3 to 4 days by bike is my current workout. Don’t do home office unless you use the time saved for something like Pilates, jogging or other recommandations from above.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Pilates taught me how weak all my smaller stabilizing muscles are

ovay, in Something unsettling!

That thing over at the end stares into my soul

balderdash9, in Something unsettling!

look at that pus trib

SaltyIceteaMaker, in Something unsettling!

Ying and yang… Just not as smooth a transition

Karcinogen, in World attention

What ever became of the Free Hong Kong protests?

Peaty,

They got cancelled due to COVID and police violence.

whileloop,
@whileloop@lemmy.world avatar

We forgot them, and now Hong Kong is just as repressed as the rest of China.

chuckleslord,

Kind of hard to keep a protest going through covid and also anyone who says anything being arrested

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

China won

SuckMyWang,

Hollywood lied to me

Jilanico, in World attention
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ryan, in 30's wheel of pain

I woke up shortly after turning 31 and my shoulders hurt. Then they froze and I couldn't lift them. Then that sorted itself out over the course of six months or so, but now they're in pain every time I lie down any way other than flat on my back, and my hands occasionally go numb while lying in bed.

Of course, I've seen doctors and they just ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯ "looks fine to us, you're still young lol"

I've been able to mitigate the other pain issues like my back and stuff with stretches and basic exercises. Seriously, fellow "no longer young adults", I cannot stress enough the importance of stretching and basic exercise, doesn't even have to be serious exercise, just take a brisk walk or play some VR while standing up, get your body moving, don't let it calcify.

GBU_28,

A GP Doc isn’t the right person, consider a physiotherapist or orthopedist

ryan,

Oh, thank you, I'll see whether I can get an appointment scheduled.

JWayn596, in *actually PIJ 🤭

Context:

NYT, WSJ, and other news media have started to report that US Intel confirms it was a failed militant rocket through infrared imagery.

Downvotes are legitimately, copium.

Deestan,

Downvotes are legitimately, copium.

Counterpoint: I think it is pretty clear Hamas’ claims were bullshit, but I downvote this fucking post for the tasteless tone and fucking snickering emoji. It’s a current and ongoing human fucking tragedy, not a sports event.

ianhclark510,
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Stay mad terrorist apologist

JWayn596,

I didn’t think making fun of terrorists could be controversial until today nyaa~

neptune,

Hahaha ha got em, civilians died as a predictable outcome of warfare, and hhahaha morons critical of Israel thought maybe Israel had bombed a hospital but not it’s just that Gaza has no resources so even their weapons are shit. Hahaha hahaha haha war.

masquenox,

Riiiight… US intel “confirms.”

Have they found Saddam’s “Weapons Of Mass Destruction” yet?

Franzia,

I mean, I believe it. But discourse about this thing that happened less than a day ago isn’t copium.

SilentStorms, in World attention

Kurdistan not pictured

fluke,
@fluke@lemmy.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Shh they are in hiding in the tunnels. They’ll call you right back after the turkish planes leave.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Buried under the pool

cevmantius,

Siktir git amına soktuğum buraya da mı geldiniz

SilentStorms,

Just seeing the word “Kurdistan” sets you guys off huh?

cevmantius,

You can shove the word krditan up to your ass fucking lizard

tdawg, in Perfect gift

Wish I had a version without the speech bubble

clubb,
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tdawg,

Oh wow! Thanks haha

clubb,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Hey! I’m glad to know you liked my 2 minute modification! I guess your wishes do sometimes get real haha

Lesrid,

Another successful comedy amputation. Good work doctor.

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