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Annoyed_Crabby, in creator trolly

No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.

MonkderZweite,

Aren’t they from birth sinful?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink

the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test

GargleBlaster,

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

AliceTheMinotaur,

Santa

Gnugit,

Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?

DmMacniel,

Including your underpants. And socks.

VikingHippie,

And skin.

Wolfen,

Satin, you say?

Lifebandit666,

Statins

EmpathicVagrant,

But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?

noobdoomguy8658,

Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.

EmpathicVagrant,

-embrace sweet death

Sonotsugipaa,
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They should just repent for existing, if they can’t even do that they’re basically just asking for the train

Annoyed_Crabby,

According to the 20 commandments that i just made up-

drop one stone tablet

10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you’re sinned.

Wolfen,

Nice reference drop there.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

Risk,

So… Christianity has thought crimes?

interdimensionalmeme,

Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin

letsgo,

No. What he was saying is that everything you do starts off as a thought. So instead of policing your own actions, police your own thoughts and don’t entertain the bad ones when they enter your mind. Then when the opportunity presents itself - let’s say she indicates she’s up for a quickie behind the bike sheds, if you’ve already been fantasising about all the different scenarios you’re much more likely to take her up on it than if you haven’t. Therefore you should consider thinking about adultery as being just as bad as the act itself, even though it really isn’t.

SpiderShoeCult,

so… thought crimes then?

VikingHippie,

Absolutely.

interdimensionalmeme,

I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.

Todesschnitzel, in Based on a true story

You won’t believe what it does to your boyfriend!

tdawg,

Huh?

gravitas_deficiency, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?
ThePac, in creator trolly

For this to be more accurate you need to take the “God” out of the image entirely.

justhach, in The size of a what
@justhach@lemmy.world avatar

Americans will use anything but metric smdh.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

My feet are 0.83 feet long

qisope,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

you’re not legally allowed to call them feet then

Sotuanduso,

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

lugal,

Ok, my pheet are 0.83 pheet long

Much better

coffeebiscuit,

Feetish

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

n7gifmdn,
@n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca avatar

I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

ioney,

83/100 feet

Rodeo,

Unless you’re doing any kind of precision manufacturing, then it’s decimal inch notation.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

The steel that I cut has thickness measured in millimeters, the program wants it in fraction inches, and the torch spacing is in decimal inches. It’s a catastrophe but Im getting pretty good at in/mm conversion

idunnololz, in When your sleep cycle is broken
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Wait that’s me

db2, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Why would you be doing cpr on a giraffe instead of sleeping though?

NotBadAndYou, in Based on a true story

And they were never heard from again.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Some questions are better left unanswered

PFFFT. Amateurs!!

Marinated, deep-fried Viagra chicken ALL DAY

mindbleach,

If it’s all day, seek medical attention.

VantaBrandon, in those ppl...

Not sure exactly when it happened, but sometime in the past 3-4 years reddit just became not-reddit. It seemed to draw a more Facebook-esque audience than in prior years. There is still some good content there, but its simply not what it used to be.

Yearly1845,

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Stop horsing around!

    mdhughes, in school night bedtime hack
    @mdhughes@lemmy.ml avatar

    Golden Palominos, Prison of the Rhythm Exuberance Is Beauty Mix

    Way back on my radio show, that was my “I’m in the can or searching stacks for music” song.

    Entropywins, in That can only mean one thing
    @Entropywins@kbin.social avatar

    I'm a huge pokemon fan I only saw the first season when it originally aired and only played red and blue...come at me

    Flughoernchen,

    I also owned both silver and gold, bug never really played them because even back then the differences were marginal.

    AstralPath,

    That’s all that ever mattered to me too. Peak level Pokémon. Still got Red loaded in my OG GameBoy Pocket on my desk.

    deegeese, in But cat domesticated us

    Farming -> grain -> rodents -> cats

    hemko,

    Fake news.

    jaybone,

    Fake meows

    Norgur,

    I like OP's version better, so that's what is fact now.

    danc4498,

    You can like it, but the hard truth is that cats were never domesticated. They can leave anytime they want and would be fine. Humans would never be the same, though…

    angrystego,

    This only works for outdoor cats and in areas with plenty of prey. Most indoor cats don’t do well if left on their own and outdoor cats often struggle too.

    XTL,

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication_of_the_cat

    Indeed. I’m a little disappointed that wp doesn’t mention that other than in the naming and talk.

    A link from there:

    www.newyorker.com/tech/…/are-cats-domesticated

    angrystego, (edited )

    I think that’s because the narrow scientific term domestication is used in casual speach with a shifted meaning. And that’s because we don’t have any other expression for animals that you can be friends with that would sound as cool as domesticated (taming is too tame).

    Edit: Sorry, got lost in the threads. I’ll leave it here because it is still kind of on topic. I guess I should also add that domestication is a process and the line where an animal is considered domesticated is arbitrary.

    AdlachGyfiawn,
    @AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    My cat would die in seconds if I let him outside. He’s too dumb to live.

    eezeebee,
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    Me too. dO YuOr oWn rEsEaRch

    bstix,

    That’s what big cat wants you to think.

    In reality, cats already ate the rodents, but now you have to pay them for doing it.

    EternalNicodemus,
    @EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

    Nuh uh, Cat domesticated us

    bitsplease,

    Hell. Even today cats are great for pest control, my cats go nuts if there’s a fly in the house until they get it

    Granted, a cat leaping across the room constantly to try and get it is way more annoying than the fly itself, but still lol

    philomory, in school night bedtime hack

    Jethro Tull’s Thick as a Brick at 44 minutes, or their A Passion Play at 45 (each was an entire vinyl album on both sides for a single song, though some CD/mp3 re-releases later split them into multiple chunks for easier navigation).

    Siegfried,

    Jethro Tull’s Thick as a Brick at 44 minutes

    44 well used minutes if you ask me

    Tankiedesantski, in When you also send a carrier group to make sure no other outside forces interfere with that process.

    America hates open air prisons for Muslims… Just not if their buddy Israel is the warden. https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0afd1231-9ba0-4c1e-a377-fb603a5f955a.jpeg

    micnd90,

    https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/81f992c6-8316-4c1f-9bc7-7a55c14a6444.webp

    This open air prison looks kinda lit literally and figuratively, probably has better public transport, education, and healthcare than my city (Denver, lmao)

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