$1 grilled cheese
spudwart, 
awnery, no pepper. no hot sauce. no dippin that in a fryer. no fresh tomato slices. the only point of this being an entire food truck is to cover it in angry words.
JamesStallion, None of those things you mentioned are ingredients in grilled cheese. The purpose of the food truck is to make grilled cheese.
GarfieldYaoi, 
This capitalist is alright.
Catsrules, (edited ) What happens if i pay $1.50?
Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?
Land_Strider, Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.
morgunkorn, 
Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire
what happens if i give you $1.37
Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019
i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker
AlpineSteakHouse, If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.
If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.
LoamImprovement, I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.
Catsrules, I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?
LoamImprovement, I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.
owenfromcanada, 
He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.
Ho_Chi_Chungus, 
Ah, a restaurant run by the head chef and the head chef alone
Sadrockman, 
Eat what you like,but if you want a “melt”, go to a restaurant. If you just want a grilled cheese(or toastie),go to the truck. Simple. And damn,why isn’t this a thing? I’d kill for a simple grilled cheese rn
neutron, I would have loved this as a drunk college kid at 2 am.
Sadrockman, Perfect drunk food. Greasy,gooey,and warm.
Omega_Haxors, This cart is performance art in object form.
0x4E4F, Respect, doesn’t take bullshit 👍.
Potatos_are_not_friends, In Philadelphia, there’s a pizza called Lorenzo’s on South street.
They serve a cheese slice. You can get a whole pie with toppings. But if you want a slice, it’s cheese.
Want a topping? Nope. They’re pretty friendly and just tell you to go to the back until you’re ready for a cheese slice, which I always found funny.
0x4E4F, (edited )
But, I just want a tomato slice 🥺.
Sir, please go to the back of the line or we will call the police.
MiddledAgedGuy, I get that it’s probably a joke. But I would absolutely go out of my way to get small bills to buy basic grilled sandwiches from this person complete with, what I assume, is barely hospitable service.
I feel like that’s kind of a hipster thing? I don’t care for the label, but I can’t argue it sometimes fits.
Obi, 
This is post-hipster. Hipster would have cheese made from the milk of a specific goat you only find in one specific mountain in Peru, the bread would be sourdough baked right there in the truck and there’s a choice of 23 different toppings.
This is the reaction to that.
MiddledAgedGuy, I can’t argue with that!
I enjoyed the all too accurate description.
clifftiger, 
Hipster would also tell everyone his biography and emphasize how much meeting that goat and the shepards on that specific mountain in Peru has changed his entire life.
Guntrigger, So what you’re saying is, it’s double hipster
0ops, Sprinkle a little garlic powder in there and it’s like eating a grilled cheese and garlic bread at the same time
root_beer, None of that artisan bullshit, read the truck
ICastFist, 
With the cost of cheese around here, I’d gladly pay 1 dollar for that (even in my local currency, that’s a great deal)
Potatos_are_not_friends, Brick sliced American cheese is kinda like the hot dog of meats.
Just a bunch of mystery.
Not knocking it - I was raised on it! But I wouldn’t compare it to what people in the rest of the world would consider as cheese.
interceder270, (edited ) You can buy 1 pound (24 slices) of American cheese for $2.50.
ICastFist, I don’t think the international shipping cost will compensate for that.
PowerGloveSoBad, (edited )
- Grill cheez
- Grill cheez
- Grill cheez
- No Pepsi Grill cheez
Che_Donkey, 
Seriously, making me feel reeeeal old that I get this reference. NOCOKE , pepsi!
scottywh, Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger pepsi
buzz86us, Can we make this a national chain? So many people just need this sometimes
solrize, This was basically Blondies Pizza back in the day. Also the nitter thread is from 2019.
thiccdiccnicc, 
Gotta give the cheeser another chance
ASeriesOfPoorChoices, SOURCE: Xitter, June 7, 2019
twitter.com/…/1136992675742269440
The number of replies and follow-ups to this is amazing. It’s a brilliant read.
LemmyKnowsBest, please copy and paste it or screenshot it for those of us who abhor Twitter
davepleasebehave, I think I have to register to read the thread. not sure it’s worth it. ludditism intensifies.
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