271apple,

Ew

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar
ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

With the cost of cheese around here, I’d gladly pay 1 dollar for that (even in my local currency, that’s a great deal)

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Brick sliced American cheese is kinda like the hot dog of meats.

Just a bunch of mystery.

Not knocking it - I was raised on it! But I wouldn’t compare it to what people in the rest of the world would consider as cheese.

interceder270, (edited )

You can buy 1 pound (24 slices) of American cheese for $2.50.

www.walmart.com/ip/…/10452423

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think the international shipping cost will compensate for that.

Conyak,

I realize this is a joke but how could this be profitable? The ingredients alone are more than a dollar.

glitch1985,

Where are you where it would cost more than $1. Buying product in bulk would be very cheap.

Patches, (edited )

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  • Donkter,

    Gas for the generator is where it would kill you. Your best bet is to make all the grilled cheese as fast as possible to save on gas and dispense them throughout the day.

    Tavarin,
    @Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

    Labor for a single grilled cheese is super easy. If you’re selling a lot of them this could be decently profitable.

    Conyak, (edited )

    I live on earth. Even if you’re buying bulk, it will still be more than a dollar to make. The bread alone bought in bulk would still be around $0.25 per slice. That’s 50 percent of the cost right there.

    glitch1985,

    I just priced it out from ingredients bought from Sam’s club. 33 cents for two slices of bread, one slice of American cheese, and I added an extra 5 cents for butter substitute.

    32b99410_da5b,

    I think this meme is older than COVID, so it might’ve been slightly profitable back when it was first photoshopped?

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    July 7, 2019 - so yep.

    But still profitable after 4 years.

    Would make more money renting the food truck out as capsule sleeping for 6 people though, these days.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You’re getting ripped off.

    Who’s your bread guy?

    Conyak,

    I would love to see your source. I don’t buy bread in bulk but I have a friend who owns a local restaurant in my town. I know how much he pays for the bread he serves for breakfast and it doesn’t get cheaper than that.

    glitch1985, (edited )

    www.samsclub.com/sams/shop/product.jsp?productId=…|ANDROID|Featured_Products|Sara%20Lee%20Classic%20White%20Bread%20(20oz%2F2pk)

    Conyak,

    I’ll take your word for it. I’m not a member so it doesn’t show me the price. Looking forward to all the profitable $1 grilled cheese trucks coming soon.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You might be right about the profitability of the grilled cheese truck but it’s okay to admit you were wrong on the bread.

    It’s the internet, not one really cares if you are wrong.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I fight seagulls for it.

    Youth these days think you buy everything and don’t understand a little labour goes a long way.

    ShaggySnacks,

    I imagine fighting the seagulls would be like living in a post-apocalyptic future scavenging for food.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    It’s great practice to keep my katana skills sharp.

    AWistfulNihilist,

    www.safeway.com/…/product-details.960013141.html

    This is not the cheapest, you can get better pricing than this with a Costco business account. Your friend is probably not serving the lowest price bulk bread available, they probably have some self respect.

    Conyak,

    Well even with that bread you are still spending about $0.25 per sandwich on bread. I still don’t see how that’s profitable after adding cheese and butter. You could do it by drastically reducing the amount of cheese and butter but is it really a grilled cheese when you put a single shred of cheese on it?

    Donkter,

    Honestly the cheese and butter together will probably cost less that $0.25 bulk cheese is cheap as hell and you’re using almost no butter per sandwich

    brambledog,

    If you buy enough cheese, it’s essentially free on a per serving basis with the expense being the shipping.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    I don’t buy in bulk, and I pay under $2usd for a loaf of basic white bread from any supermarket. After taxes, to be clear.

    If I were to bulk buy / business discount, it would be less.

    Dravin,

    Indeed. I can grab a loaf of cheap white bread from my local grocery store for under $2 which is cut into 22 slices.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Cut those in half again and double your profit!

    brambledog,

    You are getting 22 slices? What brand are you getting? I feel like 16 is the standard but about 50% of the time I’m fairly certain it’s only 15 or 17.

    Dravin,

    Meijer and Walmart store brands of cheap ass white bread are 22 slices, Kroger is 21, and for a name brand example Sunbeam is 22. Nicer bread like Pepperidge Farm or Brownberry/Oroweat tends to be in the range of 16 slices per loaf (baring the thin sliced stuff) though.

    Donkter, (edited )

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10315752?wmlspartner=wlpa&am…

    Here’s bread from Walmart for about $0.06 per slice.

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10452423?athbdg=L1600&fr…

    Here’s cheese for $0.10 per slice

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/132893363?athbdg=L1200

    And butter for about $0.25 per ounce (you might use .5 oz per sandwich.) EDIT: checked my butter in my fridge, you’re probably using 1/4 of an ounce per sandwich if that.

    And none of these are in bulk, you can probably cut the cost in half or less buying even more generic products in bulk.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    25¢ per slice.

    You’re paying ~$5usd for a loaf of basic white bread? Wow.

    strawberrysocial,

    Where I live, it’s currently $4Cdn for a loaf of basic white Wonder bread, it’s $8.50Cdn for a stick of salted butter, and $5.50Cdn for a pack of 22 slices of processed cheese (not the thick slice type). My country is currently going through a bit of a cost of living crisis because shelter, heating, food costs are becoming insane. How much are those things where you live? I think it’s interesting the differences based on where we all are. 1$ for an entire grilled cheese sandwich in Canada would be considered an incredible deal for takeout food pricing.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    (presuming you mean $CAD for Canadian dollars, not cdn)

    $4cad = $2.90usd = 13.2c/slice

    $5.50cad = $4usd = 18.2c/slice

    That’s 44.5c each.

    That’s 125% profit. Given that a common margin aimed for is 100%, this is a good deal with your over priced products. And I don’t believe you can’t get basic white bread for less than $4cad in Canada.

    Also, $1usd is $1.37cad

    Tippon,

    In the UK I can currently buy an 800g loaf of bread for 45p (£0.45), a 500g tub of soft spread butter substitute for 99p (£0.99), and a 200g pack of 10 cheese slices for 65p (£0.65).

    Each sandwich would cost about 12p (£0.12) to make, excluding the energy costs.

    Doubling up on the cheese, or using higher quality cheese would still keep it under 20p per sandwich, and that’s off the shelf costs, no bulk discounts.

    Excuse me while I write up a business plan…

    wizzor,

    Because I have no life, I looked it up.

    Bread in Finland is about 0.1 usd per slice Low quality cheese is about 8 usd / kg, assuming you need about 20g/portion that’s 0.16 usd. Total is about 36c per portion.

    If we assume power consumption of 5kw for the whole operation and power cost of 20c/kWh, that’s 1usd/h

    Assuming sales of 60 units per hour -one per minute, thats 60 usd of revenue per hour and 22.6 usd of non labor cost, it leaves 37.4e for labor, taxes, permits, tools, fuel.

    It’s at least only feasible in high volume locations.

    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    When allocating food cost (in your costs) 36% is around where you want it-30% would be more ideal, but you can get that through sales, bulk discount etc. So, regardless of volume food cost % is basically where it should be.

    Some numbers in spain: slice cheese .19/slice bread .08/ slice (.16) Margarine (because: costs!) .04/10g .39

    To get closer to a feasible food cost you’d have to sell at 1.25

    TedZanzibar,

    I was with you until you suggested it would use 5kWh every hour. That’s an insane amount of power even if they were using an electric griddle, which is unlikely. A small generator would be enough to power the lighting and refrigeration and then the griddle would run on gas, which is way cheaper than electricity (or the petrol for the electric generator).

    I’d imagine energy costs would be a fraction of what you’ve calculated, and would scale up along with any increase in sales volume.

    wizzor,

    Depends on where you are, gas use is very rare here. Anyway the energy cost is a negligible part, you can halve or double it and it won’t change the business case.

    crystal,

    I make 37.4$ per hour? But what if I save on these 1$ per hour electricity costs

    apex32,

    Yes, it’s profitable. They lose money on each sale, but make up for it in volume.

    zalgotext,

    He did the math

    Zink,

    He did the melty math

    interceder270, (edited )

    Umm… what? 2 slices of white bread, 1 slice of American cheese, and some butter is not more than a dollar.

    You must be one of those people who complains about not having enough money when you spend it like an idiot.

    LoamImprovement,

    It doesn’t seem too unreasonable. Based on some quick searches, bulk cheese breaks down to about $.19 a slice, two pieces of bread is about $.10, butter is wobbly here because I don’t know exactly how much they’d be using, but let’s say half an ounce/1 Tbsp is about $.25? Probably not a whole lot of profit after the cart and rent for the space, but you could probably get close to breaking even if you sold enough and/or had a better bulk supplier than what I can see with 5 minutes of research.

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    It’s gonna margarine, not butter. Or some other kind of butter flavored spread.

    If you wanted to get a better estimate, go to McDonald’s, order something and add cheese. Whatever they charge you for the slice of cheese is probably double their cost.

    0ops,

    Sprinkle a little garlic powder in there and it’s like eating a grilled cheese and garlic bread at the same time

    root_beer,

    None of that artisan bullshit, read the truck

    RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

    There would be a line around the block. This is the grilled cheese of everyone’s childhood. Add a sprinkle of salt or use salted butter when cooking on the skillet and I would be in line with everyone else holding a fiver.

    someguy3, (edited )

    Salt? That’s it, your head’s going on the griddle.

    Custoslibera,

    Man, I’m so embarrassed for them.

    RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

    Really? A very light sprinkle of salt when the sandwich is on the buttered griddle is the shit, especially if you’re using a cheese that is lower in salt. Get that nice crust on the bread with a savory pop. Combine that with a tomato soup and it’s the bomb.

    Don’t knock it until you try it.

    Edit: bloody purists. Gonna turn this into a melt/grilled cheese thing aren’t you.

    someguy3,

    (in case you never got it, read the right side of the food truck.)

    RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

    But I didn’t say anything about a tomato!

    (Yeah, I missed it)

    someguy3,

    Tomato soup? Gonna have to flip your head over on the griddle. This is embarrassing for you.

    AgentGrimstone,

    You’re really asking for it, huh.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Use a thin layer of mayonnaise instead of butter before putting it on the pan for a commercial-worthy grilled cheese.

    son_named_bort,

    To be fair, I’d pay $5 for 5 grilled cheese sandwiches and eat them all in one setting.

    Tankiedesantski,

    “$1.18 with tax” for maximum inconvenience.

    JCreazy,

    Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

    fossilesque,
    @fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

    Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

    ZombieMantis,
    @ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

    I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

    Classy,

    Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

    ReluctantMuskrat,

    Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

    glitch1985,

    Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

    someguy3,

    Let’s keep it calm here, ok?

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    What about butter or mayo?

    It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

    Sadrockman,
    @Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

    Sadrockman,
    @Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’d heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    Pickle melt

    Jorgelino,

    Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.

    machiabelly,
    @machiabelly@hexbear.net avatar
    ShaggySnacks,

    Don’t make me tap the sign again.

    weevai,

    Lies!

    FattestMattest,

    Except for grilled cheese

    SheDiceToday,

    Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

    JCreazy,

    That does sound good

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

    JenIsBringingTheDrugs,

    NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

    SpeakinTelnet,
    @SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Sure, but that’s a melt, not a grilled cheese

    Alaskaball,
    @Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

    Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Omega_Haxors,

    This cart is performance art in object form.

    GarfieldYaoi,
    @GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net avatar

    no-choice

    This capitalist is alright.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    I'm excited to introduce my latest business:

    The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).

    Delphia,

    If you sorted out the methodology one person could staff a changeless truck, you start giving change thats a lot of time.

    Katana314,

    Honestly, from my experience with whole prices and no sales tax in Europe, I might just stay with the first truck.

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I would go with the first truck specifically NOT to get a penny back.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Come to Canada, we got rid of pennies and legalized weed.

    Welcome to the future!

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Gross.

    Catsrules, (edited )

    What happens if i pay $1.50?

    Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

    Land_Strider,

    Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

    morgunkorn,
    @morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

    what happens if i give you $1.37

    Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

    i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

    AlpineSteakHouse,

    If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.

    If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.

    LoamImprovement,

    I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

    Catsrules,

    I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

    LoamImprovement,

    I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

    owenfromcanada,
    @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

    He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.

    Kosta554,
    @Kosta554@feddit.nl avatar

    Hehehehe.

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