ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

SOURCE: Xitter, June 7, 2019

twitter.com/…/1136992675742269440

The number of replies and follow-ups to this is amazing. It’s a brilliant read.

LemmyKnowsBest,

please copy and paste it or screenshot it for those of us who abhor Twitter

davepleasebehave,

I think I have to register to read the thread. not sure it’s worth it. ludditism intensifies.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

With the cost of cheese around here, I’d gladly pay 1 dollar for that (even in my local currency, that’s a great deal)

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Brick sliced American cheese is kinda like the hot dog of meats.

Just a bunch of mystery.

Not knocking it - I was raised on it! But I wouldn’t compare it to what people in the rest of the world would consider as cheese.

interceder270, (edited )

You can buy 1 pound (24 slices) of American cheese for $2.50.

www.walmart.com/ip/…/10452423

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think the international shipping cost will compensate for that.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'm excited to introduce my latest business:

The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).

Delphia,

If you sorted out the methodology one person could staff a changeless truck, you start giving change thats a lot of time.

Katana314,

Honestly, from my experience with whole prices and no sales tax in Europe, I might just stay with the first truck.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would go with the first truck specifically NOT to get a penny back.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Come to Canada, we got rid of pennies and legalized weed.

Welcome to the future!

MiddledAgedGuy,

I get that it’s probably a joke. But I would absolutely go out of my way to get small bills to buy basic grilled sandwiches from this person complete with, what I assume, is barely hospitable service.

I feel like that’s kind of a hipster thing? I don’t care for the label, but I can’t argue it sometimes fits.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

This is post-hipster. Hipster would have cheese made from the milk of a specific goat you only find in one specific mountain in Peru, the bread would be sourdough baked right there in the truck and there’s a choice of 23 different toppings.

This is the reaction to that.

MiddledAgedGuy,

I can’t argue with that!

I enjoyed the all too accurate description.

clifftiger,
@clifftiger@feddit.de avatar

Hipster would also tell everyone his biography and emphasize how much meeting that goat and the shepards on that specific mountain in Peru has changed his entire life.

Guntrigger,

So what you’re saying is, it’s double hipster

0x4E4F,

Respect, doesn’t take bullshit 👍.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

In Philadelphia, there’s a pizza called Lorenzo’s on South street.

They serve a cheese slice. You can get a whole pie with toppings. But if you want a slice, it’s cheese.

Want a topping? Nope. They’re pretty friendly and just tell you to go to the back until you’re ready for a cheese slice, which I always found funny.

0x4E4F, (edited )
  • But, I just want a tomato slice 🥺.

  • Sir, please go to the back of the line or we will call the police.

PowerGloveSoBad, (edited )
  • Grill cheez
  • Grill cheez
  • Grill cheez
  • No Pepsi Grill cheez
Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Seriously, making me feel reeeeal old that I get this reference. NOCOKE , pepsi!

scottywh,

Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger pepsi

banneryear1868,

People do this at Phish shows out of their gross tour vans, you could charge double there at least and corner the market.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Phish shows are kinda their own universe.

I’m pretty sure they have their own currency.

banneryear1868,

I’ve been to many and that’s why I love it

DJDarren,

Put this outside a good number of pubs in the UK and you’ll make an absolute killing. It would have to offer a £1 toastie, of course, but the principle is the same.

elxeno,
DJDarren,

ACAB, my good chap.

krashmo,

“Cash only. I don’t have Venmo because I’m not some teenage asshole who vapes”

That part got me haha

Anamana, (edited )
@Anamana@feddit.de avatar

My gf and her friends are in their late twenties and vape, how old is this post?

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I’m middle aged and vape. A lot of us old-heads switched from cigarettes a long time ago.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Very.

Kusimulkku,

2019

Very old

Zoomer genocide when

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Zenocide?

Kusimulkku,

I’m stealing that

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

2019

Rediphile, (edited )

It’s definitely poking fun at the fact that people who vape are younger on average than those who smoke cigs, not supposing literally only teens vape.

Sort of like how lots of old people also use venmo, but it’s particularly popular among the young.

los_chill,

I wanna open a beer garden the size of a parking spot next to it that sells cans of Rainier for a dollar out of a cooler and has a boom box and some plastic kiddie furniture. Party on.

awnery,

Mount Near Beer!

los_chill,

Tacoma Corona

0ops,

Sprinkle a little garlic powder in there and it’s like eating a grilled cheese and garlic bread at the same time

root_beer,

None of that artisan bullshit, read the truck

morgunkorn, (edited )
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
awnery,

10/10 dark af 1/10 sandwiches are rubbbery

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

If I were drunk, I’d probably get 300$ out of the ATM and laugh the entire hour or whatever it took…

Then eat like 10 and give the rest away to people.

spectre,

Oh shit I thought it was a shopped picture just for the concept

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it is, the designer/illustrator Daniel Danger did a render of both sides

spectre,

Yeah after looking again I noticed that 😅

awnery,

no pepper. no hot sauce. no dippin that in a fryer. no fresh tomato slices. the only point of this being an entire food truck is to cover it in angry words.

JamesStallion,

None of those things you mentioned are ingredients in grilled cheese. The purpose of the food truck is to make grilled cheese.

solrize,

This was basically Blondies Pizza back in the day. Also the nitter thread is from 2019.

thiccdiccnicc,
@thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gotta give the cheeser another chance

buzz86us,

Can we make this a national chain? So many people just need this sometimes

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