ToeNailClippings,

More incel vibes than Columbine. If he wasn’t rich he’d never get anywhere near vagina, let alone set up bunkers with his stored semen and fertilised eggs…

LunarVoyager,

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  • ToeNailClippings,

    He has a stash of frozen embryos of him and a load of women. There aint a billionaire alive that doesnt have a hidden bunker, too.

    Rubanski,

    Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?

    fl42v,

    Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    What the hell happened to that man?

    phoenixz,

    Nothing. He was a scammer and an idiot who got lucky, and that is what he still is, only with more money.

    He was fired for incompetence before, let that sink in

    CeruleanRuin,

    Daddy didn’t give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear.

    Zoop,

    I think you’re right. Let’s hope he doesn’t speak in class today.

    jackpot,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    wdym ‘woudlnt wear’

    momtheregoesthatman,

    It’s a lyric from the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

    Karyoplasma,

    There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">Daddy didn't give affection, no
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">King Jeremy the wicked
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh, ruled his world
    </span>
    

    What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.

    Nomad,

    I interpret this more like she neglected him bc she was only interested in dressing up.

    TheEgoBot,

    Then he gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady’s breast

    klemptor,

    Then he hit me with a surprise left

    thestereobus,
    @thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Autism trauma is my guess.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    Autism trauma?

    thestereobus,
    @thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yeah. I mean, as an autistic man I can put myself in his shoes. People don’t really accept you and you always seem to say the wrong things or the right things at the wrong times. You want to be liked and accepted, so you accumulate wealth to try to have social standing and influence. But even as the richest man you still can’t really find your footing socially. It’s sad and I feel for the guy on some level.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he’s autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.

    thestereobus,
    @thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is the challenge

    Mr_Blott,

    South Africa

    Diplomjodler,

    My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    He has a sick, twisted piece of shit for a father and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    NaoPb,

    Do we… do we call him Emon now?

    XeroxCool, (edited )

    DigEmon digital monster?

    NaoPb,

    Nice one.

    RuikkaaPrus,
    @RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

    ReakDuck, (edited )

    He technically was forced to buy it. He first wanted to buy it but then he didn’t want it anymore after he saw how many bots there are instead of actual users afaik. There was no return in this dealership or smth.

    RuikkaaPrus,
    @RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

    You’re right about this. Musk has two options: Pay a lot of money and receive nothing, or Pay and Buy Twitter

    But now we have X, that sounds “lfmao coolest name of all history 😱🤟🔥” in the head of Musk I guess

    Musk is not a bad guy, but his decisions were funny in many cases

    Mrderisant,

    No one accumulates that kind of money without being a bad guy

    Randomocity,

    Not quite right, he said he wanted to buy it but really just wanted to pump the stock to sell it. Then they started forcing him to buy it so he said there were too many undisclosed bots as an excuse. When that didn’t work he was forced to buy it anyway.

    fung,

    Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

    EatYouWell,

    He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.

    JJROKCZ,

    You’re just jealous of his robot ears

    Lucidlethargy, (edited )

    I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.

    Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).

    crazyCat,

    Holy cringe Batman

    hungryphrog,
    lefaucet, (edited )

    According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol

    Such mall ninja vibes

    thestreet.com/…/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issu…

    casmael,

    Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

    Steve,

    And high self confidence

    harry_balzac,

    I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

    can,

    “I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”

    Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    More like legal backpedal

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

    can, (edited )

    It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.

    Edit: I have some bad news

    CeruleanRuin,

    A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.

    CeruleanRuin,

    What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?

    HiddenLayer5, (edited )
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

    hungryphrog,

    Most preteens are smarter than this twat.

    Hikermick,

    I hate Facebook but I’m so rooting for Zuckerberg

    ohitsbreadley,

    I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.

    It’s an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.

    CeruleanRuin,

    Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.

    nxdefiant,

    I want him to be the top crab in the bucket as I watch that bucket sail into the sun.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Team nobody here.

    WallEx,

    This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.

    chooglers,

    I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

    WallEx,

    I’m positive

    Yearly1845, (edited )

    Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don’t want anyone digging that shit up lol

    Lucidlethargy,

    This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…

    shalafi,

    I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…

    petersr,

    I think you might be in luck.

    curiosityLynx,

    You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.

    Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.

    cristalcommons,

    i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.

    treesquid,

    It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

    HexesofVexes,

    I can smell that photograph. Anyone got some oust handy?

    sweetviolentblush,
    @sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Is it axe body spray? That’s what I’m picturing

    HexesofVexes,

    www.amazon.co.uk/…/B000MV4C1U

    Much better than body spray…

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

    SuckMyWang, (edited )

    peaks over graveyard fence

    “where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard

    Mummelpuffin,
    @Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org avatar

    I know he’s said a lot of idiotic shit lately but… seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

    Omega_Haxors,

    All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

    ohitsbreadley, (edited )

    He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”

    Zoop,

    I like the way your brain works.

    MonkeMischief,

    Man that would be a psychological thriller!

    Riccosuave, (edited )
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

    XxEdgeLord69420xX

    casmael,

    Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

    SuckMyWang,

    It’s always meant being on the edge

    casmael,

    Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)

    pleb_maximus,

    Sure is more fun nowadays though

    naevaTheRat,

    2003: “You’re so edgy 🙄” 2023: “You’re so edgy 🥵”

    Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Man, nothing escapes global warming

    statist43,

    Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

    Riccosuave,
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar
    ZILtoid1991,
    @ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

    Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?

    FoundTheVegan,
    @FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

    The prounons made me do it.

    Jorgelino,

    No, your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was I.

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