Columbine vibes
stevedidwhat_infosec, Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.
The utter irony
Mr_Blott, That must be a wig right?
Soulg, It’s a Halloween costume
fung, Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork
EatYouWell, He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.
JJROKCZ, You’re just jealous of his robot ears
Lucidlethargy, (edited ) I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.
Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).
crazyCat, Holy cringe Batman
hungryphrog,
lefaucet, (edited ) According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol
Such mall ninja vibes
casmael, Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination
Steve, And high self confidence
harry_balzac, I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.
can, “I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”
Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?
GrammatonCleric, 
More like legal backpedal
TrickDacy, 
I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?
can, (edited ) It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.
Edit: I have some bad news
CeruleanRuin, A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.
CeruleanRuin, What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord
SuckMyWang, (edited ) peaks over graveyard fence
“where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”
ObviouslyNotBanana, I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard
Riccosuave, (edited ) 
XxEdgeLord69420xX
casmael, Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)
SuckMyWang, It’s always meant being on the edge
casmael, Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)
pleb_maximus, Sure is more fun nowadays though
naevaTheRat, 2003: “You’re so edgy 🙄” 2023: “You’re so edgy 🥵”
Mothra, 
Man, nothing escapes global warming
statist43, Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!
Riccosuave,
Ryan213, 
[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.
TheGiantKorean, 
I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
Amitskaw, My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”
rotopenguin, 
The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.
LinkOpensChest_wav, Plus, he’s got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move
DogPeePoo, Emo Musk
Lolman228, I'm actually trembling. I think I peed myself.
bingbong, One more diaper added to the graveyard 😈
ZILtoid1991, 
Where's his transphobia-ridden manifesto?
FoundTheVegan, 
The prounons made me do it.
Jorgelino, No, your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was I.
DmMacniel, I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.
slurpeesoforion, Elin back out because mommy said so.
curiosityLynx, Elmo already suffered enough with his mind of a child and getting bullied and gaslit by his “friends”, he doesn’t deserve having his name sullied by having it used to refer to Musk.
Yamainwitch, Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.
Computerchairgeneral, Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.
andrewrgross, It was funny for a while, but I’d really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.
Nyla_Smokeyface, This is genuinely terrifying
SubArcticTundra, 
It reads like what Trump said about locking up his rivals
CeruleanRuin, Empty words from the mouth of a frightened little rat.
MayonnaiseArch, 
Kind of, but if he’s good at columbining as he is at everything else he’ll cut off his own legs with his 700k tactical katana
the_q, Mallninja Musk.
HexesofVexes, I can smell that photograph. Anyone got some oust handy?
sweetviolentblush, 
Is it axe body spray? That’s what I’m picturing
HexesofVexes, Much better than body spray…
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