Tis the Season
SnotFlickerman, 
The reason for the season is banging babay.
AlfredEinstein, Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
SnotFlickerman, (edited ) Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
Restaldt, 4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
RIP_Cheems, 
You can break your penis???
CalicoJack, You can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.
RIP_Cheems, Well now I’m scared
vexikron,
wreckedcarzz, 
It totally wouldn’t be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-
Hallmark
Oh, right, what was I thinking
velox_vulnus, Adam Sandler movies in a nutshell.
datavoid, What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
SnotFlickerman, I’ll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.
pete_the_cat, Big Daddy was on earlier
voidMainVoid, What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.
lemmy, Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.
Gabu, You make it sounds so sexy
mriormro, 
Yo, Joji’s gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?
Grayox, 
He’s a He’s a, He’s a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.
captainlezbian, It’s axial tilt right?
LoveSausage, Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.
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