Tis the Season
SnotFlickerman, 
The reason for the season is banging babay.
AlfredEinstein, Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
SnotFlickerman, (edited ) Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
Restaldt, 4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
RIP_Cheems, 
You can break your penis???
CalicoJack, You can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.
RIP_Cheems, Well now I’m scared
vexikron,
Gabu, You make it sounds so sexy
velox_vulnus, Adam Sandler movies in a nutshell.
datavoid, What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
SnotFlickerman, I’ll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.
pete_the_cat, Big Daddy was on earlier
voidMainVoid, What did Mr Deeds do to you?!
Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.
mriormro, 
Yo, Joji’s gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?
Grayox, 
He’s a He’s a, He’s a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.
captainlezbian, It’s axial tilt right?
wreckedcarzz, 
It totally wouldn’t be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-
Hallmark
Oh, right, what was I thinking
LoveSausage, Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.
lemmy, Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.
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