psud,

Back when I was 6, in 1983, my uncle who worked in the oil industry told me about global warming.

I could totally have been a real radical environmentalist, but I was 6.

A second time around that talk would have an impact, and with some foresight for the next 40 years. I think no one would be surprised if I devoted everything to fixing global warming - they might be surprised at my success in the stock market.

orcrist,

Global warming was first modeled in 1896. And the idea of greenhouse gas was known in around 1856. Knowledge was never the problem.

psud,

Sure. When did you first hear about it, and that it was caused by burning fossil fuels?

qwerty_bastard,

I was born in the eighties, and I’m sure I’ve known about it all my life.

orcrist,

Certainly that general knowledge is older than I am.

LaLuzDelSol,

I think, if you went back in time and started, for example, trying to get rich playing the stock market, you would be surprised by how much things change with your interference. Like, Bitcoin still goes up, but peaks at a different price. The same team wins the super bowl but by a different score. The longer things go on the weirder it would get.

What083329420,

Gimme the money, I’m counting down the years I dont want any extra xD

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I’d have to wait 10 years to buy Apple at $0.07 per share, but I think I could collect enough money to make that into more than $10 million.

F_Haxhausen,
@F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar

Neither. Trick question.

I’d choose the secret third option:

The cyanide pill.

neoman4426,

One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.

fastandcurious, (edited )

Also just hope that major events are not converging points in multiple timelines, otherwise you will be aware of all the terrible things that will happen but will practically be unable to stop them

Tuturun’t

GardenVarietyAnxiety,

Red pill. My dumbass thinks I could “fix” the people that fucked up my childhood with the knowledge I have now

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I plan on convincing my mom to leave my dad. Sadly, 6 isn’t young enough to prevent him from ruining her life, though. But at least she’ll get out earlier, and also I can hopefully prevent her from having a surgery that completely changed her life for the worse.

SomeGuy69,

With six it would give me the opportunity to move to my dad and spare me 6 more years of torture and violence. I’d take that even over 100 billion.

jagungal,

Blue. I wouldn’t change much about my life rn, but an extra 10mil would be awesome.

camelbeard,

Red, that would give me 30+ years of life. I would also try to get older healthier.

MossyFeathers, (edited )

Red pill if it means I go back in time to when I was 6yrs old. Blue pill if not.

Edit: having to live through puberty again would be painful, but there’s a fair amount of stuff I could, and likely would, do a lot differently.

Vode_An,

which is one digests better in my ass?

dream_weasel,

Brown pill.

dullbananas,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Red pill so I can become powerful enough to end everyone’s need for money

jasondj,

Do I go back in time to when I was 6, or do I remain in the current timeline, but 6 years old?

I’d imagine with all my memories and knowledge and basically being an adult, I’d probably have…desires…that vastly exceed my age. So that’d be pretty awkward.

In the current timeline would be interesting. I’d have to get a remote job that doesn’t need me on video, but assuming my paperwork still says my original birth year, I could probably keep on renewing my license for several years and at least have a valid adult ID. Even if I can’t drive or buy my own weed/booze, I could still maintain employment at least until I have an adult body. I’m assuming the sorcerer also gave me an identity that matched my new body, so I could probably coast through college at some point

But the weirdest thing would be being able to be both my kids peer and their parent.

shasta,

Welcome to Dragonball GT

ShaggySnacks,

Fuck binary choices. I’m taking both. Radical free will baby!

psud,

Taking them in the best order will be hard since the blue pill or its 10M would be left in the old timeline - or if there’s only one timeline, left in the lost future

You could take the blue pill and live it up for however long, try not to die suddenly, then take the red pill. That sounds risky to me

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