MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’d take the $10 mil. Childhood seems like it would be a lot less fun if I had to go through it again but now with the jaded mind of a middle aged man.

I can for sure find a way to have fun with ten million dollars though 😉

SpaceNoodle,

$10MM is instant retirement money.

GregorGizeh,

10 mil is definitely easier, but if you memorized important global events and stock market crashes or explosions you could potentially build an empire. 10 mil would be chump change at that point. You could potentially maneuver yourself into positions of extreme power and help to shape the world, possibly change it for the better in the process.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

True, but in this case I’d only be six years old. I’d be too young to really do anything about future events, and anyone who could do something probably wouldn’t listen to a kid warning then about politics and finance. Somehow I feel like by the time I’d be old enough to make any of that information useful I would have either forgotten a lot of it or ceased to care. I might choose differently if I was starting at age like 25 or 30 though

GregorGizeh, (edited )

Well I would imagine my parents would pay attention to a 6 year old with the intellect and speech capability of a fully grown adult, especially once i tell them I can predict important future events and deliver a couple examples. Then I could ask them to create a trust fund and make it invest according to my foreknowledge. 25 years later and it’s a global empire with controlling shares in all major corporations.

greenskye,

Gotta somehow get seed money. Even investing your allowance would only get you a couple of thousand. You’re investing doesn’t really pay off until you’re old enough and rich enough to put real money in the game.

GregorGizeh,

See my other comment on this. I’m fairly sure I could get my parents to listen, whom would then do the investing for me, with a lot more than just an allowance (kids can’t invest anyway).

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

but if you memorized important global events and stock market crashes or explosions you could potentially build an empire.

That is the thing when these kinds of topics appear, I totally would commit the same mistakes all over again, hence a boring childhood (I still think I’d go back though).

gnate,

Yep, red pill would be 3rd place after ‘neither’. I don’t need the burden of that knowledge at 6, especially without the power to act on it.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah my childhood sucked, and knowing I’d have another 12 years of abuse with nobody taking me seriously because I’m a kid? No thanks. I could put $10mil to good use right now.

MsPenguinette,

Mine sucked too but I’m trans and would kill to have known that information from the getgo rather than finding out in my 20s

Rhynoplaz, (edited )

I’m really sorry to hear that you had to go through that, and you can tell me to fuck right off if you don’t want to think about it, but you got me wondering.

Do you think if you went back, you could use what you know today to prevent/avoid it and see how that changes your life?

SpaceNoodle,

If their childhood was anything like mine, the impotence wouldn’t be fixed by knowledge.

adhocfungus,

I was gonna say the same. If I had to go back the only change I would make is avoiding the cops, school councilors, relatives, and judges I thought I could trust. Every attempt we made to get away from our mom made the beatings worse.

Rhynoplaz,

Thanks for sharing. I never went through anything like that, and it really says a lot that even with an adult mind, you wouldn’t know what you could do or want to risk trying. Hope you’re doing well now.

Droggelbecher,

Might be different because my abuse was psychological and covert sexual rather than physical. But for me, the inner boundaries I’ve learned through therapy would make a world of a difference.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

My childhood also sucked, but I’d go back.

My parents weren’t monsters, they were flawed people doing what they thought was best… If I could go back and clearly assert myself and my needs? Especially with what I know now?

I’d take that deal.

Not too mention, I’m a programmer. I know every major advancement we’ve made in the past decades…If I designed a language in the early 00’s, I would be worshipped by all programmers. I could’ve made Uber when the iphone launched, and never took a dime in investments. I’d also jump forward AI tech by a couple decades - I could make the world unrecognizable. I’d be a household name, although I’d probably use a pseudonym

Sigh_Bafanada,

Plus, all of my friends would effectively be dead if I took the red pill.

My 30 year-old mind is not going to be able to get along with my friends when they were also six, and no grownups are going to want to be friends with me as a six year-old, besides pedophiles.

It’d be a very lonely few decades, and no amount of stock exchange billions are worth that for me.

I’m definitely taking the money now.

edinbruh,

If I get back to 2005 I can easily get more than 10 millions by the time it’s 2024 again. Plus all the other perks of restarting your life

Thyrian,

Easy. Bitcoin.

KazuyaDarklight,
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar
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SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yeah, get into Bitcoin at the peak investment age of ten.

Edit: JFC y’all, I’m middle-aged.

dream_weasel,

Have you tried being older? Bitcoin would be a 21+ problem for me!

SpaceNoodle,

I’m already older, I was talking to that guy

Dagnet, (edited )

At the start all you needed was access to any computer. Mine for an hour and come out with some bitcoin

bdonvr, (edited )

If your family had a PC at that time absolutely. Just wait for the first inklings and start mining. It was way easier at the start. You’d be able to get several thousands pretty easy. Maybe you get some visa gift cards as a kid for Christmas, dump em in there. Or even just go to any store and use your allowance to buy one. Then sell at the peak. EZPZ

shani66,

Yeah, you can do that. Bitcoin is anonymous and you could earn it relatively easy when it first came out. If you want to get real fucked up with it you could make even more by appealing to those early black markets and use your age as a cover, but that’s risk.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

You generally need a credit card to do that.

psud,

At ten you might have a computer that can mine a couple of hundred bit coin

SpaceNoodle,

Were there any DOS programs for mining Bitcoin a couple decades before Bitcoin even existed?

psud,

You were the one positing the idea of Bitcoin at age 10. A 10 year old in 2010 would likely have a suitable computer

pyrflie,

Where is your initial capital coming from. Less than 100,000 will not get you to 10 mil, even mining at an early age requires either wealthy parents or venture capital.

Running a digital farm takes money. Something you clearly haven’t thought out.

bjorney,

Early mining required a mid-tier gaming PC, the kind you could finance with a paper route

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Think of all the time that you could waste again!

ColeSloth,

You become 6 again, but it’s still 2024 and you really freak out your parents. No getting to know the future.

acockworkorange,

No way I’m going through childhood again. Mine sucked.

Otakulad,

Do I go back in time to when I was six (red pill then) or am I 6 in 2024 (blue pill then)?

Technus,

If I go back in time am I morally obligated to try to stop 9/11?

Otakulad,

Did you see that episode of Family Guy? I think world events still have to happen.

psud,

Your best bet would be to set fires in both towers, causing their evacuation.

Technus,

I didn’t ask how to prevent it, I asked if I’m morally obligated to try.

psud,

Sure, but how was more fun, and I had no moral duty to reply to your actual question

danc4498,

I didn’t even think of the possibility of becoming 6 now. That’s a good monkeys paw scenario.

darkpanda,

If I choose red, I wouldn’t be able to guarantee my daughter would be born even if I met my wife because of, well, biology, but if choose the blue pill I can make sure she’ll have a huge head start on life from this point out, so blue pill it is.

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly! In the past, I would have chosen the red pill to change decisions that I made in the past. But today there are some things in my life that are not directly the result of conscious decisions, but that I would not want to miss.

volvoxvsmarla,

Yeah same. I would love to avoid so much pain and suffering I went through, so much wasted time and bad decisions, but I would not risk it if I didn’t end up with my spouse and child. So, blue pill all the way. Also, 10 mil would actually solve 95% of all our problems to be honest.

PopShark,

Wholesome take

whome,

You can guarantee that she won’t be born

militaryintelligence,

Money. I ain’t doing this shit again.

WarmSoda,

Amen

Razzazzika,

But you can do it better the second time. Also you can be rich if when you turn 18 you invest in things you know succeed like Apple, Microsoft, amazon… granted I dunno how young you are, but I’d be going back to the early 90s, and could invest in stuff in the early 2000s

WarmSoda, (edited )

It doesn’t matter how young or old anyone is. Living another 12 years as a child is not worth any amount of money.

Unless you really love the idea of going thru K-8 and then highschool again as an adult in a kids body…

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you really love the idea of going thru K-8 and then highschool again as an adult in a kids body…

But you know so much now, exams would be a piece of cake.

BunEnjoyer,

Haha, not when it’s memorizations. I’d doubt I’d pass most of my exams in uni.

psud,

With adult knowledge, but your brain would be your age. You’d have the kid ability to learn. Become fluent in another language if you want

WarmSoda, (edited )

Yes, I’m aware of what we were talking about.

You don’t need to be a child to learn another language.

capital,

Used to want the red pill but I have a kid now. Resetting would almost assuredly cause me to end up with a different kid.

I’m team blue.

ZoopZeZoop,

There’s a related movie that I highly recommend: About Time.

Blaze,

Very good movie

capital,

Oh yeah I love that movie. I have it on my server.

Elaine,

This. My kids and my pets - I’d be haunted for the rest of my life knowing I traded them in. I’ll take the 10 mill and be happy.

Cowbee,

Blue. No mistake reversion or bitcoin investing would outweigh possibly never meeting my partner again. With Blue, I have everything I could ever want from this life, with red, I may lose everything important to me now.

LaLuzDelSol,

Reminds me of the plot to Shrek 4, where he has to find Fiona and get her to fall in love all over again.

cactusupyourbutt,

what if you didnt restart life in the current time but went back in time when you were 6?

Cowbee,

Still a massive chance I would never meet my partner.

fatboy93,

For $10M, I might just retire, buy a house and raise my kid.

Sure beats having to struggle at work.

Cowbee,

Absolutely. Anyone who would go back in time purely to make more money is a fool if they think having more than 10 million dollars would make a tangible difference on their quality of life. Who cares if you make a billion off of bitcoin? For 10 mil you can be extremely comfortable and don’t have to relive some of the most awkward years of your life. Only way it would be different is if your choices got someone killed or something.

psud, (edited )

More than 10M gives you the ability to change popular opinions, spur good industries, kill bad business

Enough more lets you hire people who can help spend the money effectively

ChewTiger,

That’s a brilliant way to answer.

Sekrayray,

That was my thought too. Too risky.

JackbyDev,

So true. My wife and I are high school sweet hearts but also both very different people now. The boy she fell in love with initially I couldn’t properly emulate. We were deep into Christianity and even met at church. We’ve since both lost our faith. I wouldn’t be able to pretend without her seeing through my bullshit.

Trollivier, (edited )

Blue pill. Restarting with all my knowledge, I might end up not meeting my soulmate and not having my kid, because of randomness. I can’t have that.

Rowan,

My exact thoughts. Give me this choice at 19 or 20, sure I’ll restart. Now though, the money would just be nice to provide security to the most valuable thing - my girls.

CyberEgg,

Any point in time before my body broke down and a chance to not get through the troubles I had in my twenties? The ability to build neuronal structures like a child instead of learning anew profession in my thirties? Hell, I’m not gonna say no to that.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly, if you make changes to things you wish you’d done differently, you could drastically alter your life enough to where you’d be in unknown territory rather quickly.

Sure you’d still have the “dump savings into Bitcoin, sell in September 2020” thing that would make you richer than the blue pill ever could, but the mistakes we make are the biggest reason to relive the past and once you alter those you’d quicky change the course of your life.

butt_mountain_69420,

Easy. Blue. No way am I doing this shit again.

bradboimler,
@bradboimler@startrek.website avatar

Best comment 😂

foggy,

I think between being a cute kid and BEGGING my dad who likes to gamble to invest EVERYTHING on Yahoo! From 1994 until the pets.com Superbowl commercial ad aired, and then just hardlined him into selling, he’s probably be able to cut me 10 mil.

Let alone that Id be saying “Microsoft! Coca Cola! Amazon! Apple! Oracle! Pfizer! Johnson & Johnson! Berkshire Hathaway! Wal Mart! And in war years, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin! Intel! Amd! Nvidia!” The whole time.

I’d be a fucking billionaire. Straight up. It would t be gambling, it would be a free money glitch.

Timing Bitcoin right?? Doge?? Get outta here. I’d have more money than anyone on earth.

If I could redo the life I was given with all my current knowledge, 10M would be like the average size of a charity donation or a gift that I would be giving.

SpaceNoodle,

Nobody with money to invest is going to listen to a manic six-year-old.

foggy, (edited )

I think you’re mistaking how little would need to be invested.

I think my dad would start listening to his god-omen stock predicting son after a few missed billions.

“Dad listen, my college tuition? Fuck it. Put it down on Bitcoin in Jan of 2009 and sell on November 9th 2021 for ~$25T.”

I’d have over 10 trillion cash after taxes. Literally would have more cash than anyone on earth.

dream_weasel,

I mean yes if you could sell out. That transfer crashes the coin I bet and may have had negative consequences to your ability to cash out.

psud,

He wouldn’t get his terrabucks, but he’d get a gigabuck or two

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

The problem with betting on illiquid securities is that it would guarantee a change in that securities future. I’d probably stick with a big ocean of money to invest in like blue chip stocks because you personally aren’t going to change the market and if you have foreknowledge you can still make billions.

foggy, (edited )

For something like trying to turn 300k into 25T on Bitcoin, yes, absolutely.

You could 100% become a trillionaire without significantly affecting market positions, though, even with just general knowledge and ~50 $100-$10,000 investments.

Compounding interest is a hell of a drug.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

A six year old that can predict major events? Besides. Just wait and invest in Bitcoin yourself or Google, Apple or MS in college depending on your age. The latter isn’t as big of a jump but easily many multiples.

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, I can start investing all none of the money I’d had in college

explodicle,

Did you have a PC in 2010?

gizmonicus,

Red pill. You can make money, but you can’t make time.

PsychedSy,

I’m putting my allowance into msft and amazon.

Jeremyward,

See also dogecoin and bitcoin

Pantherina,

Bitcoin, damn… my dad hat a friend mining “a few” on his balcony. He is probably rich right now

PsychedSy,

I bought some bitcoin at 70, but it was for grey market narcotics. The fraction of a dollar left turned into 20 twice lol

BunEnjoyer,

That depends on if you want time

GoodEye8,

Red pill is too vague. Do you go back in time to when you were 6? If so then red pill is good because you could just achieve all you’ve already achieved faster and you have more time for other stuff. Do you just turn into a 6 year old? No thanks, not about to restart on hard mode.

Also is that time really that valuable if you’re going to spend a significant part of it threading the same ground?

That why I’d take the blue pill, clearer outcome and with 10 mil I could easily improve the quality of my time. For instance by completely ditching work I have much more time to see my children grow up.

psud,

Clear outcome? If red is “become undocumented child in 2023” blue can’t be simple.

Blue would have you watching over your shoulder for who the money was taken from, or the money would be taken off you as evidence of crime, since no one has millions from nowhere, and it’ll be very hard to hide

Psychman3000,

Easy, give me the blue pill. My mistakes and choices have brought me to where I am and have made me who I am. I wouldn’t change my life for anything, especially not to correct a few mistakes. Most importantly I may not have met my wife or have my kids if I change anything. I’ll take the money and use it to improve the life I have.

Lommy,

That is a good answer bud. I totally relate

doubletwist,

While I could easily get more than $10mil with my current knowledge (assuming I go back in time to 6yrs old), I would not have the same wife or child as I do now, and there’s no way I’ll give them up, so I’ll just take the $10mil now .

Aggravationstation,

With the red pill, do I go back in time to when I was 6 with all of my knowledge or become a different 6 year old now with all of my knowledge?

AlfredEinstein,

Becoming some random six-year-old would be pretty jarring

Aggravationstation,

Yea, or do I become me as a six year old in the modern day?

If it was a monkey paw type of situation you’d probably become a six year old child in pre-historic times.

Morcyphr,

You become a 6 year old in the present, and you spawn at Point Nemo.

psud,

Monkey paw is supposed to suck, not be instant death

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

My brain says the blue pill because money.

My heart says the red pill because I miss my soulmate and would give anything for a chance with her again.

Anticorp,

I’m sorry you lost your soulmate.

Spaceballstheusername,

The one thing is would you end up with your soul mate again and even if you did it wouldn’t be the same relationship you had back then. I thought about this and have 3 kids and don’t know if I would want to give up on my kids because there’s no way I could say goodbye to my kids and never see them again.

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