Mango,

Red. Maybe I can stop my mom from being terrible. Also Bitcoin. Also holo first edition Charizard! Also I wanna be in the Fallador massacre on RuneScape! Also I’ll get Internet famous!

StrayingTimbuktu,

I’ll be Lee-roy Jen-kins!!

Mango,

Noooooo, you totally couldn’t do it better and planning it could mess it all up!

remotedev,

Wasn’t it already staged?

Mango,

WHAT.

iAvicenna, (edited )
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Easily red if restart means go back to the year when I was six. If be 6 years old now, fuck no.

darth_tiktaalik,
@darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml avatar

Pro gamee move: Start with red pill, take blue pill when you get back to the point in time where the choice is offered

veni_vedi_veni,

Blue pill is irrelevant. You already rich if you can convince family to buy stocks.

psud,

If I were to go back to 1983 I don’t think I’d care about 10M

Thcdenton,

I’m a useless idiot now and there’s not much someone like me can do with that power. Gimmie the 10 mil and fuck off.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

I bet there’s a distinct age group for each one. Older, established, family, doing ok? Take the 10 mil. Don’t want to give up your family and all that. Might be pretty hard for people to give up. 10 mil would be an easy, instant retirement. You can enjoy your remaining years.

Sure, there are going to be some pretty unhappy outliers for whatever reasons, unable to reach a stable relationship, multiple failed relationships, poor financial situation, etc. that would hit the reset button.

Younger folks? Maybe yeah…hit that reboot. Start off with a lot of great knowledge, big nest egg to get a huge leg up on everything, you’ll retire at 40. Many more millions or even a billion with all the knowledge you have. Life would have a good shot at being great.

velox_vulnus,

I wish I could be a child again. All I can think of right now I killing myself.

Yerbouti, (edited )

Not sur if you’re joking but anyway take it easy bud. Things get better over time, dont let bad things and people get the best of you, they are not worth it.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Then take both pills: 6 years old and a millionarie

MrFunnyMoustache,

Please don’t kill yourself… I don’t know where you’re from, but most countries have a hotline where you can talk to someone who can help you.

randomTingler,

It’s kind of curse to live knowing what’s going to happen to our dear ones, but on the other way I could spend some extra time who is not with me now.

Earning $10mil will not be my motive if I am going to live this life again…

Jimmycrackcrack,

I thought red at first, and if it were only slightly different parameters I’d still choose it, but 6? That’s too far back to be trapped in a child’s body and environment. At least going back to a more plausible age for a grown up’s mindset like teenage years would be a bit easier to deal with and to lay low, it’d be strange how much more mature and less reckless and slightly boring of a teenager you had suddenly become, but at least it wouldn’t be like international news. At 6, life is going to drastically changed by your seemingly impossible linguistic skills alone, child development experts would want to study you, you’d now be a prodigy, not necessarily a bad thing but unless that specifically was the path you’d always wanted but never achieved, you’d now be pretty well set down that road and all that comes with it. The relationship with your parents would be so different and they’d be robbed of your childhood and suddenly have this adult they’d never met before to deal with after barely getting any time to get to know their own child. It’d be so frustrating too, no one would let you drive and you couldn’t drink, or fuck. You’d hopefully be able to get yourself some more autonomy than your average 6 year old if you revealed all your cards right away because it’d become immediately clear that fisher price toys and curfews and first grade weren’t appropriate for you, but even so your adulthood, already well underway by this point would be drastically curtailed for something going on a decade. Maybe you’d decide to play like in a movie and adopt secrecy so your parents and peers don’t know how smart you are, but that’d frankly be way worse and so exhausting and lonely and alienating.

If this was, maybe start again at 14, or better yet 16, I’d take that red pill no problem. It’s most of the benefits of the blank slate try again with benefit of hindsight premise, but skipping over the parts that would be simply intolerable for an adult. At 16 you’re a ‘young adult’ getting to relive some of the things you miss about being a child but with many of the benefits of being an adult and biologically you’re pretty much over the worst of it, if you really hate the social restrictions imposed upon you by being not technically an ‘adult’ you’re only 2 years away from fixing that, not over a decade, and when you get there you’ll be in way better control of the trajectory of adulthood. Most of the really decisive things about adulthood that trace back to childhood happen around this time as well so it’s where you’d get the most bang for your buck. You can take a very meandering path up until that point and still change direction but this is where decisions start to become more binding and long lasting so it’s really the point where most people, if you asked them, would probably begin making tweaks if they could. I reckon the details about one’s current life that most people want changed wouldn’t have any meaningful correlation to things they did when they were 6, it’d be things like their career, or relationships they’ve had or wish they’d had, it’d be academic ability or a better body not ravaged by years bad lifestyle choices pretty much all of that is something you could very impactfully change at 16 without the need to learn to read all over again.

tryptaminev,

Seriously how are people not seeing this?

Ever saw a child or teenager trying to act like an adult? Well now try that the other way around. Since you are a smart adult, you might get it done for a day. But for 12 years? You will slip and it will be noticed.

To add insult to injury, after you become grown up, that whole prodigy thing will fall apart, because you weren’t actually all that much smarter than everyone else. You were just X years ahead for a child and that bonus melted with the years. So then you wouldnt be a prodigy, you’d be a failed prodigy and that is if the whole ordeal doesn’t drive you insane in the meantime and you get hospitalized and drugged up for good.

Finally, even if you manage all of that to then buy bitcoins in the day. “Mommy mommy, please let us put 1.000 € in Internet coins that are 50 cents today. They will become worth 50.000 a piece i know it i promise, Mommy please!”. How do you think your mother will react?

Marthirial,

Wow. Autism.

words_number,

Very comprehensible considerations! I’d love to study another field, just expanding my expertise and having a good time with fewer responsibilities than I have today. But giving up my family? No way! Blue pill it is.

psud,

I feel like at 6 you’re not going to be tripped up by teenage relationships like you would landing in a hormone flooded/different brain state in your most important social years

It sounds like a plan for having no friends from school

psud,

These “would you rather” memes are mind poison when both sides are impossible fantasies

WaxedWookie,

Why?

I think they can be useful thought exercises to tease out people’s priorities and values.

psud,

I’ll grant they’re fun

lazylion_ca,

They are a way to get to know each other.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Blue. If I take the red pill, I’ll end up in a mental hospital.

kzhe,

Red is too much effort. Blue

BulbasaurBabu,

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Bruncvik,
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

Blue pill. I’d miss my wife and kids, and even if I were transported back in time, I doubt I’d do all the required steps to get to them again.

Interesting_Test_814,

Blue pill, redoing school and all for years before getting any further in your life would be way too boring

Kiosade,

Maybe that’s the secret behind those kids that graduate college at 13 or whatever. They’re playing life on (partial) New Game + mode.

jasondj,

It’s like loading a save file from a couple months before you beat the game.

BunEnjoyer,

Right?! Worst years of our lives are spent waiting in glorified daycare till we are 18.

SaintWacko,

Blue pill. I have an amazing wife and kids and there’s no way I’d risk that

psud,

And cop an investigation for unexplained wealth

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