cyclohexane,

Red one gives you both. Literally. Just buy Bitcoin or something.

MalachaiConstant,

Except if you have a pretty good life and don’t want to mess up the timeline that led you there.

Anticorp, (edited )

It gives you both, but at what cost? If you have a spouse or child, that’s probably not going to happen again in round two. You’re going to make different decisions that take you on a different life path. Even if you made the same decisions, is your significant other actually going to fall in love with you when you’re going on the first date with 10 years of history already? You’re not going to bring that new relationship energy with you and you’re going to seem weird since you already know them so well. Even if you win them over, you won’t have the same kid. The odds of the same sperm finding the same egg are millions to one, possibly even higher since you probably won’t do it on that exact day. What about all your lifelong friends? Are you actually going to form meaningful relationships at 6 or 10 years old when you have the mind of a 30 year old, or whatever you are by that time? Probably not. I think the cost to go back would be very high.

Allero,

Completely depends on your age

As a person who didn’t yet get love of my life or children, red pill is a pure win

efstajas,

The red pill sounds like absolute horror. I’d desperately try to get all the good things in my life back, and probably mess shit up bad.

Though on the other hand, there are obviously a bunch of “you were a young idiot”-type mistakes that I’d want to undo…

CallumWells,

Except it doesn’t specify that you go back in time to when you were 6 years old, but that you “restart your life at 6 years of age” so a fairly reasonable interpretation would be that you’ll be a 6 year old in 2024. Monkeys paw and all that.

Now, I personally think it’s more interesting if it did mean that you went back in time.

Jarix,

Thats actually even better than just restarting. I already want to make it to 120 to see what 3 different centuries looks so this would make that unrealistic goal so much more accomplishable. Also i will have an idea of what medical things im going to look into and see what options i would have as a kid today vs 40+ years ago

psud, (edited )

Search YouTube for 82 year old carnivore. She makes 120 look possible.

Found the link:

youtu.be/mnWdsEzx8F0?si=FVDe1j5IsJUk9iv4

Soulcreator, (edited )

Totally agree. 10 million dollars will never buy me those years back. With remote work I could probably make enough of a living to get by until I age back into adulthood. At the age of 6 I’d have a higher brain plasticity, so I literally could get smarter faster only this time I could direct all of my potential into something a little more useful then just learning how the world works. With modest investing I could easily get to 10 mil by the time I’m at my current age just due to compound interest.

And lastly I could easily reach 120, and with medical advancement who knows!

The more I think about it, being six years old again really wouldn’t be that bad at all.

Edit: Assuming I’m still me but only younger, it’s not like I’d have to go back to school again as I already have diplomas proving I’ve done that before. So I could probably just tell any potential employees that I have dwarfism until I age back up. With the right clothes, hair, and possibly a little makeup (to make me look older than 6), the second I open my mouth no one would believe I’m six and would assume I have some kind of congenital disease.

psud,

I’d worry about the bad side of the $10M if it’s monkey paw.

Anyway I want to see the sea level rise chaos. So no down side

Valmond,

That supposes you timetravel back, which is probably what OP meant. But not 100% sure :-)

PunkFlame,

No brainer. Restart at 6 years old. Time is priceless.

lichtmetzger,

Oh hell no, I don’t want to go through school again. Teenagers are horrible to each other.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Red pill all the way. Personal experience gains to be had. Also of course there is the prospect of crypto billionairedom.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Depending on your starting point there’s a lot better opportunities out there that are less vulnerable to losing it all to a random hacker.

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Actually bitcoin on a physical harddrive purchased at $50 or below stored in a safety deposit box is pretty ironclad.

BCsven,

Bitrot might get you. printed out paper codes as a backup

explodicle,

That was a lot more difficult before BIP39 seed phrases were invented. You could of course write down anything, but there would’ve been a lot of room for error.

psud,

Spinning hard drives last for decades. You can pretty absolutely protect yourself by storing two with multiple copies of the key each

BCsven,

They are succeptible to magnetic degradation, its why you go to open a jpeg from 8 years ago and some are suddenly corrupt. You have to leave them in a RAID setup with sonething self healing like ZFS. They are way more reliable than cold storage SSD ( which can start bitrot in as little as a month) but for cold storage magnetic tape is better

psud,

Tape is just as susceptible to magnets, though it is a more stable medium. It’s not like they’ll be exposed to significant magnetic fields though

BCsven, (edited )

Its not just significant magnetic field ( apparently we do have geo magnetic storms that corrupt data) it is that assigning the 1 /0 bit is not permanent. The 1 or 0 you store fades with time as it wants to lose its assigned magnetism. You might be fine for 10 years, or you might lose a critical bit corrupting a file. it is why archival experts suggest if it is critical data stored offline you need to store on two or more different mediums, because “1 copy is not a backup”. Anyway, we are getting deep in the weeds of data entropy and recovery and I think your original comment was meant as being helpful to the lay-person…whom may not actually care to much if they lose a file or two, unless it is a crypto wallet key–i would trust those M series BluRay archival format since the laser alters the disk, but printing out on paper as another copy

KinNectar,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

I'm not saying I won't be buying real estate in San Francisco, Magic The Gathering cards, and shares in big tech, but a solid backbone of 1000x value bitcoin is hard to beat on multiples.

explodicle,

Since we get all the information we have now: the correct answer was Bitcoin Armory. You’d have a dedicated computer just for signing transactions, carried back and forth over flash drives.

psud, (edited )

Many of us are tech nerds. We know that those who lost bitcoin to hacks trusted coin exchanges too much.

The people who kept their wallet offline are fine Those who kept their wallet in the cloud are poor

greenskye,

Red pill effectively kills your current spouse and kids if you have any. Also trying to re-engineer the relationship with your original spouse all over again seems like it’d be really creepy. If you go back, you effectively need to find someone else. Couldn’t do that.

psud,

The kid won’t exist. The spouse will be fine, though maybe not with you

greenskye,

Sure, but you’re throwing away your current spouse and kid in favor of a do over. That’s pretty cold.

psud, (edited )

Is it unethical to leave a partner? Should we censure Paul Simon for 50 ways to leave your lover?

(Not addressing the kid bit, since it does seem a tad cold to unexistify someone for little fault of their own, also no one but you mentioned kids)

greenskye,

I mean if you were going to divorce your partner, then by all means take the red pill. You’d probably both be better off then. I was speaking of presumably happy marriages.

psud,

I guess if you’re in the perfect partnership you and your partner could simultaneously take the red pill :)

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

No brainer. Take the money. Global warming exists. WWIII might be happening. What’s the point in being a depressed 6 year-old?

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

With the red pill, the blue pill is redundant.

YoorWeb,

Imagine all the sweet sweet bitcoin that you’ll sell to invest in Gamestop stock at just the right time.

psud, (edited )

I’d probably make the first money on Apple. Maybe on the up part of the dot com bubble.

Betting on elections too.

People looking at your history would notice your exceptional luck

I wonder if the effort to make money would break some of the big moving companies, prevent Bitcoin

Gotta remember to big short 2007

BunEnjoyer,

It’s just a question of whether or not you want to repeat, for many that’s a solid no

ilikemoney,

Since I’m married, blue pill. If I wasn’t, red pill all day. I’d be a billionaire by the age of 20

greenskye,

Same, though honestly with my bad memory, I’m not sure I’d do all that much better with the red pill. Itd be hard for me to put together enough seed money to make a decent return, and I don’t remember specific dates well enough that I think I could convince my parents about it.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a fuck ton that I would know is coming and have absolutely no way of stopping. That is fucking hell.

Xanis,

Red.

I could see my Mom again.

camelbeard,

Money is just a tool to get the things we want anyway.

psud,

Money can’t bring back mother

camelbeard,

That was actually my point, you don’t go for money because you want money. You go for money because you want things money can get you, house, car, safety, status, etc (different for everyone). In this case money can’t even get you what you really want, so it’s a useless tool.

craigers,
@craigers@lemmy.world avatar

Wait like restart as in go back in time to the year I was 6 or restart as in become a 6 year old in 2024. Because if it’s the former hell yeah stocks, bitcoin, sports betting back to the future style. If it’s the latter fuck that.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

That indeed is an important question. You can surpass the 10mm offering. Having your cake and eating it too.

triclops6,

Even if 2024, think how much smarter and further ahead of your peers you’d be:

  • you’re now at the head of the class
  • you job hunt, network, save like a pro
  • you’re the most mature person in the room
  • you get to live like a young person again (something I’d pay a lot to do)

Downsides: never meet my partner and kids, gotta do the whole no-income thing again for a while

Crashumbc,

Given the world’s current political and environmental state. I’m not sure it’ll be around in 10 years except maybe in a mad max form.

Plus who would be your parents? You’d have to be interested with a current one. That’s a huge risk, also.

Pantsdance,

I’m thinking the situation would be, you would be reverting to 6 year old you in 2024, living with your spouse and kids… at that point I think I would be fine

psud, (edited )

WYR have $10M or be a 6 year old undocumented orphan, unrecognised by everyone you knew

It’s clearly go back in time

The choice is

  1. $10M cash right now; or
  2. Practically infinite money, but you have to relive childhood
AgentGrimstone,

Asking the right questions. People in here could be in for a rude awakening. Morpheus never said anything about time travel.

pan0wski,
@pan0wski@infosec.pub avatar

I’m taking the money, I don’t want to be a child again.

52fighters,

There’s nearly 0% odds I end up with the same wife and kids twice and I hit the jackpot the first time around. Give me the money.

DragonTypeWyvern,

But with enough money you can buy a better kid!

Annoyed_Crabby,

But this one will grow up to be a goat!

psud,

It would be so creepy trying for the same partner. So much of relationship building is learning about each other and you’ll never be surprised by their side of those conversations

jdeath,

I’m not sure if people here realize this, but the interest from $10m is approximately four to eight hundred thousand dollars per year.

So, with ten million, one could instantly retire and never ever have to work again.

That’s priceless freedom to me, and it wouldn’t require deleting almost all of my friends, relationships, experiences, and who I am.

Uiop,

well, clearly you have a good investment plan…

jdeath,

just an index fund is all you need.

DumbAceDragon,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Red pill, because it’ll eventually take me back to this moment and then I’ll pick the blue pill.

Demuniac,

You would not need the blue pill at that point. Just invest in Google and Microsoft and get some early bitcoin

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Except not since you would have to replicate your current life to the smallest thing imaginable, and if you didn’t it would cause a butterfly effect meaning you probably wouldn’t get this opportunity anymore

acutfjg,

That’s assuming your have to fall into specific parameters to get this offer.

psud,

They just need to not be critical to the creation of lemmy

CaptPretentious,

Red pill.

While I could retire right now with the blue pill, I wouldn’t be happy.

Red pill means I could spend more time and cultivate a better relationships with the people who actually matter to me. I’d spend a lot more time with my great grandparents.

I could also focus on being true to who I am and not being who I thought others wanted. Basically be who I was in college… But now at 6.

Of course, I could make all the right investments to make a lot of money.

I wouldn’t want to just go into the same career. While I might for a while, honestly I’d have the knowledge and money to take a run at a political career.

psud, (edited )

Also get your preferred user name on every online service created after you turned 6

CaptPretentious,

I hadn’t thought of that, but it’s genius.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Blue. I’m pretty solid at the moment. I’m sure I’d lose my son if I started over at 6. So, definitely blue.

IDriveWhileTired,

Thought the same. 10 Mil and having the people I love in my life is enough. Just don’t forget to wire the 10 Mil.

Dpowell,

Am I transported back to 1993 with all the knowledge I have now? Or am I 6 in 2023? Because the first case it becomes ridiculously easy to make 10 million… Just memorize a single set of lottery numbers for a specific time and date… and have a little knowledge to invest in apple as soon as Steve Jobs returns to the company and Tesla when it’s founded, and at that point you are a billionaire.

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, going back in time is too op. Let’s say you become your 6 year old body with the same memories and mental capacity as you are now. What about now?

Dpowell,

Mmm… It depends, if I live in an upper middle or mid middle class or above household I’ll choose going back. I could convince my parents to invest $1000 a month in my future and have 10 million by the time I am the same age I am now. Whilst also knowing what I know about the world, women, life, love and relationships from 6 to 37

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Google > Tesla in that scenario

Google and Apple would be your best growth potential for investments.

4lan,

Also dump money into Bitcoin when it cost less than a dollar

hOrni,

Blue. Knowing what I know would make me a fucked up 6 year old. I wouldn’t be able to make friends, I would creep people out or even end up in a mental institution. 10 million wold fix all my current problems. And there wold be a lot left for hookers and coke.

Roccobot,
@Roccobot@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly

dingus,

Well I’m not able to make friends or relationships now so that but wouldn’t make a difference lol

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