Grimy,

Your body is a resource. Don’t throw it away or bury it, give it to a gothy craftsman in exchange for half the jewelry made from it going to your family. It literally triples your chances of acquiring haunting privileges.

Thcdenton,

Just shoot me out of a cannon

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah! Don’t even wait until I’m dead.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

… Any room in there?

occhionaut,

Buckshot!

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hey partner! Welcome! When they firing this thing?

EnderMB,

Just fling me into a wood chipper, and point it at the ground in a field somewhere.

Failing that, I’ve always loved the idea of being strapped to a rocket and launched into space.

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok.

TheRealKuni,

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok

Complete with Bear McCreary “Raeb” playing his hurdy-gurdy?

EnderMB,

Of course, ideally it’d be Bear McCreary, but I’d settle for my wife learning to play it.

_number8_,

is there a ralph’s around here?

Karmanj,

Ralph’s, like Ralph’s BBQ here.

Ghyste,

Garbage post.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.

Emi621,
Sabre363,

I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive

gnate,

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

occhionaut,

also free snacks for the mourning

saves a ton on catering

nxdefiant,

No need to wait for the next day, you can eat the night of!

Shieldtoad,

Funeral homes will try to guilt trip you to go for the most expensive options by saying it will be the last thing you can do for your loved ones.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

presbypenguin,

A reminder to everyone that Costco sells caskets: www.costco.com/funeral-caskets.html

And every funeral home legally has to allow you to purchase the casket elsewhere per the FTC: consumer.ftc.gov/articles/ftc-funeral-rule (That doc also has a lot of other useful tips in it.)

Gerudo,

Nice try Costco. Your casket sales are down and now the guerilla marketing starts.

ImplyingImplications,

I was a funeral director. People rarely provide their own caskets even if they have the legal right to. Nobody wants to manage the purchase and delivery of an expensive product right after their loved one has died. Funeral homes will also make it difficult by requiring delivery at certain times, inspection by the purchaser at time of delivery, and requiring the purchaser also get liability insurance on the casket.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can’t have the casket failing and killing the occupant. /s

this_1_is_mine,

More like falling apart while someone else is carrying your dead ass. Could you imagine poor uncle ted having his little toe smashed by a corner when a handle rips off… Or a lid lock that doesn’t work and it springs open when they dropped you and now nanna can see your bum since funeral homes generally dress the remains but cutting the backs of the clothing open so it can all be slipped on from the front and don’t have to roll you over… But you did when you flopped out like a fish.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

I had to pay the trash company to take an old couch. They sent over a special truck that ate that sofa bed in seconds and all that was left on the road were some wood splinters. That was when I knew how I wanted to be disposed of after I die.

flashgnash,

Am I the only one that thinks a Viking burial with a raft cobbled together out of logs and stuff by my loved ones would be awesome?

name_NULL111653,

Exactly… Why is this not an option? It needs to be.

flashgnash,

Right? Feel like the building of the raft would be a good way for people to process, wouldn’t be that expensive cause you’d just be using wood and rope instead of a coffin and burial service

yngmnwntr,

Burning rafts don’t get hot enough to cremate a corpse, it’ll just scorch you and dump your body in the lake to wash up on shore and terrify children.

flashgnash,

Is that what happened in actual viking burials?

Surely there’s some way you could make it hot enough

yngmnwntr,

Seems like actual viking burials were…burials…I’m no expert but skimming a few Google search results makes it seem like the burning ship thing never really happened, or at least rarely. Most vikings were ritually buried with weapons, grave goods and sacrifices. The burning boat thing is a Hollywood invention from a Thor myth maybe? Anyway this is why it’s not allowed in most places, you’d need a professional to administer it with as you say a specially constructed ship designed to fully create a body. Your family can’t tie together some logs and burn you themselves. So we’re right back to an expensive funeral industry, but now we get to witness the cremations outdoors so maybe a win.

FlashZordon,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

Robin,

100% compostable

mindbleach,

“Y’all can bury me loose.”

cyberpunk007,

Bury me in the back yard. Meh.

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