_number8_,

is there a ralph’s around here?

Karmanj,

Ralph’s, like Ralph’s BBQ here.

EnderMB,

Just fling me into a wood chipper, and point it at the ground in a field somewhere.

Failing that, I’ve always loved the idea of being strapped to a rocket and launched into space.

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok.

TheRealKuni,

If all else fails, I’d like my family to perform a (mostly) shot-for-shot remake of the funeral scene from GoW: Ragnarok

Complete with Bear McCreary “Raeb” playing his hurdy-gurdy?

EnderMB,

Of course, ideally it’d be Bear McCreary, but I’d settle for my wife learning to play it.

Thcdenton,

Just shoot me out of a cannon

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah! Don’t even wait until I’m dead.

the_post_of_tom_joad,

… Any room in there?

occhionaut,

Buckshot!

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hey partner! Welcome! When they firing this thing?

Grimy,

Your body is a resource. Don’t throw it away or bury it, give it to a gothy craftsman in exchange for half the jewelry made from it going to your family. It literally triples your chances of acquiring haunting privileges.

peyotecosmico,

Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.

n3m37h,

I want my remains to be scattered around wonderland. Also, no cremation

MeatPilot,
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Jayu,

I consider it to be alarming because it can encourage people to choose cremation unnecessarily, just because it fits the budget. I would not take away or mock anyone’s choice to cremate if that really is their first choice…

But I think it’s upsetting for Orthodox Christians and other groups that require burial and would like to have a dignified casket at an affordable price. Just like how I sometimes feel bothered thinking about *the cost of burial plots." The idea of being fleeced of a significant part of a modest inheritance through the funerary process is really off-putting.

madcaesar,

I get your point, but organized religion LOVES to fleece people. They live for that shit! Make you feel ill and sick and then sell you the 7,500 $ cure!

Zibitee,

I mean at that point, why aren’t churches paying the funeral expenses? Can’t let a Christian corpse get desecrated! It is their Christian duty!

BobbyNevada,

What!? And ruin the bottom line!? Blasphemous!

Jayu,

I imagine that some do pay for it, while others don’t.

I’ve learned there’s a huge variety in compensation for Priests, as well. In places like Greece, where it is the state religion, Priests are government employees, I believe, and they get some fixed amount as public servants, while in much of the world it all depends on the local parish. Many priests have to continue working in the world to pay their bills.

I am not sure if there has been a case at my church where we have crowdfunded a casket but I know we have people pay something like $25 USD a year to be buried in the Church cemetery, which is an absolute steal.

Poor people here are universally cremated.

this_1_is_mine,

You just wait to find out how much it cost to make the hole and then to close it. Or to just purchase the little spot of ground that you’re going to be buried beneath. Or how about the giant concrete box they have to bury you in to which goes your casket. Or spending $600 on a single splay flowers… With a bow.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Donate me to science. Have it all. Dissect my woofy for all I care.

M500,

They might just blow you up with bombs or leave you in a field to rot so they can study decomposition.

TheRealKuni,

Awesome! I love the idea of being part of a corpse farm.

SeabassDan,

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

psycho_driver, (edited )

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

psycho_driver,

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

Agent641,

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

psycho_driver,

Hell I’d be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

BobbyNevada,

In Edge runners, they were putting people’s cremated remains in stainless steel capsule, like a world’s worst kinder surprise. That struck me as being very plausible in the future. https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/720764cf-8491-4959-87a1-234be184613b.jpeg

XTornado,

I honestly prefer that.

Timecircleline,

I think there are worse kinder surprises.

veni_vedi_veni, (edited )

Yea, what happens in SOMA fucks with me whenever i think about it.

Digitizing consciousness for use in simulations, and spun up and down in an isolated environment like they are some AWS service.

Pyr_Pressure,

My plan has always been to get cremated and then just bury my ashes somewhere with a little gravestone. No need for a container or anything, after a few years go ahead and bury someone else’s ashes in the same spot and either replace the headstone or figure out a way to stack em. Just have a running tally of names and dates for everyone buried in that plot.

BobbyNevada,

My plan A was similar. Just get cremated and just be scattered around my parents graves. Just so "I’m around“. Plan b, viking funeral. Plan “c” is getting cramated, getting an half and ounce of ashes, putting it in resin keychains. Then during the memorial, “take a little piece of Bob with you.”, and hand out the keychains. Eventually, you are going to lose it, go back to my wife, because she probably has a box of leftover me somewhere.

iAvicenna,
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For when you need that last extra special grope of capitalism

Bytemeister,

I told my wife that when I die, if she can, claim she doesn’t recognize the body so that the state has to dispose of me to save costs.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I love this so much lol.

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

I told my wife the same…repeatedly. We are Canadian though.

captain_aggravated,
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As a woodworker, my first thought is 'I can build my own casket for a tenth of that price."

My second thought is “Damn I need to get into the casket industry.”

MashedTech,

So what did you do?

captain_aggravated,
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In the 20 minutes since reading the meme, posting a comment elsewhere in the thread, then posting this one? Took a few more bites of my lunch and watched some of a retrospective about the TV show Farscape on Youtube.

MashedTech,

Thank you for information. I am satisfied!

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