Blackmist,

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

manefraim,
PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

tubaruco,

i have never heard of RC cola

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine if Pepsi was still good

tubaruco,

i only drink pepsi when its available and when theres nothing else, so i wouldnt know

(by available i mean someone already bought it and is giving some to me)

pewpew,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Fizzy water: G

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Still tap water is better than sparkling water, and I will die on this hill.

accideath,

I‘d argue on that but only because the quality of tap water can vary so immensely… Almost nothing beats good tap water but I’ve had tap water that was so godawful I’d rather drink almost anything else if there’s no way to filter it

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll give you that caveat. My brother lives in the rural town where we grew up in the butthole of Oklahoma, and his water is so hard that they justified spending thousands of dollars on a whole home water softening system. My in laws pump their own water and it’s foul. I think they need to be filtering it. I think there’s something in their groundwater.

As for the water in the urban and suburban parts of Oklahoma City, it’s pretty hard to find truly bad tap water.

accideath,

I’m from Germany and I know no one that pumps their own water so I never had to deal with outright rancid water but the water at my mum‘s place is hard enough you can hold it without glass (slight exaggeration). They don’t have a home softening system but just a small filter can…

If I’m really thirsty I manage to drink maybe one and a half glasses before the taste hits…

Lamorn,

Sap from plants! Filtered water with natural nutrients. Still water, but with essential nutrients - brought to you by MFN!

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Yprum,

Whiskey tho

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It’s a type of water so it’s S tier

Mr_Blott,

Châteauneuf du Pape tho

ZeroTemp,

Nectar of the God’s

Mr_Blott,

Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

ReplicantBatty,

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

pancakes, (edited )
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine having to add solid bits of water to make it better. The audacity.

-This response was made by the Keep Water Liquid gang.

CyberEgg,

Where teas and juices and coffee?

SuperIce,

Tea and coffee A tier. Juice is D tier (basically the same amount of sugar as sodas but at least has some antioxidants).

tubaruco,

and milk

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Good black coffee is a low S or high A tier drink. Sure, it makes me poop, but it tastes great and makes me productive.

variants,

Coffee for breakfast water for lunch and beer for dinner, what else do you need

HelixDab2,

I’m going to disagree. Water, alone, is about a B+, maybe an A-. If you’ve ever been working out really intensely, to the point where you feel nauseous and could drink a liter of water and still be desperately thirsty, then you’ll understand that you also need to get electrolytes, things like sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The mineral content in plain water is too low for that; a sugar-free (preferably unsweetened) sports drink is going to be better for you than water alone.

mkhoury,
@mkhoury@lemmy.ca avatar

Unless you have a balanced diet that anticipates your workouts and gives you the proper amount of sodium, potassium and magnesium. Sports drinks are just selling you those at a big premium. Stick with water. Eat a banana.

brbposting,

If you’ve ever been working out really intensely

Putting water alone back to S tier for ~100% of the population about 90-100% of the time :)

ryathal,

There’s approximately 0% of people that actually need Gatorade/sports drinks, unless they were stranded without water for a prolonged period.

It was developed to help football players in Florida stay hydrated for the duration of a game. The conditions there are 90%+ humidity, and 80+ degrees while wearing full pads. Then being in that state for about 5 or so hours without eating.

No one really is exposed to that level of perspiration except athletes.

email, (edited )

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Scubus,

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

turbowafflz,

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

Scubus,

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of people who don’t also die

sag,

Yep but I am addicted to it

DiscordMod1999,
spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

confused_code_monkey,

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

stebo02, (edited )
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Make it a vote and see where sparkling water lands

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

G

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

S+ Tier: Carbonated water

tubaruco,

is it tho? it makes everyone who drinks it burp, id give it A tier

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro F–, don’t ruin my water

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

If your food and drink doesn’t hurt you, what’s the point? basic nourishment? fuck that. gimme that ice cold burning water.

Mac,

Water has no sugar and isn’t spicy. It’s literally incomparable with soda.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I can’t tell if you think that’s a good thing or bad thing

UnRelatedBurner,
sag, (edited )

Something like this exist? Cool

itsnicodegallo, (edited )

Hydrohomies was a big sub on Reddit for a good while. Idk where it’s at now, but yeah, it’s like a whole thing.

BudgetBandit,

Beer in B tier, tea and lemon water in A Tier

DerpyPlayz18,

What about milk?

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