FlyingSquid,
theangryseal, Oh hey, it’s just a girl.
I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.
God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.
FlyingSquid, Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?
I’m bad at this. :(
quams69, Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe
Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid
dullbananas, Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears
helpImTrappedOnline, If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.
*[citation needed]
robocall, Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?
caseyweederman, Upper F
Ookami38, At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.
chemicalwonka, Water full of microplastics S+ Tier
KredeSeraf, I don’t disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.
Kiwi_Girl, I agree, coke should be lower.
KredeSeraf, And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.
helpImTrappedOnline, (edited ) Fun fact: I’ve never heard of a Kiwi soda. It’d probably be delicious.
Siegfried, You mean, like carbonated pressed birds fluid? Please add ice to that
Kiwi_Girl, (edited ) O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.
Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.
May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.
Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.
FluffyPotato, I have tried both and both taste like a lethal dose of liquid sugar. Among the American drinks only Fanta doesn’t outright taste like diabetes, it only has that as an aftertaste.
FartsWithAnAccent, As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.
MacFearrs, Ok but what about Irn Bru, it’s gotta be just under water
iforgotmyinstance, Yeah water is cool. But
She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast
Lamorn, Sap from plants! Filtered water with natural nutrients. Still water, but with essential nutrients - brought to you by MFN!
interolivary, (edited ) Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
BlanK0, Water for life 💧💯
noctisatrae, S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.
nifty, God tier: cold brew, no cream or sugar.
accideath, I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.
itsralC, Piss water
accideath, I see you haven’t had proper tea yet
Trainguyrom, I didn’t like tea until very recently. Apperently it took about 20 years for me to start liking tea
Zoomboingding, I mostly agree, but I’m not drinking any sort of tea after a 10k. Water/tea/coffee is 95% of what I drink. Whole milk is 3%, and boba tea is another 1%. I’m ashamed to say I drink soda in social settings.
accideath, I’d argue though, after a 10K, you’re not drinking for any other reason than hydration and in such cases water is always the best. But I’d argue that’s an edge case unless you’re a professional athlete or live in a very hot environment
Zoomboingding, (edited ) Isn’t… the exclusive reason to drink… hydration?
I mean if I was an avid reader in Sweden I could get by on tea/coffee exclusively. Most people will, on occasion, need to drink water to rehydrate.
accideath, I also drink because I enjoy the taste. Some people drink coffee or energy drinks to stay awake. One can drink alcohol to get drunk. There are many reasons. Yes, hydration is almost always a present and desired effect but not always the reason.
BigBananaDealer, no shame in a good sodie pop once in a while
its everyday that it becomes horrible, for teeth and weight
Zoomboingding, I have the biggest weak spot for sarsparilla! Or if I find a microbrewery that makes any root beer~
Trainguyrom, I’m not a soda drinker generally but microbreweries sodas are always so much better than anything the big three put out
ReplicantBatty, The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT
pancakes, (edited ) Imagine having to add solid bits of water to make it better. The audacity.
-This response was made by the Keep Water Liquid gang.
Viking_Hippie, (edited ) You’re forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn’t love! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/375d4988-a569-4348-a915-19a19f4f049a.png
RealFknNito, That woman shouldn’t be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions…
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c1ce8d8c-95c5-4967-824d-157be02bebe9.png
Kase, It’s probably photoshopped. You can’t trust anything these days smh my head
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