FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

quams69,

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

dullbananas,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears

helpImTrappedOnline,

If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

*[citation needed]

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

KredeSeraf,

I don’t disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I agree, coke should be lower.

KredeSeraf,

And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Fun fact: I’ve never heard of a Kiwi soda. It’d probably be delicious.

Siegfried,

You mean, like carbonated pressed birds fluid? Please add ice to that

Kiwi_Girl, (edited )
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

FluffyPotato,

I have tried both and both taste like a lethal dose of liquid sugar. Among the American drinks only Fanta doesn’t outright taste like diabetes, it only has that as an aftertaste.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

MacFearrs,

Ok but what about Irn Bru, it’s gotta be just under water

iforgotmyinstance,

Yeah water is cool. But

She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast

Lamorn,

Sap from plants! Filtered water with natural nutrients. Still water, but with essential nutrients - brought to you by MFN!

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

BlanK0,

Water for life 💧💯

noctisatrae,

S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

God tier: cold brew, no cream or sugar.

accideath,

I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.

itsralC,

Piss water

accideath,

I see you haven’t had proper tea yet

Trainguyrom,

I didn’t like tea until very recently. Apperently it took about 20 years for me to start liking tea

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

I mostly agree, but I’m not drinking any sort of tea after a 10k. Water/tea/coffee is 95% of what I drink. Whole milk is 3%, and boba tea is another 1%. I’m ashamed to say I drink soda in social settings.

accideath,

I’d argue though, after a 10K, you’re not drinking for any other reason than hydration and in such cases water is always the best. But I’d argue that’s an edge case unless you’re a professional athlete or live in a very hot environment

Zoomboingding, (edited )
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t… the exclusive reason to drink… hydration?

I mean if I was an avid reader in Sweden I could get by on tea/coffee exclusively. Most people will, on occasion, need to drink water to rehydrate.

accideath,

I also drink because I enjoy the taste. Some people drink coffee or energy drinks to stay awake. One can drink alcohol to get drunk. There are many reasons. Yes, hydration is almost always a present and desired effect but not always the reason.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

no shame in a good sodie pop once in a while

its everyday that it becomes horrible, for teeth and weight

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

I have the biggest weak spot for sarsparilla! Or if I find a microbrewery that makes any root beer~

Trainguyrom,

I’m not a soda drinker generally but microbreweries sodas are always so much better than anything the big three put out

ReplicantBatty,

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

pancakes, (edited )
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine having to add solid bits of water to make it better. The audacity.

-This response was made by the Keep Water Liquid gang.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

You’re forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn’t love! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/375d4988-a569-4348-a915-19a19f4f049a.png

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

That woman shouldn’t be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c1ce8d8c-95c5-4967-824d-157be02bebe9.png

Kase,

It’s probably photoshopped. You can’t trust anything these days smh my head

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