KredeSeraf,

I don’t disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I agree, coke should be lower.

KredeSeraf,

And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Fun fact: I’ve never heard of a Kiwi soda. It’d probably be delicious.

Siegfried,

You mean, like carbonated pressed birds fluid? Please add ice to that

Kiwi_Girl, (edited )
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

FluffyPotato,

I have tried both and both taste like a lethal dose of liquid sugar. Among the American drinks only Fanta doesn’t outright taste like diabetes, it only has that as an aftertaste.

aulin,

Water drinkers are so smug. So proud to be so boring that they drink only something that tastes of nothing. Unless you’re absolutely parched and/or it’s scorching outside, literally anything else that actually has a flavor is better.

ChairmanMeow,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

Water has a flavour you silly billy.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Oh no, the sugar has melted his brain!

AI_toothbrush,

Milk a tier

CluckN,

Milk can kill me putting it in S tier

micka190,

When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Milk S tier. Same with good pussy.

toxicbubble420,

most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink anothr species milk. milk involves raping & killing cows. F tier

tubaruco,

raping cows? what?!?!?!

survivalmachine,

Mammals produce milk for their offspring. Dairy farmers have to keep their dairy cows pregnant and having babies constantly so they continue producing milk. This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination. Either could be considered rape. I guess an ethical farmer could only choose to opportunistically collect extra milk at times when their cows have given birth and after the calf has drank their fill, but that’s not how it happens at large dairy farms.

AI_toothbrush, (edited )

Oh yeah because the bulls in the in the wild ask the cows for permission -_-

survivalmachine,

Letting nature do its thing is a whole lot different than humans doing a similar act. We generally don’t condone cruelty to animals in lab environments or everyday life, even though predators maul and maim other species all the time.

ExLisper,

And the inseminated cows goes “o fuck, I’m late again! I can’t go thought this again. my career will go to shit”.

tubaruco, (edited )

i always thought domesticated cows were bred to produce milk all the time. i will search a little to know more about that

edit: i have searched and dairy farming indeed works the way the person i replied to said it worked. to add, that can be done so much to a single cow it can cause diseases and infections on the cow

edit2: i forgot to say that those things dont count as rape, since rape means forcing a person to do sexual things without their consent, so by letting a bull do the work i feel its completely fine. artificial insemination is a different story, and i just seriously dont want to think about it

Trainguyrom,

This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination

Animals aren’t capable of consenting to anything. They lack both the communication capabilities and the mental facilities to make the kind of decisions that are involved in any kind of consent. This is similar to how the severely mentally disabled are unable to consent and must instead have a caretaker give medical consent.

I’ll concede that animal farming practices are generally difficult to justify and align with our modern morals, but farm animals can and often are treated with a level of respect to quality of life that is not far from some pets, just with the added expectation that they also provide for us.

survivalmachine,

Yes, I was leaving that exercise for the reader and you hit it out of the park. Being unable to consent, any sexual act performed on them by an able-minded adult human is rape.

Mac,

This comment brought to you by Big Dairy

SuperIce,

Milk is below F tier.

itsJoelle,

Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.

anhkagi,
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

This comment was made by the water gang.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You tell 'em, brother!

This comment is sponsored by the water gang.

darelik, (edited )

Do we have a waterni hydrohomies lemmy

Edit: found it

Catsrules,

I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.

Denvil,

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

anhkagi,
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

Then water is even further above what we supposed.

fkn, (edited )

Since soda is actually like 95-98% water, soda is basically water… Ipso facto soda homies are actually hydro homies confirmed.

anhkagi,
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

So we’re just all part of a big family ?! 😲

Candelestine,

I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

Moghul,
Kase,

available in abundance

Let’s hope it stays that way :/

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

You’re forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn’t love! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/375d4988-a569-4348-a915-19a19f4f049a.png

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

That woman shouldn’t be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c1ce8d8c-95c5-4967-824d-157be02bebe9.png

Kase,

It’s probably photoshopped. You can’t trust anything these days smh my head

RalphFurley,

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

Gingernate,

Really? How? Keg and c02? Do you add anything, like citric acid? Im a home brewer, I’ve got a kegerator set up with 3 kegs. I want to do one with carbonated water some time

MintyAnt, (edited )

Soda stream is just a CO2 bottle on cold water. It carbonates after an hour or so, or if you shake it.

A better option imo is to buy a big tank of C02 and connect it to a big tank of cold water which in turn has a tap. You probably have all that!

tasteofartisan.com/how-to-make-carbonated-water/

I personally found the taste of plain cold carbonated water… actually good on its own. Otherwise you can add flavor like a canned seltzer would have.

Colour_me_triggered,

Water is A, only coffee is S.

fritobugger2017,

Water S; black coffee and tea without milk and sugar are A.

nigh7y,

Cold water on a hot day is SS tier, no doubt

96VXb9ktTjFnRi, (edited )

I drink 50% regular water, 50% herbal teas. Never drank sodas, if you’re not used to them they taste far too sweet. I used to drink a lot of coffee, but I have quit caffeine completely, with 1 exception. I drink 1 cup of coffee the day after my night shifts, because this helps me feel ok that day. If you don’t drink coffee regularly you notice two things when you do: 1. it’s very very bitter. 2. the effect of caffeine is really quite strong. I feel like I’m on drugs that day. After quitting coffee I got a little bit bored with just water, I missed drinking something warm, so I started with herbal teas. I now have a large collection of herbs and I started to appreciate all these different tastes.

Trainguyrom,

I’ve been reducing my sugar intake and recently fully quit caffeine. I was never big on sodas but I recently had one at a work lunch because it was the only option available and it was shocking how overly sweet it seemed

fritobugger2017,

Well made coffee should not be bitter

affiliate,

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

diffcalculus,

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?

crimsonpoodle,

I think you skipped the “aware”. If so, then I must argue that I don’t know enough about the topic, and since I don’t know then no body else knows and if they say they do it’s a conspiracy! So there.

accideath,

I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.

itsralC,

Piss water

accideath,

I see you haven’t had proper tea yet

Trainguyrom,

I didn’t like tea until very recently. Apperently it took about 20 years for me to start liking tea

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

I mostly agree, but I’m not drinking any sort of tea after a 10k. Water/tea/coffee is 95% of what I drink. Whole milk is 3%, and boba tea is another 1%. I’m ashamed to say I drink soda in social settings.

accideath,

I’d argue though, after a 10K, you’re not drinking for any other reason than hydration and in such cases water is always the best. But I’d argue that’s an edge case unless you’re a professional athlete or live in a very hot environment

Zoomboingding, (edited )
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t… the exclusive reason to drink… hydration?

I mean if I was an avid reader in Sweden I could get by on tea/coffee exclusively. Most people will, on occasion, need to drink water to rehydrate.

accideath,

I also drink because I enjoy the taste. Some people drink coffee or energy drinks to stay awake. One can drink alcohol to get drunk. There are many reasons. Yes, hydration is almost always a present and desired effect but not always the reason.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

no shame in a good sodie pop once in a while

its everyday that it becomes horrible, for teeth and weight

Zoomboingding,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

I have the biggest weak spot for sarsparilla! Or if I find a microbrewery that makes any root beer~

Trainguyrom,

I’m not a soda drinker generally but microbreweries sodas are always so much better than anything the big three put out

AceTKen,
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah yes, nothing like a nice rum and water.

myliltoehurts,

You joke but I do actually drink my rum with a few drops of water

Honytawk,

Me too

Very chilly drops of water, in the shape of a cube.

quams69,

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

dullbananas,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears

helpImTrappedOnline,

If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

*[citation needed]

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

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