robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the question?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Location of the reproductive system.

That is what I think.

charliespider,

Between the legs right?

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yeah, similar to a horse.

Enkers,

I’d argue this is different from a centaur. Since horses have four legs and humans have two, the womanoman’s graft would need to be towards the posterior of the forward woman, instead of above the hips like where the upper part of a centaur’s graft would be. Two sets of human legs indicates there should probably be two sets of… erm… equipment.

SnipingNinja,

But how many butt holes?

Enkers,

That’s a good question… I think for this to work properly, the digestive tract can’t just stop in the middle, they’ve got to be plumbed together into series. That means the first one would have to be disconnected, so if it was left in, it wouldn’t be functional in its typical evolutionary context.

SnipingNinja,

No shit anal finally possible /jk

Sakychu,

Which legs though?

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Depends, you a horse or human?

Godort,

Does she possess 2 ribcages

dingus,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Asking the real questions.

FinalRemix,

Only in Mortal Kombat.

Bootheal0179,
@Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

db2,

Briefly.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list

Bread,

I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.

EmptySlime,

There’s a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he’s going to shove the one guy’s head up the other guy’s ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

Marketsupreme,

Yes

jimmydoreisalefty,

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

Pinklink,

This question transcends gender and sexuality

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

tubaruco,

where does the tail come from?

tetraodon,
iMike,

Will this reach to the front hole?

tubaruco,

yeah, has to be longer

Decoy321,

It’s above the butt, silly.

Godnroc,

Tailbone

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

But could she ride me?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Chances are good.

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/71e2646e-2319-456b-a260-c560f0a4e603.png

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Death by snu snu was always my preference

TheCee,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

That guys’ as well.

Enkers,

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

shasta,

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

vodka,

No worries we have a solution for that www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Uncle_Bagel,

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

Teotwawki,

If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

TopRamenBinLaden,

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

Gabu,

TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?

AlpacaChariot,

I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this

Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD

horsey,

dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.

Uncle_Bagel,

Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.

Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.

CaptnNMorgan,

Any comforting words about cats and why that isn’t gross?

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
Sacreblew,

How many sets of mammaries?

paddirn,

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

niisama6928,

It looks like the tits of the lower one is the butt cheeks of the upper one. So I guess one pair of boobs, one pair of ass and one pair of ass-boob

SnipingNinja,

So that’s the solution to the fight between those who prefer boobs and those who prefer ass.

_lilith,
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar
ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar
Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

That is awful. Why is it my next centaur character idea?

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

Boone,

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  • BilboBargains,

    They walk on, they are toes.

    mykneedoesnthurt,
    @mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social avatar

    "they'r"

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    New pronoun just dropped

    Boone,

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  • AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
    @AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

    I mean, it’s like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but that’s because it’s so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.

    propaganja,

    It doesn’t matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.

    FYI, both of you are overacting. It’s weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.

    Cornpop,

    It be in the back not the front.

    rubicon,

    Why not both?

    rurutheguru,

    Duogina

    GreyEyedGhost,
    Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Serious question though, is it a render or AI? I’m inclined to think render because of the consistency for both front and rear views of the same model, usually AI slips up and makes things somewhat different. Thoughts?

    kebabslob,

    Its a render. Its an old pic

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    AI can do a lot of things but not this. If you ask an AI to make this it’ll be all kinds of fucked up

    Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    I can’t say I’ve used AI much. I keep seeing solid AI stuff lately, why would this in particular pose a challenge?

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    idk I’m no expert but generating something that doesn’t actually exist with AI often leads to unexpected/unwanted results. How would you even make a prompt for this? “Woman with four legs”? Good luck with that.

    Hexarei, (edited )
    @Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

    “Centaur but half woman, other half also woman”, maybe? BRB, gonna go consult stable diffusion

    edit: I come back empty-handed, for SD just kept trying to generate women standing near each other. oof.

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    see it’s not that simple lol

    Hexarei,
    @Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

    Indeed.

    SnipingNinja,

    See if this prompt works:

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">create an image of a human on all fours but the parts above the chest are replaced with another human in standing position
    </span>
    

    Bing image creator just fails to create an image at all

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Your prompt has got to be more descriptive. For example “woman centaur, human legs”. However this prompt is simply generating women on horseback for me. It’s hard for AI to imagine a horse with human legs.

    olicvb,
    @olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar

    The prompt will only work if you have a model thats trained/supports centaurs

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    i suppose so yes

    olicvb,
    @olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar

    Depends which, ik stable diffusion can. Either feed it a centaur openpose pic or use a Lora.

    Now it would take a good amount of tweaking to get right but it can

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    if you know how to do this I’m actually quite interested to see the results

    (for scientific purposes of course)

    olicvb, (edited )
    @olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar

    here:

    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/039a3562-da0b-4976-98df-b39dbba4a39d.png

    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/36160ced-bc33-41bb-8a4b-a8d1d2b6922b.png

    Made this quickly, you can see the openpose controlnet image and the result

    Prompt: “four legged female, centaur, clothed,”

    olicvb,
    @olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar
    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Woah cool! Interesting that the pose can help the AI to create what you are going for.

    calcopiritus,

    This image is way older than AI image generation

    ehsan301,

    Oh, I thought the question was if it has one pussy or two.

    StalksEveryone,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

    mild_deviation,

    Nah, there’s so little shadowing because it’s a foggy overcast day. It’s basically a giant lightbox.

    Balthazar,
    @Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Does that even matter? It’s be worse if it was real. In many, many ways…

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