kaffeebohne,

Well social withdrawl is also supposed to be one of the biggest factors causing dementia so…

Blackmist,

The secret to long life is to live a really long time without dying.

HubertManne,
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Im not scared of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

I am going to be immortal.

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

She is right, with her actual statement

Confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

(ETA source that proves her right: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert)

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way (not saying it's OP, though if it is - 🤦‍♀️)

cabbagee,

Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

DancingIsForbidden,
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DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

this you?

At least you tried 😂
(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

homicidalrobot,

Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

ilinamorato,

The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

ilinamorato,

Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar
ZzyzxRoad,

This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Damn am I doomed to a long life?

GissaMittJobb,

I want to remember that loneliness is a major factor in dying earlier than people who are not lonely, so I would think she’s not right.

Viking_Hippie,

Mostly the kind of loneliness that comes from losing a loved one that you depended on, though, not just avoiding people on purpose.

Come to think of it, it’s only really loneliness if you WANT to be around people more. Otherwise it’s just based misanthropy 😁

Falafels,

Depends. Alone is not the same as lonely.

The_Eminent_Bon,

Everywhere I go I see her.

AceFuzzLord,

Being near other humans has an increased chance of having a brain aneurysm when you get to the point you start getting pissed at younger people or people in general.

Holzkohlen,

I am usually just pissed at older people tho. Luckily they just die slowly at home and I rarely ever see them up and about.

lorty,
@lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“Hell is other people” - Someone smart

Falafels,

You can’t forget the daily wine, that’s usually in there too.

SamVergeudetZeit,
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