intensely_human,

Welcome to America, where everyone hates everyone

someguy3,

How could you say that? I hate you for it. (/s)

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

USA is world’s biggest PvPvPvP… MMO

Alexstarfire,

You mean PvE.

Tar_alcaran,

Oof, but also yes

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

so many player haters 😔

MonkderZweite,

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  • GissaMittJobb,

    People vs EVERYONE

    littletoolshed,

    Your point being proven in these comments already and it hasn’t even been 30m

    Nepenthe,
    @Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

    I've actually never had anyone in a monster truck tell me I should buy a monster truck. So...by unfortunate definition...

    I_hate_you_welcome,

    I’ve had a million people in monster trucks tell me to buy one, you’re point is BS.

    psud,

    “you’re” is an abbreviation for “you are”

    You wanted “your point…”

    I_hate_you_welcome,

    Great job, you fixed an autocorrect error. I hope your waste of half a minute was worth it to add nothing to anyone’s life.

    psud,

    I only commented as you come from a non English speaking instance. It’s a common error in English, so I figured I’d point it out. Were I making a mistake in Dutch I would like such corrections

    I_hate_you_welcome,

    Don’t worry, this is a Dutch instance, we mostly speak English at C1, C2 proficiency, except when autocorrect is in the game.

    psud,

    Didn’t you want to know that autocorrect had screwed up your good work? (I had to correct three autocorrect/swipe type failures in this comment)

    PennyAndAHalf,

    I’ve never had someone on a bicycle roll coal at me.

    treadful,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    A little fart maybe

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Wind powered

    db2,

    One gets accused of being an inbred redneck as they “roll coal” at the other one, while the other one sneers at regular people. They’re both bags of rancid dicks for very different reasons.

    AeonFelis,

    If you actively roll coal, you deserve whatever insult thrown at you.

    WhaleScenery,

    New contender for “worst take of 2023”

    MoodyRaincloud,

    Most people who ride bikes just ride bikes. And a minority are what you call “cyclists”.

    You’re lumping them all together and are part of the problem. Dick.

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    “Regular people” meaning the masses who have normalized shitty and selfish behavior. The sneers are well fucking earned.

    db2,

    Regular people meaning people who know someone else using a bicycle doesn’t harm them in any way therefore they don’t care. The truck guy and the bike guy however won’t stfu about it.

    lolcatnip,

    YTA

    db2,

    Right on 👍

    CareHare,

    I don’t know about where you live. But here cyclists stick to the cycling paths almost all the time. A simple chime or ring from their bell will do just fine to let people know if they’re coming. No need for sneering buddy. Let go of your anger.

    Also, fuck cars.

    Blackout,
    @Blackout@kbin.social avatar

    Ain't that the truth. I'm constantly fighting this fight in my own city where we only get bike gutters, not even lanes. Complain complain complain from the people who claim they care about the neighborhood.

    ThrowawayPermanente,

    I kind of am an elitist though

    GissaMittJobb,

    Yank tanks truly are the peakest of cringe. I’d be embarrassed to show up in one of those things

    datsritebussy,

    You are just mad u cant afford it on your measly europoor salary. Americans stay winning.

    GissaMittJobb,

    You’re going in my cringe compilation

    datsritebussy,

    my cringe compilation

    INT. SMITH FAMILY LIVING ROOM - DAY

    Morty is sitting on the couch, engrossed in his smartphone, while Rick is tinkering with one of his inventions.

    Morty: (excitedly) Hey, Rick, you gotta check this out! There’s this new thing called “Cringe Compilations” on the internet. It’s like, people doing really awkward stuff and everyone makes fun of them!

    Rick: (glances over) Cringe compilations, Morty? Seriously? The internet’s been around for decades, and that’s what you’re excited about?

    Morty: (nervously) Well, I just thought it’s kinda funny, you know, watching people act all weird and stuff.

    Rick: (rolls eyes) Morty, it’s called the internet. It’s a vast wasteland of cringe and chaos. (pauses) But you know what? Maybe it’s time I enlighten you about the wonders of the multiverse.

    Rick pulls out his portal gun and creates a portal.

    INT. MULTIVERSE - INTERGALACTIC INTERNET CAFE - DAY

    Rick and Morty step out of the portal and find themselves in a futuristic internet cafe filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

    Morty: (looking a round) Whoa, Rick, this place is insane!

    Rick: (smirking) Welcome to the Intergalactic Internet Cafe, Morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond your wildest nightmares.

    They sit down at a terminal, and Rick starts typing away.

    Rick: (typing) You see, Morty, cringe is a universal constant. No matter where you go, there’s always gonna be something that makes you cringe.

    On the screen, we see a bizarre video titled “Zogork’s Awkward Dance-Off.”

    Morty: (watching) Uh, Rick, what’s that?

    Rick: (grinning) That’s Zogork, the three-headed space alien trying to dance. Now that’s what I call cringe!

    Morty: (cringing) Oh, geez, Rick. That’s… something else.

    They browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, including a segment where people are trying to speak backwards, a cat that thinks it’s a parrot, and a sentient jello mold attempting stand-up comedy.

    Morty: (laughs) This is insane, Rick! I’ve never seen anything like it.

    Rick: (chuckles) Morty, the multiverse is a treasure trove of cringe. But here’s the thing, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered cool in another. It’s all a matter of perspective.

    Morty: (still laughing) Yeah, I guess you’re right, Rick. Cringe is in the eye of the beholder.

    They both continue to watch cringe videos, sharing a laugh and learning a valuable lesson about embracing the quirks of different realities.

    FADE OUT.

    GissaMittJobb,

    I really hope you used AI to generate that text, because god damn what a waste of time otherwise.

    Didn’t read regardless

    datsritebussy,

    Ill rewrite it in your language:

    Int. Smith family livin’ room - day

    morty be sittin’ on tha couch, engrossed in his muthafuckin’ smartphone, while rick be tinkerin’ wit’ one o’ his muthafuckin’ inventions.

    morty: (excitedly) hey, rick, yo’ gotta check dis out! there’s dis new thang called “cringe compilations” on tha internizzle. It’s like, people doin’ really awkward shit n’ y’all makes fun o’ ‘em!

    rick: (glances over) cringe compilations, morty? seriously? tha internet’s been ‘round fo’ decades, n’ that’s What the fuck you’re excited ‘bout?

    morty: (nervously) well shiiit, i just thought it’s kinda funny, yo’ know, watchin’ people act all shit n’ shit.

    rick: (rolls eyes) morty, it’s called tha internizzle. It’s a vast wasteland o’ cringe n’ chaos. (pauses) N’ therez Ain’t nuthin’ but yo’ know What the fuck? maybe it’s time i enlighten yo’ ‘bout da wonders o’ da multiverse.

    rick pulls out his muthafuckin’ portal glock n’ creates a portal.

    int. Multiverse - intergalactic internizzle cafe - day

    rick n’ morty step out o’ da portal n’ find themselves in a futuristic internizzle cafe filled wit’ all sorts o’ bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

    morty: (lookin’ a round) whoa, rick, dis place be insane!

    rick: (smirking) welcome ta tha intergalactic internizzle cafe, morty. Here, you’ll find cringe beyond yo’ goddamn wildest nightmares.

    they sit down at a terminal, n’ rick starts typin’ away.

    rick: (typing) yo’ peep, morty, cringe be a universal constant. No matta Where the fuck yo’ git, there’s always gonna be somethang dat makes yo’ cringe.

    on tha screen, we peep a bizarre porno titled “zogork’s awkward dance-off.”

    morty: (watching) uh, rick, what’s dat?

    rick: (grinning) that’s zogork, tha three-headed space alien tryin’ ta dance. Naw that’s What the fuck i call cringe!

    morty: (cringing) oh, geez, rick. That’s… somethang else.

    they browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, includin’ a segment Where the fuck people r’ tryin’ ta speak backwards, a pussaaaaaay dat thinks it’s a parrot, n’ a sentient jello mold attemptin’ stand-up comedy.

    morty: (laughs) dis be insane, rick! i’ve neva peep anythin’ like dat shit.

    rick: (chuckles) morty, tha multiverse be a treasure trove o’ cringe. N’ therez Ain’t nuthin’ but here’s tha thang, it’s all relative. What’s cringe in one dimension might be considered funky-ass in anotha. It’s all a matta o’ perspective.

    morty: (still laughing) yeah biatch, i guess you’re right, rick. Cringe be in da eye o’ da beholda.

    they both continue ta watch cringe videos, sharin’ a bust n’ learnin’ a valuable lesson ‘bout embracin’ tha quirks o’ different realities.

    fade out.Q then me.

    Duxon,

    After seeing this bullshit, I have an offtopic question: can you block accounts on Lemmy? Pretty sure I never want to read any other line of this guy in my life.

    letsgo,

    Found that function in about 0.75s. Click the username. Now click “Block User” which is on the top line.

    danque,
    @danque@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks buddy

    noobnarski,

    My penis is too long, so I am not allowed to own such a car.

    My car is half as big and still has the same cargo space actually.

    4lan,

    I think you mean “Americans stay in debt”. Most of the idiots you see driving these trucks are paying half their paycheck for what is essentially a billboard advertising their small penis.

    The only people impressed by your truck are children. Everyone else can tell that you are trying to compensate for your ‘inadequacies’

    We are all laughing at you behind your back.

    funkajunk,
    @funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

    “Yank Tank” 😂

    Still see plenty of those out in western Canada.

    joelfromaus,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    Seeing more and more in Australia as well. Way too big for our roads.

    DogMuffins,

    We seem to have been invaded by them in the last 2 years or so. I don’t see why regular utes and 4wds have been fine until now, but suddenly every tradesman needs one of these.

    StalksEveryone,
    @StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

    so that’s where all jan-sixers went

    DogMuffins,

    I shit you not… I saw a cooker waving a Trump 2020 flag last week.

    m3t00,
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    there is one guy in town with a big “Miss me yet” tRump flag mounted on the porch next to an american flag. Only one I’ve seen around here. Probably his mom’s house. drive by it about every day. that’s dedication or something. has a big red truck too. I am so tempted to steal it but won’t risk getting shot. maniacs. I just flip the bird like a good citizen and follow court proceedings.

    IHaveTwoCows,

    Fun Fact: it’s because of US CAFE standards imposed on auto makers. It’s not that people don’t want small and mid-sized trucks; it’s that it has been illegal to make them since 2012, the last year of the actual Ford Ranger.

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Thanks Obama!

    joelfromaus,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    I seen a comment that they were covered by the instant tax right-off and so their dealers were pushing them to business owners and tradies who were more than happy to buy 2-ton codpieces oversized vehicles. Seems to check out from my experience with them.

    DogMuffins,

    I’m a registered tax agent. This isn’t really true - but, it’s exactly what someone needing a 2-ton codpiece would say.

    If you use a passenger vehicle exclusively for work / business, then you can claim depreciation on it’s total cost up to a maximum of ~$66k (last year… this limit is indexed each year).

    Vehicles with a carrying capacity of > 1 tonne are not subject to this limit as they’re “commercial” vehicles rather than passenger vehicles.

    So if you had a $100k to spend on a new car, then a landcruiser wagon / SUV will be less tax effective than a RAM ute because you can’t claim a deduction for the entire cost of the ute.

    That said, no one actually chooses between those types of vehicles on the basis of the tax deduction available - you either want a ute or you don’t. The choice is always between a hilux size ute and a ram size ute. Additionally, I don’t have a list but I’ve heard tell that very few of the bigger utes actually have a carrying capacity of > 1 tonne once you subtract the potential weight of passengers.

    Slovene,

    Hopefully the “rolling coal” thing at least didn’t come along with them?

    spankinspinach,

    But mah freedumb

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    They’re popular in Mexico as well. Ultimately they’re a US creation though.

    m3t00,
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    they were a thing when I lived in Texas in the late 70s. A guy I worked with had a big yellow Ford with 5’ high tires. Everyone had pickups. I had a Datsun pickup with DOHC sounded like it would blow up at 60 but smoothed out again at 70. commutes were wild

    GissaMittJobb,

    They are an undeniably infectious disease.

    n3m37h,

    Eastern Onterrible too

    xeekei,

    My car is closer in size to the bicycle than the truck.

    Also, most of these trucks around here have an orange triangle at the back and are driven by teenagers.

    kajko,

    Damn those triangle cars are always getting in the way. Even the little ones.

    capt_wolf,
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    Either way, around here I almost always see both end up doing stupid shit on the road. I don’t give a fuck what you’re driving. Obey the rules of the road, follow the flow of traffic, be aware of your surroundings, and for fucks sake, signal properly and clearly! Nobody’s in a race. We can all get where we’re going safely and timely if y’all just stop acting like you’re escaping a war zone!

    hyperhearse,
    @hyperhearse@kbin.social avatar

    couldn't agree with you more... can't tell you how many times I've nearly been hit by another car all because they cut in front of me suddenly, not signaling, naturally, and just sped off like they're in a race. I will see ppl going nearly 100mph in the interstate, just weaving back and forth between lanes. will never understand why ppl have to be in such a damn rush all the time. what's the point of getting somewhere 2 minutes sooner if you hurt or possibly kill someone along the way? worst part of it is that the cops here never seem to be around to keep assholes like that in check.

    capt_wolf,
    @capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh it’s constant here, and they all act like you’re the problem. So many fatal accidents every year, pedestrians killed, at least one fatality due to people racing. Constant hit and runs. It’s like driving in GTA.

    I just took a client to the mall a couple hours ago. On our way, we watched someone honk at the person next to me/in front of them at an intersection, they then tailgated them until the other person changed lanes, threw their drink, and screamed out the window. The driver’s crime, as far as I can tell, was because they didn’t move in the millisecond between when the light turned green and the psycho behind them lost their mind.

    We’re in the off season now, too. Don’t even get me started when the tourists come!

    hyperhearse,
    @hyperhearse@kbin.social avatar

    plenty of hit and runs where I'm at also, especially for pedestrians. the amount of accidents even in just a week is scary. exactly! it's almost like driving the speed limit is the crime now. there's ppl who will pass on a non passing road just to get ahead of me bc I'm apparently driving too slowly. just the other day I got honked at bc the left turn light had just turned green, but the person in front of me hadn't even started turning yet. no one has a speck of patience on the road. I just want to know why lmao

    ffs, seriously? that's such an extreme response. and it's truly so mind blowing to me that there's ppl who view pedestrian life as secondary to getting where they need to be. I've seen drivers swerve past pedestrians as they're crossing and honk at them and everything. it's wild out here.

    Yerbouti,

    The difference is that one of the two can be use has a lethal weapon. I’ll let you guess wich one.

    Nunya,

    Definitely not the correct place to ask, but does anyone know what brand or model ebike that is?

    SonicDeathTaco,

    Gazelle AMI c7 HMS

    treadful,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    A Dutch bike in my Murica?!?

    Man, wish I could get an Omafiets without it being so expensive I’m afraid of it getting stolen

    CareHare,

    Get a good lock and bike insurance?

    Nunya,

    Awesome, thanks.

    Holzkohlen,

    Pfff that car ain’t even street legal in my country.

    Hamartiogonic,
    @Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Also, it probably weighs over 3500 kg, so you’ll need a C license to drive it. Fun fact, if you have one of those, you can also drive a huge lorry. Why would you choose an eyesore like that, when you could be a badass rock hauler.

    BruceTwarzen,

    Some dude drives on of those where i live. I've never seen it move, it's always parked on the same spot where it doesn't fit. Completely with aouthern state flag and stickers that say that only gay cops pull him over and how every car that is not a v8 is for girls. I'd be so embarrassed to drive that thing.

    SuperSpruce,

    So by his logic a Lamborghini Aventador is for girls.

    snowe,
    @snowe@programming.dev avatar

    And a dodge challenger, Chevy Camaro, all of the Nissan Z series and all of the skyline series, the delorean dmc-12, most mustangs, Acura nsx, Subaru wrx sti, the list is literally hundreds of cars long.

    All of these cars are definitely too much car for that dude I can guarantee it.

    WaxedWookie,

    Worse - Europeans

    Bytemeister,

    I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

    So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

    i_am_hiding,

    I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

    It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like “Terry” and “Ian” every time I pull up to a stop.

    I haven’t seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

    holycrap,

    Clearly he’s trying to attract a gay male cop

    WetBeardHairs,

    Pull me over daddy UwU

    lemming741,

    A 255? Who’s taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

    Bytemeister,

    No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

    lemming741,

    Gotcha. If I had one of those, I’d paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

    Bytemeister,

    Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

    nucawysi,

    where i live, which is in the south, every 3 cars is one of these, they lift suvs too, so that increases the odds. when cops clock out they also drive one of these, even the gay ones. driving it is no big deal, its how they drive and what they do with it, usually road raging other road users, intimidating them, and trying to run them off the road, in other words bullying and intimidation, which is likely why they own one in the first place. why do they feel a strong desire to bully or intimidate anyone? that’s a great question. why do you have to knock out the biggest guy in jail to get any respect? …

    Acters,

    There is a dealership here called lifted trucks(I know very straight forward. straight to the main selling point) they have more lots here than other dealerships.It is very clear the amount of lifted trucks here went up significantly. The whole city screams that I’m only doing it to get women because I’m insecure about myself. Which is the reason why I wish to move to Europe’s walkable cities or just move to a place with no one around.

    nucawysi,

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  • Acters,

    I didnt say I owned a truck. I have a electric bike that I built. I said either go to a walkable city OR go to the middle of nowhere “living off the land.”

    Boxtifer,

    Have you ever heard of capitalization?

    HugeCounterargument,

    They’re trying to fight against CAPITAList oppression in any way they can.

    nucawysi,

    reading comprehension?

    twei,

    I hope nothing happens to his tires

    spudwart,
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    No more cars!!

    Mr_nutter_butter,
    @Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve seen 4 rams around my town drivers all look the same, they’re all very clean, never seen it parked as they can’t fit it anywhere one guy did get stuck and laughed at in his big yellow truck by a lot of people last time I’ve seen him

    SARGEx117,

    I have an ancient tiny pickup (don’t get me started on EVs or how a van is better, I’m aware but poor and I don’t live/work in a city) and I’d say about 1-2 times a week when daily driving I’ll get mocked by someone with a giant, lifted, accent-lighted, chrome-trimmed, perfectly-unscathed monstrosity. Usually some form of homophoplbic slur to describe my vehicle choice.

    I fill up for less than half the price, and I fit right next to most regular cars. I still park out in the empties because I don’t like being next to other vehicles, but I don’t have to.

    Honestly I’d love an EV with a minivan size profile, truck clearance, and the enclosed rear is all cargo space. Literally all of my hobbies and work things would fit in it, and since I live on a hill in the middle of fields, I get a lot of wind and solar.

    Of course, I’d love it even more if I could take a nap on a train with space for an equipment cart while I travel half an hour to work, but the next ice age will happen before passenger trains become that widespread.

    Facebones,

    At least yours is actually useful for something 👍

    Mr_nutter_butter,
    @Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world avatar

    Proper working man’s pickups those unlike the new ones that have all this fancy shite that you wouldn’t want in a work vehicle

    I’ve had people argue that all the fancy stuff is needed in a work vehicle

    Omgpwnies,

    Out of all the recent innovations in trucks, the only ones I’d really consider useful is having 120V power plugs in the bed and reversing cameras. Neither is required, but they do make things much easier.

    But also, I am far more likely to assume that someone driving a Tacoma or Ranger is using it to do work than I am someone driving a ‘full size’ pickup.

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    More evidence, if any was needed, that advertising works. The entire product is built on marketing a self-image to those who for whatever reason aren’t perceptive enough to see how they’ve been manipulated by the advertising industry.

    I’m somewhat guilty of it myself when it comes to outdoors activities that I’m passionate about like climbing and hiking and backpacking and snowboarding. I know a lot of it is overpriced bullshit that I don’t actually need, but sometimes I’m like “here, just take my money, I must have that fancy new piece of gear or equipment!” At least I’m aware of it though.

    captainlezbian,

    Nobody’s mad at someone using a reasonably sized pickup when they need the functionality. The goal is the least polluting vehicle you can reasonably get for your use case.

    drktrts,

    i feel like if we applied this logic to most things, the world would be a better place…

    LucyLastic,

    A Nissan e-NV200 is what you want … I’m in Spain, there’s a few about. They’re basic work vans, good amount of space in them, easily fixable, etc.

    WhaleScenery,

    Also make superb camper vans if you aren’t too mad about the 150 mile range!

    Tar_alcaran,

    That seems great for the “we go from fancy campground to fancy campground and stay for half a week” crowd, but most camper van owners are not in that group, right?

    youstolemyname,

    The Nissan e-NV200 was expected to be available by 2017 for the NYC Taxi of Tomorrow fleet.[93] However, structural changes would be required to bring the e-NV200 into compliance with US Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards,[94] and the van never was released to the US market.

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_NV200

    LucyLastic,

    Makes sense, European crash testing looks for different things and the e-NV200 was only ever passed as a commercial vehicle here so you couldn’t use one as a taxi.

    They are well handy, it’s a shame.

    altima_neo,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Looks like GM rebadged it was a Chevy Express in 2014 and discontinued it in 2017.

    JonOst,

    both stereotypes want to use the government to oppress the other instead of living and let live…i literally have and love both

    bdazman,

    In the US, the government dispropotionately subsidizes car ownership and punishes cheap/sustainable living with actionable threats of death at the hands of sociopathic truck owners with persecution complexes.

    Facebones,

    Except drivers actually do that then cry oppression over giving up a foot on the edge of the road, and outright communism if you suggest a partitioned bike lane or improved public transit.

    Waggles,

    Right…both of these are somehow equally bad /s

    What with big bike making people more healthy and being far better for the planet 😓

    fushi01,
    @fushi01@lemmy.world avatar

    and if a city is designed right without so many parking lot requirements, travel times become lower, people become safer, noise levels go down dramatically, you appreciate that hopefully well designed city and its businesses, much lower stress levels when commuting, and you feel calmer as well.

    porcupine,

    Giant trucks may maximize traffic fatalities and carbon emissions, but bicycles make me feel guilty, so it’s impossible to say which is worse.

    lntl,

    too bad the truck doesn’t have nuts

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