BeigeAgenda,
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This is an ex-parrot!!

EvilTwin, (edited )

It’s just sleeping.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wow, that’s fucked up. It’s like something out of a Junjo Ito comic.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wait till you see the RatCopter, Ostrich Drone and SharkJet.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Where can I donate my cadaver?

I’d like to attend the 2080 Olympics in style

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I want to be turned into a battle bot

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Nope. Chuck Testa.

257m,

Imagine walking down the street and that thing flies over your head. I would be scarred for life.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

It’s going to rain. The cats are flying low today.

garbagebagel,

Here I was having a perfectly good day and you had to come and ruin it.

jannis,

I’ve never been a fan of taxidermy, but now I hate it even more

iforgotmyinstance,

Fuck that account. They took a long running internet joke and then tried to claim they started it, all to chase a buck. Charlatans.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Eh, the movement was built upon bullshitting others. Let the bullshit flow, I say.

cunning_bolt, (edited )

Well they were conspiracy theorists

Fridgeratr,

They we are conspiracy theorists?

tpihkal,

Precisely as it should be.

257m,

Remove the '. Took me too long to sound that sentence out.

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

How long before they move on to humans and start the real zombie apocalypse?

Quacksalber,

The zombie apocalypse for birds is about to begin.

hydrospanner,

Begun, the Drone War has.

HikingVet,

Well they are going to need aviators

VikingHippie,

I just hope nobody named Far Far Sinks or something like that shows up…

HikingVet, (edited )

The conspiracy that ALL birds were drones, not that they made drones out of dead birds.

This is more of a drone corpse

This would actually disprove that ‘birds aren’t real’ and points to a more sinister cabal.

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

that was a joke

HikingVet,

I forgot to add, not fucking serious, because if you click the link it takes you to a tech death metal song.

Really should remember my fellow neurodivergents have issues when you deliver a joke deadpan.

EmpathicVagrant,

Mentioned issues aside, I’ve met quite a few neurotypicals who are extremely blind to satire, deadpan or not.

magmaus3,
@magmaus3@szmer.info avatar

didn’t notice the link, sorry

FALGSConaut,
@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net avatar

This is clearly just a limited hangout so they can say “look at how crude our taxidermy robots are! This totally proves birds are real!”

The government wants you to believe they aren’t capable of creating the omnipresent surveillance network that are so-called “birds”. We’ve been under this surveillance since the early 60s when the government avian extermination program was in full swing. Why else do you think they were so gung-ho about DDT? It helped provide smokescreen for the avian replacement system experiment. Wake up, Birds Aren’t Real

HikingVet,

But if you read the avain replacement system experiment paper you would have seen it was of limited success. Sure pigeons and starlings are no longer real, but those were the only 2 successfully replaced species.

FALGSConaut,
@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net avatar

You forget that paper is from the mid-80s. I don’t understand why people think they just stopped replacing birds. The authors of that paper based it all on declassified documents that were almost 30 years old even then! If anything the government just got better at hiding what they were doing, mark my words in another couple decades it’ll come out that it’s not only the pigeons and starlings that have been replaced but also robins, seagulls, and a variety songbirds!

HikingVet,

IIRC the issue with waterfowl conversion was sudden failure of seals, buoyancy and ballast systems.

The seagull program was hit with the extra problems of salt water

Last leak mentioned the advances have made in the house sparrow model, but battery life is still an issue.

Songbirds aren’t used due to birdwatchers; as outlined in the paper “Avain surveillance: security, counter surveillance, and camouflage” read the updated 2019 version.

Rukmer,

I suppose it would be cheap and effective to use the bird’s superior wing?

Spiralvortexisalie,
BudgieMania,

goddammit even the silliest memes become real, I'm done with this reality

ReluctantMuskrat,

Where do you think they get their ideas??

Posadas,
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Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Birds are going to think the zombie apocalypse has begun

xandowsk,
@xandowsk@lemmy.world avatar

Wut? 🧐

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