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MrShankles, in New email from test@scam.com

I always right-clicked for the “more info” (or whatever it was) with any suspicious email. It would look like a bunch of html code that I didn’t really understand, but buried in there would be a company name that was usually obvious, like “phishtesting.com” or some bullshit.

I always had a 100% report rate, and always joked that I was waiting to get a prize for my accuracy. And obviously, also a joke to ever think I would get anything for it

RaoulDook, in Ah roommie. Born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.

How did Mr Bean get to Grove St?

i3c8XHV, (edited ) in Accurate

Didn’t the US stop doing this 20 years ago?

Besides, it’s still better than Iran, and Russia. Fewer dead. Less economic strife, much much less injustice.

HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in Does your mom know?

Had one that couldn’t cook and didn’t do coke, then one that could cook but did lots of coke. I used to do a lot, but since I’m not around that person anymore I’ve stopped for the better. On to the next one that cooks and doesn’t

littlebluespark, in Does your mom know?
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Does your mom know that your syntax is lazy AF?

happilybitchycowboy, in Does your mom know?
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Yeah, she don’t care.

moon, in Does your mom know?

Yes because it’s also my mom

CurlyMoustache, in fr fr ong
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###I mean, ngl, sus fr fr, no cap

Venator, (edited ) in fr fr ong

This meme is pretty sus tbh.

Ackerthegod, in fr fr ong

I want to make going Tuna a thing.

MystikIncarnate, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

This is kind of my family. My brother and I have not fathered any children, he’s a step dad, with no intention to have any of his own, I’m happily in a childfree relationship.

The only (sort of) exception is that my eldest brother (of three), had four kids… All girls.

So our biological lineage will continue, but our family name ends here, since once my niece’s get married, our family name will be dead.

The closest continuance of our family name is through my one male cousin on my dad’s side. I don’t keep in touch with him enough to know if he has kids or he’s planning to have kids, or to even be informed as to whether or not those children would be boys or girls, etc.

After that, you would have to go back about 3 generations to find someone of the same lineage that’s actually continuing the family name. Second or third cousins… I believe. I’m unaware if my grandfather had any siblings, or cousins… So that part of my family tree is a complete unknown.

For my brother, he wasn’t in a stable relationship long enough to get married and have kids (though, he’s on his second marriage, the first did not last very long… It’s a long story as to why)… And since his second wife (his current wife) already had children from a previous marriage, he has no interest. For me, I never cared either way, and stuck to the philosophy of “I’ll let my wife decide”. My current, and longest, relationship, under which we’ve been together for nearly a decade now, is with a beautiful woman who has been very childfree for a long time, and I support her in that. I also wouldn’t be able to financially support children, which is why I kept waiting for marriage before kids. I at least wanted the illusion that someone was going to stick around before making that commitment.

My oldest brother got married pretty young and to his credit, they’re still together. I’m mostly estranged from him, but I’m aware of some of the details of his life. His children are at the age where they can start having kids of their own now (which should give some indication of how old I am… I’m “great uncle” age). I don’t have any pressure to have kids at this point because my SO doesn’t want them, my breeder brother is estranged, my father is dead, and I’m estranged from my mom. The only time I even hear about kids is either from my sister-in-law taking about her (now post-teen) children, and from my SO’s family, who we see online only a few times a year at most.

I don’t feel like I’m missing out.

danielf, in New email from test@scam.com

The best way to avoid scam emails is just to change your email account’s password to a random string, not save it, then log out. I’ve also shredded my SIM card so I can’t receive scam texts.

robocall, in Hip Creeps
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Me: likes them all

Pharmacokinetics, in My 1070 is still going strong
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Well built old PCs are like Shermans. The war horse that gets the job done.

rimjob_rainer, in Hip Creeps

What year is it, 2021?

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