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SolarMech, in It's all downhill from here

Where I’m from, they know. The news have done a good job of reporting on it, and they see the cost of houses, and whatnot be worse than before. It’s kind of new from the last 5 or so years, before that they didn’t get it. But now it’s pretty obvious so long as they watch the news or pay attention to their kids and grandkid’s lives.

m3t00, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.
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fresh is nice. good dried too

FrenLivesMatter, in I've been robbed!
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Did you forget to send in the mail-in rebate?

FrenLivesMatter, (edited ) in He's coming to town
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Oh nononono that’s totally unacceptable. First of all, John McClane is the epitome of toxic masculinity — he smokes, he swears, he shoots guns, and he clearly cannot stop himself from stalking his ex-wife against her clear wishes to be left alone.

Second, he’s also a racist, who, in a several acts of clear and utter police brutality murders a calm and well-mannered German gentleman (played by a British actor) and his merry band of European immigrants who are merely trying to settle a dispute between themselves and a Japanese megacorporation in order to improve their local economy and feed starving children at home.

If you’re watching this movie in 2023, you’re definitely an alt-right terrorist and you belong on a watchlist.

GobiasIndustries, in He's coming to town

Now I have a machine gun

Ho Ho Ho

Holyhandgrenade, in Time changes us all
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Deranged and smelly and desperate is he

Turun, in I've been robbed!

The issue is in your software that displays the capacity (most likely windows).

You bought 2 TB SSD. You got 2 TB SSD. This is equivalent to 1.8 TiB (think of it like yards and meter). Windows shows you the capacity in TiB, but writes TB next to it.

Say you buy a 2.18 yard stick. You get a 2.2 yard stick, which is equivalent to 2 meter. Windows will tell you it’s 2 yards long. Why? I don’t know.

lordxakio, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

Who needs a radiator when you’ve got a frontiator!

korewa, in A+ Student

At first it didn’t make sense then i saw the pictures and it made perfect sense

burntbutterbiscuits,

Ah yes thanks 👀

Noodle07, in Whatever, I'll use it and abuse it.

Should this be a concern for my steam deck acquisitions?

Kit,

No. Check out the video of the guy who left his Switch OLED on nonstop for a year. Expect similar results from the Steam Deck. (Spoiler: You have nothing to worry about.)

Noodle07,

Great, I’ll just be concerned by the price tag then

mihnt, (edited ) in Daddy Long Legs
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    Classy,

    Opiliones

    lseif, in He's coming to town

    john mcclaus

    buycurious, in What a nice video of a car peacefully driving amongst beautiful hills
    ThePantser,
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    That video is 18 now, crazy to think someday if YouTube is still around that could say 30y or 50y

    takeda,

    Yay, for successfully pulling all teeth from antitrust laws and preventing any competitor from replacing them.

    YottaDren,

    This was definitely an energy drink commercial right?

    Lauchs,

    I hadn’t seen that before, that was fun.

    Oxnvat,
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    Fucking same, shit had me laughing for a minute straight

    Lauchs,

    Happily I was lemmying on the toilet. What a good laugh/terror poop.

    LazaroFilm,
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    I’m too tired to get startled so I just took a deep sigh.

    Enkers, (edited )

    I even turned up the volume and saw it coming. “This is probably a jump scare, isn’t it?.. Yep. sigh” Now I just feel old.

    Jimmycrackcrack,

    That fossilised video is still a little bit dangerous. Clicked the link and for some reason it was automatically set to mute which is what I wanted anyway. I accidentally fat fingered the skip to next video button which was annoying and I had to press the previous video button unaware that that for some reason turned off mute.

    CouncilOfFriends, (edited ) in They are fearless

    I delete all except one letter, and that letter is I. Good luck guessing whether it’s an l or an I tho

    redhydride,

    Copy and paste it into a word doc and change the font

    CouncilOfFriends,

    Dammit now I need to change my password

    samus12345, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
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