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ininewcrow, (edited ) in I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
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I remember in the early 2000s helping a few family members with their slow computers. I’m a self taught computer geek because I couldn’t afford to pay someone to do this stuff for me. I’m not the best but I do know how to fix a system.

Every Christmas I went to visit my inlaws family and every year I would end up fixing two or three systems for people … all of them were always compromised by the 12 year son with a limewire addiction.

It was always funny to open up taskmanager in Windows and after waiting for five minutes for the panel to appear because the system was semi frozen … you’d end up with 200 tasks running, the CPU at 100% and the unit fan whirling like crazy and warming your feet under the desk.

Bloodwoodsrisen, in it is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Karyoplasma, in Make everyone hate you with this one neat trick

There are backpacks with built-in speakers. People use them. Why?

lugal, in I've become so numb, I can't feel you there

You were just like me with someone disappointed in you

GrammatonCleric, in Good morning
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This reeks of free AI

TomMasz, in Good morning
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Technically you're also up late. Either way...

JoeKis, in Déjà vu

Me and the homies hate the lesbian Linux guy 😡

happilybitchycowboy, in Good morning
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gosh, that’s how I look this morning as I chug my third cup of coffee 😳

awesome357, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

From someone using foundry, please continue to use webp and webm… Foundry easily supports it and the file sizes are much smaller making them take up much less space on my server. And upload faster, and load faster for me and my players, and let me upload larger maps for my players as they render easier.

UnderpantsWeevil,
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My god, yes. The .webp file format is consistently half the size of .jpeg and improves load times considerably.

Also, just use paint.net like a normal person. Or GIMP. Practically any image editor worth the name will let you save in .webp format and every browser can handle it.

Classy, in Pocket sized

Not good enough. When do they come out with the Max version with the 55:3 aspect ratio?

Professorozone, in Aaaaaand it's over

Well, talking like this keeps the phone from radiating into the head from zero distance and angling it in this way puts your mouth closer to the microphone, so if it’s over, I say, "Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. "

Rediphile,

Neither of those things provide a measurable or meaningful improvement to anything. The phone is designed to be directly against one’s head within allowable safe levels of radiation. And the microphone/audio processing is designed to pickup sound from the standard phone position.

I’d say ‘you do you’…but actually, you shouldn’t.

Professorozone,

And it’s too bad that everything you just typed is wrong.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Stop or gas it?
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My high school driving instructor gave me the tip that if I'm within the solid lines at the intersection and going at least the speed limit I can probably make it.

nightwatch_admin, (edited )

Going at least the speed limit

I think that driving instructor is up for early retirement.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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He also taught me that going with the flow of traffic was safer than rigidly adhering to the speed limit.

Engywuck, in Make everyone hate you with this one neat trick

Especially if it’s reggaeton… Oh, wait. Nevermind. You wrote “music”…

Cosmicomical, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

Steal?

foggy, in Make everyone hate you with this one neat trick

My coworker has notifications on on his phone and I hate him for it.

Put it on vibrate and keep it in your pocket, or keep it silent and just check it religiously like the rest of us addicts. Ugh. The nerve.

But seriously it’s annoying af.

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