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cashews_best_nut, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

I’m amazed there was a time I shaved. I’ve had it 15years now and I’d feel naked without it.

zcd,

Last time I shaved it felt like my chin had been amputated

peopleproblems,

I inadvertently switched my thrichotillamania to my beard a few years ago.

I miss it terribly. Shaving is so much work, and while it’s relaxing, inevitably an ingrown hair pops up and retriggers everything anyway when I attempt to grow it back.

I’ve been worried I permanently destroyed it like the guy in the meme, but I had my thumb bound up for 5ish weeks and it came back in nicely before I decimated it again.

Amputation is a very accurate description

GluWu,

I’ve had a beard ever since I could grow one. It hit me pretty hard when I turned 18, just boom, beard, and haven’t shaved it smooth since. I literally have no idea what I look like as an adult without a beard.

lnxtx, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
@lnxtx@feddit.nl avatar

GIF:

Am I a joke for you?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone: yes

AnxiousDater101, (edited ) in Remember when everything was so blocky?

No, I wasn’t blessed. My modeling career is still a work in progress.

AnxiousDater101,
anon_8675309, in Gold Diggers

I don’t understand

AnxiousDater101,

I’m in it for the Tech!

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

OP is butthurt over a relationship and has been spamming weird posts like crazy.

It’s hard to tell which party they are or, if at some point, the account belonged to one and has been hacked by the other.

To OP: what’s the deal friend?

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I think they have a CO leak in their house, or stopped taking their antipsychotics.

trafficnab, in Government money

If a company is “too big to fail” the punishment should be that the government bails them out, then breaks it up into smaller parts that are free to fail or succeed naturally without government intervention

general_kitten,

or the government should get a significant amount of shares on the company

Fosheze,

Just nationalize them. If the government has to bail them out then then the government just bought them. If a company is too big to fail then it’s too big to be privately owned.

coyootje,

That’s what they did in my country when a bunch of the big banks almost keeled over in 2008/2009. They were temporarily (partly) owned by the state and eventually bought back their rights to operate as a separate business when things were going better again.

Bernie_Sandals, (edited )
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

That’s actually what the US government did with at least one of our failed companies as well, General Motors.

Should’ve done it to all the banks and house loan companies too imo.

afraid_of_zombies,

They also gave GM a 45 billion dollar stock swap and GM never paid it back. They paid back the loan but not the stock swap. Every time I hear people brag about how the government saved GM I wonder what amazing things any company could do with not only 45 billion to play with but the government ensuring that no one could take them down for a year.

Give me 45 billion and the full faith and credit of uncle sam, I will create so many jobs.

trafficnab,

I don’t want them to be nationalized though, I want them to be able to operate without needing government intervention, basically the exact opposite

4lan,

Let them keep their control of the company, but give shares of the company to the American people who paid to bail them out.

Everyone gets dividends

T00l_shed,

Are you just talking about bailouts or regulations in general? Because businesses need to be regulated.

trafficnab,

Just bailouts

intensely_human,

How do you determine when a company is in this “too big to fail” category, to get access to this program?

How do you draw the lines in that company to fractionate it? Geographically? Randomly?

trafficnab,

How do you determine when a company is in this “too big to fail” category, to get access to this program?

If a company is about to go bankrupt and congress decides it’s too important to let that happen, exactly how it happens currently

How do you draw the lines in that company to fractionate it? Geographically? Randomly?

That’s for business people, lawyers, and politicians to figure out, it’s happened multiple times before, look into the breakup of Standard Oil or Bell

Aux,

That’s what usually happens in Europe. Companies get bailed and either restructured or nationalised. But muh fridoomz!

greencactus,

Mh, not necessarily. After 2009, many banks were just saved and not a lot else changed. Although admittedly, banks too big to fail have special monitoring and are subject to extra harsh rules, but they weren’t broken up.

Aux,

Parex failed, got bailed and nationalised as Citadele. Touche.

greencactus,

I didn’t know about that one, thank you. I guess good examples are there, and I’ll keep it in mind now :)

Saurok,

Not much of a “punishment” to the business to have socialized losses. Oh you’ve mismanaged your ginormous business and it’s going to cause a huge, negative ripple effect on the economy and impact everyone else? Here’s some free money, courtesy of working class taxpayers! Also we’re going to break you up and place no restrictions on how big you can get so that one of your smaller entities can inevitably get enough market share to be in a position to do the same thing a decade later! Huh? Punishment? Oh… Uh… Don’t do that again please, Mr. Business, sir 🥺

trafficnab, (edited )

Hard to effectively punish entities that feel no pain and are otherwise basically immortal

Best we can really do is mow the grass periodically (which the US gov has been failing to do for a LONG time now, although we’re starting to see anti-trust rumblings in the tech industry now thankfully)

Saurok,

It’s not the best we can do, though. The best we could do would be for workers to own the means of production.

trafficnab,

The best we can realistically do in our current time and place, then

Twelve20two,

Nah, we could definitely start taking back business thru unions and co-ops

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Nationalize them and turn the former business into a 501:c3. Also fire the entire C-Suite, with cause to prevent any golden parachute payments.

Soup,

But I was told that the rich leaders take risks!

…right?

afraid_of_zombies,

Sure they do. With your pension they are bold.

4lan,

What if we just give every American a portion of the company that we bailed out?

Eventually the average American would own stocks in many different banks.

Eventually the American people will have majority share, at that point we vote on the actions of the bank as if we were the board.

AngryCommieKender,

A sovereign fund will be easier to administer. Issuing individual shares to people directly would be an administrative nightmare.

Allow the sovereign fund to acquire the shares, and then we can vote as board members in a national vote, though we’d probably just elect a representative for the fund.

4lan,

Fuck all this representative bullshit. They never actually represent us.

That sounds like a great plan to have the money squandered.

Maybe the dividend is just applied towards your tax return, that would reduce the complexity of issuing 350k shares. I don’t want politicians getting their grubby hands on the money.

RagingRobot,

Maybe the government should give the money to the employees and if they feel that the company can make a come back they can invest the money in it. If not they can use the money to move on.

afraid_of_zombies,

That seems fair. If the powers that be where I work for offered me to invest in the comoany itself I would do that. I bet I would get a better return over an index fund the way business is going. Of course they would find some way to fuck it up and corrupt it.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

That’s not something that really works with industries that are zero sum games. You can’t have a dozen competing rail companies in a given state because there is only so many paths that a rail system can take, and you need to clear out continuous stretches of land through eminent domain.

If a company provides a vital services and fails, it should be nationalized. If a company does not provide a vital service and fails, it shouldbe allowed to fail and the employees themselves bailed out.

EvokerKing, in Government money

If it needs bailing out, it is not too big to fail.

T00l_shed,

Then it needs to he nationalized if it fails.

nefonous, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

I love how people here try to put this in practical terms like “when you need to pay something 100 is better”. It’s infinite. Infinite. The whole universe is covered in bills. We all would probably be dead by suffocation. It makes no sense to try to think about the practicality of it. Infinite is infinite, they are the same amount of money, that’s all.

sukhmel,

For practical use it would be better to have an infinite supply rather than an infinite amount

ieatpillowtags,

I think it’s because there is nuance in the wording. It doesn’t say “dollar amount”, it says “worth”, and the worth of a thing can be more than its dollar amount.

Infinite hundreds is “worth more” in a sense because it’s easier to use, and that is added value!

superbirra,

stahp

erusuoyera,

The whole universe is covered in bills. We all would probably be dead by suffocation.

Couldn’t there just be a single line of bills stretching out to infinity?

Bo7a, (edited ) in Would it be weird to light my entire home like this aisle?

Our little house in the forest started out fully off-grid for the first year. As a result of that our ceiling lighting is actually 4 strands of solar garden lights wrapped around the rafters.

It isn’t as bright as this aisle. But it is 100 individual leds strung up semi-randomly and has a similar feel.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I want to hear more about this off-grid house in the forest.

Bo7a, (edited )

Well then. Settle in. This story gets longer every time I type it.

Historically - my work has moved my wife and I around 2-3 times per year. Not just to different cities, but countries and even continents. At last tally we had lived in 8 cities in 3 countries across 2 continents, in ten years…

Then we got ‘stuck’ in Switzerland for 11 months due to covid lockdowns, on what was meant to be a three week trip, and I told myself I would never move again.

So when we got back to Canada I started looking in earnest for some cheap land to buy and just settle in. As it turned out, cheap land didn’t really exist anywhere with civilization, so we bought 6 acres of forest in the province of Quebec with a creek dividing it in half at the far end of a logging road 5km from any services.

When I say any services… I mean it. Our piece of land didn’t even have a driveway. So we started clearing small trees (we have a rule that any tree over 6-8inches in diameter earned their place, and we have to work around them) and got our travel trailer settled in.

We built some DIY solar to keep the lights on and phones/laptop charged. And I drove to the closest town each morning to check in with work and commit any changes I had made the night before and attend any meetings that couldn’t be converted into an email.

We then carved a few paths to get water from the creek, and dug an outhouse.

Over time we went from hauling buckets up from the creek and boiling them on the propane stove to do dishes and showered using bags hanging from a tree behind the trailer - to eventually having a gas pump and some garden hoses that we could fill the trailer’s tanks with.

Once we had the basics of cooking, heat, and waste taken care of I focused on building up the solar system to allow us to have actual internet service from Xplorenet satellite internet so that I could work from home instead of driving to town every day.

Then the work really started… Clearing land and building a small amish style shed (12ft X 28ft with a 4 ft screened in porch) and getting it insulated. We got the insulation done, and the woodstove installed just in time for the first big snow and moved into the tiny house from the trailer.

We then dug and installed our own septic system and built a 10x12 addition to act as a bathroom and put in an old clawfoot tub that we bought from an old guy on the side of the highway. I then set up a 12v PEX-based water system and propane camping water heater to service the bathtub and a kitchen sink.

It is primitive, and involves some prep every time we need hot water. But it is getting improved all the time.

At this point the hoses from the creek would freeze rapidly, so we replaced the system with two 1000litre IBC totes that live up against the house so we could fill them both up and put the hoses away instead of having to pump water daily.

After about 16 months of this weird 1880s lifestyle with internet access the power company finally agreed to come hook us up. And then life changed massively again.

We could now run our desktop computers, put immersion heaters in our water tanks, and generally spend less time worrying about things freezing or waiting for the sun to charge enough battery to run the vacuum cleaner.

I’m forgetting about 99% of the details here. I suppose at this point I should be turning this into a blog or a post somewhere… But that will have to wait for a time when daily life isn’t so much physical effort. I can barely afford the time to shitpost and leave snarky comments that I do now :p

This coming Spring will be time for a water well and starting the housing for a few chickens, ducks, and a goat or three.

Some Photo Evidence

Early Days: Early Days

House Firewood Storage and Bathroom Built: Rear of house with bathroom

“Front” of the house actually faces the forest not the driveway. Backwards… Like me! Front of House

Winter beauty - Why I put up with the cold! https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/d0532c38-0ebf-4e40-b958-260d217f4e74.png

Summer Solace - Why I put up with the heat and bugs… https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/fe538f09-8ce2-4c6c-8dbb-e5c1a09fef2a.png

And last but not least - The lights that brought me to this thread. Ignore the vapour barrier ceiling and unfinished walls. I’m working on it! Solar Lights as indoor lighting

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Holy shit, this is so cool!

It sounds like a ton of work, but it also sounds like living the dream to me… quiet, peaceful, around nature. Thanks for sharing!

Bo7a,

It is all of those things, for sure.

The chipmunks who will climb onto my lap to eat and the blue jays who scream every morning if I don’t bring them their breakfast, are the perfect balance for dealing with human problems at work.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Maybe you should take up painting too.

https://i.giphy.com/FgqvzvlSu3SXm.webp

Bo7a,

Chipmunk tax! This is my best chippie friend. Her name is Apple. Apple loves peanuts, and I love apple!

Chipmunk Tax

Also - My wife is a wet-on-wet oil painter, so bob ross really fits :)

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hi Apple!!

Landless2029,

Thank you for sharing. You should either have a copy pasta or link to a previous write up and just add to it over time.

Idk if lemmy allows one to post to yourself.

Bo7a,

Good idea. Thanks.

Mamertine,

That’s a cool story. Thanks for sharing it!

Bo7a,

Thanks for reading :)

experbia,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

this is incredibly inspiring and is a life goal of mine. change is scary but I want to make this change sometime. nice work!

Bo7a,

It is always getting harder and more expensive, but I truly believe that almost anyone who is physically capable of holding down a job could probably pull this off.

We got extremely lucky and got our land for relatively cheap at the beginning of the sale from a subdivision of a bunch of forestry land.

But it is not uncommon to find it even cheaper if you can look around in some of these tiny towns in the middle of nowhere.

We were on the other side of the country so we couldn’t really negotiate as we needed a place to land the trailer when we got here.

Other than that, we’re basically dedicating most of my salary to doing improvements every payday as we can afford it. I do make quite a good salary but nothing extravagant.

It’s much easier to not spend money when you have to drive 15 minutes to get a pop or some gas… So a lot of the total budget can go into improvements. And I am a pretty cheap bastard so a lot of it is cobbled together

But it will keep improving until eventually It feels like a real house. Or so I keep promising my wife… ;)

emptiestplace,

Do you ever have unexpected human visitors?

Bo7a,

Very rarely. There are a few other people building cabins on the same logging road now. But not many that come out more than a few weekends per year.

We also have cameras at the end of our quite long driveway. So we get notifications before they actually make it onto the land.

joobeejoo47, in Government money
@joobeejoo47@kbin.social avatar

To be fair, government bailouts are not just free money the government gives large corporations with no attached expectations. When the government bailed out GM, for example, the treasury gave GM $52 billion. $6.7 billion was considered a loan (with interest) which GM has since paid back. The rest was an investment resulting in a 32% ownership of GM by the US Treasury.

GeneralEmergency,

There’s also a shit tonne of people and other businesses that rely on a company like GM.

JPAKx4,

It would be terrible for everyone involved, not just the economy but also for quality of life. Bailouts are bad, but not bailing out is worse. So what do we do? (Sorta) simple, legislation the prevents the amount of risks that banks are allowed to take. My proof is by counter example. The great financial crisis of 2008 was due to deregulation, mainly pushed by Regan era policy. Limits on banks force them to take their due diligence with each loan and decreases the risks of bubbles (crypto, housing, coins, etc.) forming in the first place.

afraid_of_zombies,

Bailouts are worse. Whatever you subsidize you get more of, so if you subsidize financial mismanagement you get more of the same. It is called a preverse incentive a term I am sure your economics 101 class didn’t mention for a reason. The same reason why preachers don’t mention the stuff about Jesus saying to pay taxes.

It is better to let the banks fall, FDIC the accounts, and make sure the bankruptcy courts make recommendations to the AG office for criminal prosecution.

Besides which there was really no danger of AIG or Goldman folding. They lied about their financial situation. By the time it crashes they had moved all of their toxic assets into pension funds.

afraid_of_zombies,

And there is a shit ton of people going bankrupt over medication costs, housing costs, and student loan debt. Do you care about those issue as much as you care about giving a car corporation more money to make oversized gas-guzzlers?

GeneralEmergency,

The fuck are you getting pissy at me for. Fuck the employees and their families I guess.

I didn’t know this was a binary issue.

afraid_of_zombies,

People like you are the reason why everyone is so broke. You care about your tribe and no one else. Did your UAW workers get a pay raise? Cool, and fuck everyone else. Give me free money

GeneralEmergency,

The fuck are you on about.

MxM111, (edited )
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

On top of this, there is arguably avoidance of a huge negatives impact on workers in GM and elsewhere. So not only the shareholders who were benefiting. And even within shareholders there are regular people, pension funds, etc. Some bailouts make sense.

afraid_of_zombies,

No bailouts make sense ever. If you really want to give free money to people just give it to them. You don’t need to make sure that their shitty employer is still shitty tomorrow.

Pharmacokinetics, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

I’d rather have 100 dollar bills rather than 1 dollar bills.

bhamlin,

I wouldn’t. Most places refuse to take $100s due to rampant counterfeiting, and banks don’t bat an eye at a huge stack of ones as a deposit. To just flow through life, a limitless supply of ones is far easier to deal with than any amount of crisp $100 bills. Inflation might change this, but probably not in my lifetime.

StorminNorman,

Most places where you live. This isn’t a problem for the entire globe. Some of it, sure. But not all of it. I pay with hundreds all the time in Australia and noone gives a shit.

balderdash9, in I went back in a moment of weakness and was punished for my transgression

This is a good moment to remind the Lemmy devs to add more fucking mod tools

intensely_human,

What mod tools are needed?

thechadwick,

youtu.be/29M_VElHoFI

Did Steve tell you that? Steve…

Atomic, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Infinity is not a number. Infinity is infinity.

People are confusing Infinity with lim x->Infinity. There’s a huge difference.

Kethal, (edited )

The hyperreals are a formal treatment of infinite numbers. It still doesn’t let people use infinity as a number in the way that posts like this suggest, but they’re interesting nonetheless. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperreal_number

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

There’s a huge difference.

Infinitely huge?

runjun, in This is too loud

I’m wildly guilty of this.

HappycamperNZ,

Same.

Enjoy reading yours again and seeing your votes go up.

bonnetbee,

Your comment one month ago was a banger! Congratulations!

HappycamperNZ,

Well you comment 19 days ago made me look for it yo reply again

Commiunism, (edited ) in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

It depends what worth entails - if it’s just the monetary value then yeah they’re the same, but if the worth also comes from desirability and convenience, then infinite stack of 100 dollar bills would be way more desirable when compared to 1 dollar bills.

Less space needed to carry the money around (assuming it’s stored in some negative space and you just grab a bunch of bills when you wanna buy something), faster to take the bills for higher value items and easier to count as well.

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

This is especially true if you live in a place where the 1 dollar option would mean infinite coins rather than bank notes. :P

sukhmel,

But then you can imagine you found a pirate’s chest with all the coins inside 🤩

Catoblepas, in Would it be weird to light my entire home like this aisle?

Or as some of us on the spectrum call it: the overstimulation aisle!

I respect your preference but live in fear of it. I have to walk briskly down that aisle, I’m pretty sure I would actually have a mental breakdown if my house was that bright, lol.

GraniteM, (edited )

We went the other way. Replaced every bulb we could find with a lower wattage equivalent. Lit the living room with those flicker flame bulbs so it’s like being in a fire-lit cave at night. Replaced some more lights with dimmable salt lamps. Hung up Christmas lights in other places. There is virtually never a time after sunset when a room in my house is fully lit.

It’s marvelous.

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