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Kecessa, in Have seen this way too often
LowtierComputer,

I guess it can be argued that once or twice is way too often.

Aggravationstation, in It's that time of the day again

“I’m begging of ya, don’t make me shit my pants.”

NigelFrobisher, in fr fr ong

How is “it’s sus” a Gen Z thing when we were saying it in the 90s?

FlyingSquid, in fr fr ong
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I’m Gen-X. My 13-year-old daughter is under instructions to never call me ‘bro’ or ‘bruh.’

My nephew’s do that to my brother-in-law. They also call him ‘dude.’

Dude is weird to me, but calling me ‘bro’ is just wrong. I want to be called Dad or Daddy. She’s mostly okay with that.

littlebluespark,
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Having come up in the 90s-00s, the few times I’ve been called “daddy” were a little surprising at the time (“it’s just something I say, don’t overthink it”, etc), but thankfully said moments were in the rear-view quickly enough.

In later years, my kids didn’t add the “y” and one even asked why other kids say it that way. Hell, I’m ok with “dude” from my kids or their friends, in certain contexts, but “bruh”? Might as well try calling me “son” or “boy”, and see how that flies, child. 🤪

numberz,
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I am not partial to informal nicknames. If I stand with a group of my male coworkers I usually greet them with “gentleman” or something that. I don’t work with a lot of women but I’m not sure what to say to a group of women. Ladies seems kind of demeaning and gentlewomen sounds weird to me. I usually just go with miss or ma’am.

BaskinRobbins,

“Sup fuckers”

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

“Bitches” while nodding politely.

dodgy_bagel,

Howdy.

FlyingSquid, in Sorry guys, we had a good run
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Adolf Hitler had a sister who emigrated to England before the war and had two kids. Both kids actually fought in the war against their uncle with no one aware of who they were. They both agreed to never have children.

And that’s why there are no more Hitlers.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Unlike Mussolinis and Yamatos.

alignedchaos, in Have seen this way too often

I’m sure you haven’t

M137, in Accurate
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

And that second image is also valid within US borders.

FlyingSquid, in Sorry guys, we had a good run
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Also, I said this before as a parent and I will say it again- please do not have children unless you really want children. No child deserves to go through their childhood neglected and unloved. Which is going to be a major result of the end of Roe v. Wade in the U.S. and why abortion rights are vital.

No one should have to be a parent unless they absolutely want to be a parent.

JustAManOnAToilet,

Ah yes, see someone who might become unhappy, just checks notes murder them?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Who is being murdered?

JustAManOnAToilet,

In an abortion, the unborn child. In a partial birth abortion in an unbelievably brutal way, involving a drill to the base of the skull as the baby is writhing in pain. But even with earlier methods, it’s still murder. I know, you’ll say you’re fine with it, like to call it something else, pretend since it hasn’t breathed on its own it’s not a child. Deep down though, you know.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do I know deep down? Or do I not give a shit whether or not it’s considered murder by you because no one should be forced to give up their bodily autonomy for someone else and if you consider it murder, then it is a person using someone else’s body for their own personal gain against that person’s will. Which is slavery. And you’re fine for that.

Either it is not a person, so it isn’t murder, or if it is a person, a slaver killing the person enslaving them is also not murder. Not in my world.

JustAManOnAToilet,

That anger comes from knowing deep down you’re on the wrong side of this, it’s the inner conflict. I’m very sorry you’re too entrenched politically to listen to your conscience. I’ll leave you alone with your enemy, yourself.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What anger? I’m not angry that you are fine with slavery. But I am amused at your silly attempts at armchair psychology.

ThrowawayInTheYear23,

Meat is murder!

FrankTheHealer, in fr fr ong

I use these terms sometimes, but I’m 26, I don’t feel old enough to be a millennial but not young enough to be Gen Z. I’m in college now though and I’m older than all my classmates and that makes me feel old as shit.

Daxtron2,

Zillenial gang

stoly,

Hello fellow transitional generation member.

TheGoldenGod, in *Closes Lemmy*
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

I do this all the time lately. 🫣

samus12345, in Standards
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It always annoyed me that Zangief was in the bad guy group. He’s not a bad guy! In either sense!

chatokun,

Ahem. Red scare.

samus12345, (edited )
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Yet in spite of that, his characterization is not that of a bad guy. He just likes wrestling bears.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Right, it says more about the writers and producers including him than anything.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I seem to recall in an interview that the writer who included him knew he wasn’t actually a bad guy, but he had bad memories fighting him in the game when he was younger. At least he’s being a nice guy in the movie despite being in the bad guy group.

Mycatiskai, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

Vasectomy is up there in the top 5 best things to happen in my life.

Highly recommend if you are sure you want to go child-free. There is nothing quite so worry free as shooting blanks instead of using condoms and birth control.

Colour_me_triggered, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

Perhaps they should have set up a world where its possible to have kids without ruining yourself financially.

KillingTimeItself,

fuck around and find out economics were NOT fucking around, and i am NOT finding out

Draedron,

Or set up a world where it is not cruel bringing a kid into because you know their life will be even more fucked in the future

Shady_Shiroe, in *Closes Lemmy*
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

Third time reading this meme the past hour.

gibmiser,

Fucking lol I was just about to post the same thing

pop,

Lemmy Settings > Uncheck Show Read Posts

LogicalDrivel,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

That will hide your own posts and replies as well. So if you post something and go to check on it later in your profile it wont show up. I thought my posts were being deleted for awhile there, till I looked it up.

Thekingoflorda,
@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, that’s something that really needs to be fixed.

XTornado, (edited )

I prefer the option based on up upvoted/downvoted post.

foggy, in *Closes Lemmy*

I actually had an idea to make a productivity app that would limit this kind of addictive behavior.

It’d just interrupt and say “hey homie you’ve opened this app like x times in y minutes. Chill”

And give an option to ignore the ingeruotion for z minutesz in case you’re switching for a good reason.

httpjames,
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Becca in the newest Verge video suggested to make a launcher that rearranged your apps on a regular basis so you have to search for addictive apps

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