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ininewcrow, in The path to enlightenment
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Bet he learned about it real quick after that!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Last time I saw this, someone said it was an edit and wasn’t really NGT, but I still think it’s funny. No idea where it came from originally.

samus12345,
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Ah, looks like it is. Perhaps this is the original?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Lol there we go

doctorn, in Really stretching the use of "Best"
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pachrist, in Damn Millennials

There’s no end to the irony that the same boomers who demand that “the customer is always right,” also tell me I’m consuming wrong.

ininewcrow, in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?
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We’re at the point of monkeys typing keyboards and waiting for entertaining things to come out of it.

It’s not that the process changed or got better … we just kept adding millions of monkeys to the system

AI is the equivalent of adding billions of monkeys and while they produce a lot of stupid senseless stuff, every once in a while it makes sense.

PsychedSy, in Damn Millennials

Market changes and corrections tend to leave businesses that can’t keep up unhappy.

_cnt0, in The path to enlightenment

Your meme sucks and you should be ashamed!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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ininewcrow,
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I won’t be stopped.

ilinamorato, in Damn Millennials

Sweating because of how often they have to hit both of them, no doubt.

lugal, in The path to enlightenment

No, I won’t do that and you can’t force me to!

moistclump,

You will do that and I can force you to!

lugal,

That doesn’t make any sense! You’re just a stranger on the internet who wrote a comment. You have no authority over me!

moistclump,

Yes it does and yes I do!

moistclump,

Yes it does and yes I do!

Resonanz,
lugal,

Thanks for the clarification

Snowpix, in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?
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Felix Cartel completely ruined You Get What You Give. Let’s turn an upbeat, happy song full of energy into the most basic, boring, sleep-inducing track possible, where even the singer sounds bored and is half-singing. Plus the annoying repeated vocals typical of creatively bankrupt music.

They didn’t threaten to kick Courtney Love or Marilyn Manson’s asses in. Jokes aside, fucking awful cover.

user1234, in They don't stop coming

I didn’t think there was anyone left there… They’ve all migrated to Florida until Easter.

willya, in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?
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Dunno about TikTok, but it will be done so long as it runs numbers up. Just look at Jack Harlow trying it again.

Narrrz, in The path to enlightenment

this is such toxic advice.

agitatedpotato,

Not it’s not, how dare you disagree with me

DavidGarcia, in Inflation

isn’t inflation a wonderful invention? keeps the economy growing. aren’t we lucky to have such benevolent owners?

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/87b22c28-c488-4aee-bf93-c7b75f1ef0f8.jpeg

Asafum, (edited )

If we didn’t introduce new currency into the economy the hoarders owners would have all of the wealth. There wouldn’t be money to pay people because you get paid less than the owner takes in, eventually they’d end up with literally everything. Of course they’re trying that now anyway, but still, odd as it is to say, we need inflation.

Enkers, in The path to enlightenment

Come on, he wouldn’t have said that. It doesn’t even make sense…

gullible,

I agree, this seems facetious. I like your sentence structure.

Cethin, in They don't stop coming

I college there was a blizzard and in the middle of it my housemates and I decided to walk down to a local bagel shop for lunch. I don’t know why we did it, because we rarely walked anywhere to eat, let alone to this place. It was fine though. It was probably safer taking that walk then when no one could drive anywhere rather than any other time. Those were some good bagels.

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