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beckerist, in Got heem

repost aside, my toaster knows more than I should

Phegan, in make smoking great again

You are forgetting about emphysema and every other smoking related illness.

Kase,

My roommate (72 y/o, long-time smoker) had severe COPD. She’d faint without oxygen, she couldn’t leave the house for more than a few hours, which is how long her tanks lasted. I mean, it’s great that she made it to that age, but it sucked that she was sick so often. I knew her for ~6 months and watched her try and try to quit smoking. She did care about her health. And she didn’t want to die or be sick. She loved her life. She died from a sudden heart attack in November. I know that everyone dies and everyone gets sicker when they get old, but she would have been so much better off if she’d never become addicted.

I never realized how hard it could be to quit cigarettes before meeting her. This was a woman who had been on alcohol and hard drugs for years in the past and had gotten and stayed sober, but cigarettes were way more difficult for her.

It makes me so fucking angry at the people who profited off of her sickness and her death. Who advertised and lied and actively encouraged her to get addicted. I hate them. Nothing can undo the damage they did and nothing can bring her back. But if I could make them suffer for it, I would.

AFaithfulNihilist, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
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I love this meme so much I sent it to everybody, especially the people that witnessed me fall on my face when trying to open one of these doors as I ripped it off its hinge* (yeah just the one load-bearing hinge for the whole door)

We have these for doors and windows on our house, And we cannot find a company to repair them. They have so many moving parts in them that they gradually break down and eventually completely fall apart.

The locking mechanism on one of the doors is a knob that pulls on some wires inside the door to open the various latches so you can choose which opening mode you’re using. If you don’t use it for a while it can get stuck and snap, making the door unable to open unless you completely disassemble it.

One of the doors, The tilt and turn hinge at the top got loose And eventually when opening the door completely snapped off and I fell inside onto the door.

The only one that currently works isn’t long for this world. Since The hinge at the top is also loose on this one and so is the handle even though all of the screws are as tight as can be.

Granted the ones in our house are like 15 years old, but the ones on the main house were replaced 5 years ago because these things just have too many moving parts And when any of them break the whole thing has to be completely disassembled. The worst part is that to disassemble the door it has to be out of the frame, and the most common thing I’ve seen break on these is the thing that’s supposed to turn the latch.

TokenBoomer, in It's an addiction at this point

Upvote for cringe.

PopcornPrincess,

Okay boomer.

TokenBoomer,
x4740N, in Dissociative Daze
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Likely because your entering some level of meditative state because your focus is on the mirror and not on your thoughts

I once accidentally went so deep in meditation that all my self awareness dissappeared but I remember it

I also had my eyes open, it was kind of like sleep paralysis but yourself just isn’t there at all

People who stare in the mirror and experience what is described in this meme probably experience something similar

TheSpookiestUser, in Dissociative Daze
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Disco Elysium

BeefDaddySupreme, in Presidential fitness test
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Wanna do some pacers?

Loonesota, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Have these in France too. I’d imagine most of Europe does at this point!

SomethingBurger,

Where? I’ve never seen these in the south.

victorz, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

We have these in Sweden as well. But it’s not the same as in the picture. Handle to the right opens only the top edge. Fully up is the entire window.

anarchy79,
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There are different models, brush.

ExfilBravo,

does he have bad breath or something?

dufkm,

Doesn’t matter, everyone should brush, at least 2 times a day. And don’t forget to floss!

raynethackery,

Cries in can’t afford implants.

victorz,

That’s kind of what I’m saying?

sukhmel,

Seems like a strange decision by the manufacturer who did it second. Or maybe it was a way to not pay for a patent

victorz,

It makes more sense to me the way ours is, first mode is only top. Most of the time you just want to air out the room with some fresh air, not open completely and have to remove all your plants and lamps or whatever might be in the way.

sukhmel,

I second the point about using mostly top mode. There’s a small upside to having it the second mode because that way a handle better aligns with force application vector. But yes, makes sense to make it a first mode, too

victorz,

that way a handle better aligns with force application vector

While that’s true, it really doesn’t take much strength. It only adds a few cm to the application anyway. So it definitely doesn’t tip the scale in its favor, over the convenience of being first mode. 😊

SubArcticTundra, (edited ) in *intellec*
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Classical overthinker problems

My solution so far has been to Stop Giving a Fuck™

13esq,

Life is more fun when you learn this cheat code.

someguy3, in Someone's getting rich off conflict

What’s the original?

modifier,

Some jerk kid in Billy Madison

Isoprenoid, (edited )

Before this clip plays the young boy says: “Gee, I can’t wait until I go to high school.”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7bHCs_iu9w

Laticauda, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

They already did it’s called a blindfold.

butsbutts, in It's just a coffee

good thing i dont drink coffee

bluewing, in It's just a coffee

Perhaps it 'tis a silly thing. But I just want to thank whoever did the art work for drawing the stick figure guy with the shotgun as being left handed and holding a left hand shotgun.

My mental status thanks you and as another member of the Bar Sinister, I also thank you.

Darthjaffacake,

Funnily enough I used this gun as an asset in a scratch game. I think it’s more likely they found a picture of a gun from that angle and decided to draw the person like that afterwards, I’m not a gun owner though so I don’t really know what I’m talking about😜.

feedum_sneedson, in It's just a coffee

No I can’t afford it, stop saying that.

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