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Dio, in Phew...
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

Yes. Unless walking them, keep them indoors.

GluWu, in Whad'up, bro?

It would be like a centaur with the upper half of the dog including arms attached where the neck goes?

omgarm, in They could be anywhere

Sometimes I wonder if I am too awkward or autistic to function, but at least I tell people if I don’t know the way around.

teichflamme, in 502 Bad Gateway

It’s trying its best, you asshole

metaStatic, in Whad'up, bro?

Yo, what's up dawg?

CarbonIceDragon, in Phew...
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

The pickle outside the window is a nice touch

EtherWhack, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Meh. Figs are just digested wasps anyway

plain_and_simply,

I remember hearing about a parasitic wasp in a fig but is it all figs? I like fig but I don’t often buy it, this information inventivises me not to buy fig…

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

FWIK it’s all figs.

For a relatively simple explanation. There is a male fig, which only produces pollen. This is what the female fig wasp wants to find to lay her eggs in. Now if the wasp were to enter a female fig by mistake, the pollen covering it since hatching would pollinate the fig, and the enzyme which the fig produces would kill and break down the wasp before it could lay any eggs. After which the broken down wasp would get completely absorbed to provide nutrients as the fig grows and matures.

It’s similar to how a plant’s roots absorb compost, just without the help of bacteria to break things down

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for the explanation, I wasn’t aware of the cycle. It hasn’t put me off figs. I think not knowing easily allows one to make a worse assumption of the actual life cycle.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

To my understanding, they don’t all contain wasps, and even the types that do have the wasp thing, any trace of a wasp will be long destroyed before the fruit is ready anyway

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for the input, appreciate it! I’m glad I had 3 very helpful response (yours being one of the 3 helpful ones!). I had assumed the wasp would still be there, didn’t realise it’ll be absorbed as part of the life cycle

Donjuanme,

Wait until you hear about sugar, and bread. And you think being processed will help? That’s where the mammals start to come in.

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for spending the time to comment but unlike the other responses, yours wasn’t as helpful. After understanding how the wasp is involved in the lifecycle of the fig, I have no qualms eating it.

Also I don’t think understand what your comment is about…

Nacktmull, (edited )

Please don´t be silly, keep enjoying your figs. The wasps are a natural part of the fig and have never bothered you before, have they? They are so tiny you don´t even notice them and they are necessary for the life cycle of the fig tree because they are its pollinators. Without the wasps there would simply be no figs. Its a symbiosis that is the result of a co-evolution of fig trees and fig wasps. I especially recommend pairing figs and cheese, delicious!

plain_and_simply,

Thank you! I appreciate your explanation - I didn’t realise it was part of the life cycle, not knowing made it easy to assume something worse

sbv,

okay, but the orgy is still fine, isn’t it?

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Orgies are just digested sea cucumbers anyway.

Fiivemacs, in Phew...

It’s the goblin that makes cats disappear when they don’t have a leash when going outside

Leash your cats

Olhonestjim, in *Cries in Debt*

You fucking spent it already?!

some_guy, in The current state of Twitch

Wait, did twitch become something that interests me when I wasn’t looking?

TheControlled, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Buy a sound system.

Kbin_space_program, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

Because the Greeks you hear about were the aristocracy. You don't hear how some estimates of the population breakdown were more than 80%-90% slaves.

Just like how you hear of the 300 Spartans, but not the several thousand Thebians, most of whom were slaves, who also defended the pass.

MoonMoon,

cough helots cough

Kusimulkku,

Not to mention all the thespians

diffcalculus,

I think he meant Thesbians

overcast5348,

Thesbians

Is that what we’re calling them now?

TheBlackLounge,

The machines were to replace the slaves.

ZoopZeZoop,

You mean to become the slaves. Viva la Robo-lution!

iamherexD, in 502 Bad Gateway

System go crazy

ByteWizard, (edited ) in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

Just sounds like you don’t understand how to use technology. Fig-stealing whores have the Greeks beat.

Olhonestjim,

Hasn’t it been like 30 seconds since we checked that fig tree?

ByteWizard, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Subtitles ruin native-language movies. I’ll enable them if I’m watching something in public because I’m not a monster but otherwise I hate them.

Get some decent speakers, FFS. A ‘sound bar’ does not qualify. A good center channel speaker is essential. Don’t even need the rear surrounds with a good front setup.

Double_A,
@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I doubt most people even have a soundbar…

SlopppyEngineer,

Try dubbing for ruining native-language movies.

ByteWizard,

Agree in many cases. I wouldn’t watch a dub of Seven Samurai for instance. But Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? A dub is fine there IMO.

Kase,

Subtitles ruin native-language movies.

Why is that?

ByteWizard,

You end up reading and not watching the movie. Focus is split between the two instead of just enjoying the experience.

NotMyOldRedditName,

I have this problem with games, but there’s no rewind on games, and for some reason every game maker has decided that the most critical information you ever get happens when there’s loud sounds going on as some climatic event is happening and you can’t understand a fucking thing they say.

So most of the game I don’t need it, except for what ends up being the most important times I need it and don’t have it, so I have to leave them on in games.

And ya it’s distracting. At best I’m concentrating on not reading them which is distracting itself.

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