HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I keep telling you YouTube I have a cloaca and I’m not sure what to call it when I go

Haggunenons,
@Haggunenons@lemmy.world avatar

I just found this and I’ve been loving it, works really well.

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…/libredirect/

negativenull, (edited )
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

Wait until they require a quiz be taken to prove you watched the video. They could also stitch together the video with the ads, so it’s all a single video. They can make fast-forwarding videos impossible (to stop the sponsorblock stuff). Begun the Ad Wars have.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Didn’t YouTube literally do this with the question ads a few years ago? That’s when I decided I would NEVER be nice to advertisers. They’re selling my time for money, not giving me the money, and now they’re rude about it. 110% fuuuuuuck them.

QuinceDaPence,

I usually eithe rjust let the timer run out on those or submit bad data

MotoAsh,

Same, but the mere demand for attention was enough. Now, if I see an ad, I’ll make a script sit there and spend five minutes force-loading their pages to eat their bandwidth right back. They will lose money for every ad I see. Fuck them all.

deur,

Just so you know, they already lost money when you clicked on the ad.

MotoAsh,

I want them to lose a tangible amount. Showing me one ad will cost them the same as showing others hundreds of thousands.

surewhynotlem,

Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.

Fixbeat,

That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”

“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”

LoftySnowman,

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

TheWinged7,

But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad

vaultdweller013,

If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.

HW07,

Piped 💪

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Ok, we made it so YouTube only fetches an enter URL of a video, and when you click on a video, that opens. Only YouTube can give you the actual video link as it is stored and associated in our own database, and you only get it when logged in with Google (so basically you need an account to watch videos but not to see the thumbnails).

Now, we’ll only allow Google account sing-ins from a trusted browser or trusted website. This is of course for your security. We will provide you a custom token if you ask to approve a browser, website or an app and we’ll take careful looks to see if it violates our policies or not. If we don’t detect a valid token provided by your browser, we will display an error message and won’t allow you to sing in. Firefox has to also implement this in order to stay relevant (most people need allowing Google logins). The policy bans all things like scam websites, some other things and things against TOSes including YouTube’s. Third-party apps blocking ads will be not permitted by YouTube now. We will reject any approve request done by things like Piped and Newpipe.

Have fun with your broken pipe. If they find a fix, we will break it again (:

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Watching the ad instead of clicking it constitutes a violation of YouTube terms of service.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Hey black mirror had this where they had to watch an ad and looking away was illegal. We’re getting there with Google and their recent and announced YouTube and Chrome changes.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“Please drink verification can”

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Boy this greentext really ages like fine wine huh

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It really does. This person saw where things were heading way back in 2013 (I think?)

Engywuck,

And here I am, completely ignoring YT and reading blogs, instead.

LetterboxPancake,

Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!

I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I’m more and more moving to podcasts and blogs as well.

logir,

Which kind of blogs?

Engywuck,

I mean, it depends. Tutorials, for instance, when I need some info on something to fix, either physically or informatically (e.g., hosting and network stuff). Video format is utterly time expensive for this kind of stuff. I avoid it like the plague. For entertainment, I have a couple of subscriptions a la Netflix. I’m not interested at all in watching/listening “content creators”.

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