Haggunenons,
@Haggunenons@lemmy.world avatar

I just found this and I’ve been loving it, works really well.

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/…/libredirect/

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, bitch, but how the fuck you know I went to piss? That’s a violation of my privacy.

Fraylor,

Why is THAT the line for your privacy? I’d take them knowing my piss schedule over literally all of the other private information they have access to.

Steamymoomilk, (edited )

See u just are inhouse premium google calender, to schedule peeing. So that way you can go back to WATCHING MORE ADS :D

-GOOGLE

robotopera,

You joke but wasn’t the sound of a zipper activating google home at one point?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I keep telling you YouTube I have a cloaca and I’m not sure what to call it when I go

Raiderkev,

Just wait til it uses the camera on your phone to track your eyes and will pause every time you look away.

Treczoks,

No problem. Just use a proper ad blocker, and there will be no ads that you could use to go to the loo.

Syrus, (edited )

In less than ten years this will be a “nottheonion” headline…

scifu,

If technology exists they will 100% implement that ads will keep repeating unless there are people in the room. The active listening devices already record every data they can and it’s only a matter of time before they can accurately conclude if the room is empty or occupied.

AceFuzzLord,

Honestly , can’t wait for the future where companies like them are allowed to make adless entertainment illegal. It’s going to be the absolute best future we could ever ask for. We should be thankful to our overlords for saving us from never having to see ads ever again. /s

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