HurlingDurling,

I usually will call out loudly to someone throwing trash on the floor and let them know they dropped something. With the exception of one dude, everyone immediately picks it up out of embarrassment and throws it away. The one dude, in reference, looked at it and said, “That’s not mine”, to which I said I saw him throw it and pointed to the nearest trash can and said he needed to pick it up and throw it there, he eventually did and we both moved on with our lives, otherwise I would have been forced to use the “Your mommy isn’t here to clean up after you” card.

Jerb322,
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My go to is “my kids have to live here when you’re dead…”

SpaceNoodle,

“… and that’s gonna be sooner than you think.”

Cruxifux,

My wife gets mad at me sometimes because I put my cigarette butts in my pockets until I can find a garbage all the time and end up smelling like cigarettes

SpaceNoodle,

You probably smell like cigarettes because of the smoking

madcaesar,

Big if true!

XbSuper,

This is true, but holding onto the butts makes it significantly worse.

Sh0eb0x,

Who stepped in dog shit? Oh, never mind, thats just the smell of my pocket.

HeyJoe,

I visited Japan like 15 years ago, your not alone over there. Everyone does that and has little boxes to store them in. This goes for all trash they make, they don’t have trash cans in public since someone abused them once to bomb a train area. I loved it over there… so much care and respect for everything.

ivanafterall,
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Could you use the cigarette box? That's what I used to do. Just stick the butt in one of the empty spots/the lid.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Adds a little extra flavor to the rest of the cigarettes too…

Smokeydope,
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Just in case you don’t know about them, consider switching to a dry herb vaporizer. The smoke is much cleaner and doesn’t smell nearly as bad. Also no butts to deal with.

Dmian,
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I do that. This post makes me feel depressed.

JoShmoe,

Its okay, because one day the weight of society will unexpectedly crush you without warning. So no suffering whatsoever.

Dmian,
@Dmian@lemmy.world avatar

Such a relief! :P

GrammatonCleric,
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Literally the entire population of Japan 😂

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