Just imagine
omgarm, When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?
Kerb, 
not quite sure,
i always thought, it was more of a grassroots movement
Vathsade, Must have got root access
lseif, idk. i’ll check the logs.
Spaghetti_Hitchens, Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it
Strobelt, Whatever it may be, I think they won’t leave
theKalash, Woodn’t you like to know?
Swedneck, 
it’s the mycelium actually
lugal, It started as a grassroot movement
lseif, imagine being the same boring green all year
kuneho, (edited ) 
this comment was paid by the deciduous gang
killeronthecorner, 
Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here!
Rodeo, Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous
misterundercoat, This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
neptune, It’s the shorter day, akshually
tissek, Why not both?
- message sponsored by larch
Rodeo, Trans trees are trees.
thisbenzingring, Now I feel the desire to watch some education videos on the larch
doctorn, 
How treecist. 😅
Exist, 
Conifer deez nuts
anton, (edited ) Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.
- deciduous gang
RIP_Cheems, 
“HEY. FUCK YOU.” -Coniferous gang
TheWanderer, Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂
teft, 
Cries in Tamarack.
MonsiuerPatEBrown, Evergreen never change their underwear
TheMightyCanuck, (edited ) 
Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert
Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?
My wife: EVER… GREEN. Ffs they’re coniferous
Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius
XTornado, Ah I see your confusion, Evergreen’s get stuck in canals, coniferous are the ones that get stuck with their leafs.
NoSpiritAnimal, 
"Bitch, am I invisible?!"
- The Larch
samus12345, 
corsicanguppy, I think “imagine” could take the top spot from “well ackshually…” as the cringiest way to start a sentence.
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