I made no promises
offendicula, 
Heyyy it's a phone on a cord. Nice
ThatWeirdGuy1001, 
Me working at Burger King having a customer lose their shit over pickles.
balderdash9,
comador, 
As an ex McDs employee, I can confirm this. The number of fried rodents I pulled out while cleaning the fryer vats is ridiculously high.
Mr_Fish, “It’s hot, and it’s ready”
“Is it goo-”
“I said it is HOT, and it is READY”
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