Dendrologist, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) To the tune of Scotland the Brave: Fart, fart, the beans are coming Must be the ones I ate this morning Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor Couldn’t find the toilet paper Used my finger as a scraper That’s what you get for eating Heinz baked beans Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!
To the tune of Scotland the Brave:
Fart, fart, the beans are coming
Must be the ones I ate this morning
Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor
Couldn’t find the toilet paper
Used my finger as a scraper
That’s what you get for eating Heinz baked beans
Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!
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