Resol,
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Why is her left arm too fucking long?

intensely_human,

Why is the baby pregnant?

Resol,
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Because it’s opposite day.

klemptor,

Because this is chris (simpsons artist)

Resol,
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I don’t get the reference.

klemptor,
angrystego,

What is the name of the book?

Creazle,
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The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)

CaptainHowdy,

Sauce¿?

Lev_Astov,
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I didn’t know Chris (Simpsons artist) had a book and now I need it.

HurlingDurling,

“Am I the pregenant?”

hemmes,
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Is this…not…how it is?

jubilationtcornpone,

No. The baby is usually facing down and is much smaller than that. Also, most women don’t have elastigirl arms.

hemmes,
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Yes, but this clearly depicts the baby straight up chillin’ waiting for somebody to load up his right arm with a beer. So…

workerONE, (edited )

Most babies turn head down in the last few weeks- a typical pregnancy lasts 40 weeks. At 30 weeks like in the picture the baby would probably still be in a head up position.

Slovene,

So the prangent sex is not dangerops then? It won’t hurt baby top of his head?

clutch,

Most.

jubilationtcornpone,

When I was a kid, my mom was usually pretty laid back. But, if we were being smart asses, I’m pretty sure she could have reached us from halfway across the room.

GBU_28,

More lies on the internet

stackPeek, (edited )
@stackPeek@lemmy.world avatar

do legs usually go pregnate?

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

…yes?

lugal,

Where do you think baby arms come from?

tegs_terry,

How are babby formed?

seanziepples,

they need to do way instain mother

klemptor,

who kill their babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

Axiochus,

The Simpsons have come a long way.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

“So… if I give my kid this book, it explains all the awkward stuff, and I can avoid The Talk? Eh, good enough. I’ll take it.”

RizzRustbolt,

There’s a whole lot wrong with this page.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I hate this.

possiblylinux127,

What the heck…

Steamymoomilk,

Skinwalker

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, the famous 10 week period to let the baby rest and finish cooking before mom pushes the freeloader out

Jilanico,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like Slenderman met his Slenderwoman <3

OrderedChaos,

If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Assuming babies are natural

stringere,

and real

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