li10,

Looking at the fuel gauge in the morning and thinking “this is in God’s hands now.”

Mr_Blott,

Oh I seeeee! I thought OP meant indigestion

paddirn,

That’ll be the night you can’t fall sleep til 4am, alarm clock doesn’t go off, and traffic is fucked everywhere along your commute. Just do your future self a solid and get it done the night before. Future You will thank Past You.

MNByChoice,

Treating Future Me the way Present Me wishes Past Me would have treated Present Me, has really helped Present Me be kinder to others.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Future me should’ve prepared better.

CertifiedBlackGuy,

Fuck future me.

I heard him talking shit about present me

TIMMAY,

Future me is the sworn blood enemy of past me so any thank you’s sent between them are likely to be laced with arsenic or something

clearedtoland,

Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“I’ll just take a nap later today”

XTornado,

I used to be able to do that… Until TikTok and Shorts became a thing…

balderdash9,

Me: I’m going to write a funny and relevant comment to OP’s post

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/11a9fdc8-dbab-41a8-9f22-d845b6688c2e.webp

Lepsea,

Thanks for reminding me mate, cheers

sbv,

also go to the gym

mouserat,

Don’t forget to get up a little earlier to watch the sunrise drinking a morning smoothie with self-grown superfoods while preparing your bento lunch box.

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