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Nusm, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

They obviously left out a word.

“relationships. amiright?”

CarbonatedPastaSauce, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

That’s deep.

Unsustainable, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
@Unsustainable@lemmy.today avatar

Sounds like a good fortune to me.

rikudou, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar
hoshikarakitaridia,

Ppl always say “fortune cookie” but no one calls it “meme cookie”

mateomaui,

It could be a misfortune cookie

“fucked relationships.”

skybreaker, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely not misprinted. Why, you ask?

relationships.

vinceman, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

Christmas should not start before Remembrance Day.

Patches,

Does anyone else have no idea what Remembrance Day is?

DirigibleProtein,

I don’t remember.

hydrospanner,

In America it’s called Veterans Day.

And while we dedicate the day to remembering all of our military veterans, the reason it occurs when it does (along with Remembrance Day and Armistice Day) is to mark the end of World War 1.

FlyingSquid, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.
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What’s really crazy is that there are stores that specialize in Christmas stuff and are open year-round. Who’s going to those in April?

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

You know that relative that doesn’t buy anything that isn’t at least 75% off? That’s who.

IverCoder, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

Here in the Philippines, we’re on full-blown Christmas decors since late August. Complement Halloween decor will be temporarily around a few weeks in late October. The Christmas decor is dismantled early February and replaced by Valentine’s decors.

I find the complaints of other people on this thread weird, for me I see nothing wrong with early Christmas decorations, and your region is already too late anyway. But I do want to hear about why some people find this infuriating.

DirigibleProtein,

In Australia, they start selling hot cross buns and Easter eggs the day after Christmas. All these “special occasions” are just an excuse to sell more stuff.

I_Fart_Glitter,

When department stores and commercially made decorations became a thing in the US it was “traditional” to start decorating the day after (American) Thanksgiving, the last week in November. A lot of people still go get a Christmas tree that day.

Now that the “Christmas season” creeps earlier every year, it is tradition to complain about it, note how it’s just a capitalist gold digging opportunity and be annoyed by the Christmas music that usually accompanies the decorations.

Even though a lot of the US never sees snow, most of our decorations are snow related because Christmas replaced Winter Solstice as a holiday and is our opportunity to celebrate winter. It’s strange seeing snow men on sheets of fake snow with snowflakes dangling and hearing music about going on sleigh rides and frosty the snow man when it is still 90 degrees out.

When Christmas finally arrives, it’s not so much “Yay! Christmas!” as “FINALLY I don’t have to listen to that goddamn jinglebell song until next year… well… 8 months anyway…”

Duchess, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.
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it’s weird. as long as stores in the uk have had halloween shit, this has been the norm. maybe 20 years ago there was basically nothing for halloween stuff in supermarkets etc and we went straight into christmas.

decadentrebel, in Guinea Pig for sale at the local market
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Some places have their own “weird” delicacy that throws people off. Dogs in Yuan, maggot cheese in Sardinia, undeveloped ducks or stewed frogs in the Philippines, and so on. So, I’m not going to knock this at all.

Tbf, I’ve read about this as a teen a long time ago (GQ) and was fascinated by the irony of having the guinea pig in a cartoony sketch on the wrapper while seeing their corpse through the plastic.

ComradeBunnie,
@ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah it was more the cutesy picture that threw me off. Most of the meat I buy just has a silhouette of the animal in question.

I guess it’s not the worst idea to have a greater understanding, and hopefully respect, of where your food comes from.

Meet your meat!

soupspoon, in This woman making pancakes.

You are not the one with the hair

bradorsomething, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

I have worse news, this is the display for next Christmas.

Kalothar, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

This sounds like you’re stuck in an ever expanding hellscape based on the inside of a Safeway

ech,

SCP 3008, but Safeway.

rip_art_bell,
@rip_art_bell@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you; that was amazing

Hyggyldy,

That’s the premise of my new horror game.

MadMadBunny, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

But it’s never too early for the bunnies’ holiday huh?

name_NULL111653,

You mean Ostara, one of the few holidays that kept its pagan name through the Christian culture-cide? Yes please. But first give us Samhain and Yule.

MadMadBunny,

I’m just there for the bunnies…

Tuss, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

My local Ikea had christmas in the fabric and china section and then halloween by the plants and decorations.

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