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Rhynoplaz, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

…in bed.

Rinna,

That’s a tablecloth.

Rhynoplaz,

No, at the end of the fortune you say “in bed”

It makes it middle school funny.

Rinna,

I forgot about that lol

TheDourSalmon, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha

Rinna,

Maybe we were destined to meet?

Sotuanduso,

relationships.

Vertelleus, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
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You forgot to add “in bed,” everyone knows that’s how fortune cookies end.

spittingimage, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
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This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

guyrocket, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
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One of my best typos: relationshit

rikudou, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
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hoshikarakitaridia,

Ppl always say “fortune cookie” but no one calls it “meme cookie”

mateomaui,

It could be a misfortune cookie

“fucked relationships.”

Anonymousllama, in Guinea Pig for sale at the local market

You know that meme where it’s got all these animals lined up left to right and the message is “where do you draw the line”? I’d think probably just before this animal is a good starting place

flying_sheep,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Why?

Lucidlethargy,

I kind of agree… I’ve been around these things, and they are incredibly stupid.

I guess I’d draw the line around them purely because in western culture these are pets… But I think practically speaking these are a lot better than actual pigs, which are very intelligent.

We have very strange eating habits when you really think about it.

flying_sheep,
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The lines are completely arbitrary. Cows and pigs are at least as affectionate, social, and intelligent as dogs, so why draw a line between them?

FlyingSquid,
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They’re especially hairy rats. I’d rather people eat rats than cows.

jimbo,

Which is funny, because it’s entirely normal in western culture to eat the very similar looking, long-eared version.

Serinus,

It always amazed me that the anti-abortion people and the vegetarian people had basically no overlap. Supposedly “pro-life” with no exceptions… unless it’s this pig I want to eat. But that fetus with encephalopathy? That baby deserves every second of his tortuous, miserable life. All 38 hours of it.

pingveno,

I have a friend who is both anti-abortion and vegetarian. She's not the most logical person all the time, but she's really consistent on this one. I vigorously disagree with her anti-abortion stance, but I admire her consistency, if that makes sense.

flying_sheep,
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Really tips you off that it’s actually about controlling women’s bodies for them and not really about “saving lives”

EvacuateSoul,

Guinea pig was one of the main meat sources for the Inca. I don’t mean that as an argument, just interesting.

Nusm, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

They obviously left out a word.

“relationships. amiright?”

CarbonatedPastaSauce, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune

That’s deep.

Unsustainable, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
@Unsustainable@lemmy.today avatar

Sounds like a good fortune to me.

skybreaker, in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely not misprinted. Why, you ask?

relationships.

IverCoder, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

Here in the Philippines, we’re on full-blown Christmas decors since late August. Complement Halloween decor will be temporarily around a few weeks in late October. The Christmas decor is dismantled early February and replaced by Valentine’s decors.

I find the complaints of other people on this thread weird, for me I see nothing wrong with early Christmas decorations, and your region is already too late anyway. But I do want to hear about why some people find this infuriating.

DirigibleProtein,

In Australia, they start selling hot cross buns and Easter eggs the day after Christmas. All these “special occasions” are just an excuse to sell more stuff.

I_Fart_Glitter,

When department stores and commercially made decorations became a thing in the US it was “traditional” to start decorating the day after (American) Thanksgiving, the last week in November. A lot of people still go get a Christmas tree that day.

Now that the “Christmas season” creeps earlier every year, it is tradition to complain about it, note how it’s just a capitalist gold digging opportunity and be annoyed by the Christmas music that usually accompanies the decorations.

Even though a lot of the US never sees snow, most of our decorations are snow related because Christmas replaced Winter Solstice as a holiday and is our opportunity to celebrate winter. It’s strange seeing snow men on sheets of fake snow with snowflakes dangling and hearing music about going on sleigh rides and frosty the snow man when it is still 90 degrees out.

When Christmas finally arrives, it’s not so much “Yay! Christmas!” as “FINALLY I don’t have to listen to that goddamn jinglebell song until next year… well… 8 months anyway…”

vinceman, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

Christmas should not start before Remembrance Day.

Patches,

Does anyone else have no idea what Remembrance Day is?

DirigibleProtein,

I don’t remember.

hydrospanner,

In America it’s called Veterans Day.

And while we dedicate the day to remembering all of our military veterans, the reason it occurs when it does (along with Remembrance Day and Armistice Day) is to mark the end of World War 1.

FlyingSquid, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.
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What’s really crazy is that there are stores that specialize in Christmas stuff and are open year-round. Who’s going to those in April?

VindictiveJudge,
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You know that relative that doesn’t buy anything that isn’t at least 75% off? That’s who.

Kalothar, in At Safeway right now, it's Halloween up to aisle 13 and Christmas from there on.

This sounds like you’re stuck in an ever expanding hellscape based on the inside of a Safeway

ech,

SCP 3008, but Safeway.

rip_art_bell,
@rip_art_bell@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you; that was amazing

Hyggyldy,

That’s the premise of my new horror game.

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