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squiblet, in My 48yr old unopened bottle of beer. (Circa 1975)
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My parents had a can of tecate in their fridge dating to a 4th of July party we had in 1985... until finally around 2004, my brother's friend drank it. He didn't really have much of a comment on the quality.

wahming,

Is that because he’s dead?

squiblet,
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You know, not to ruin the joke, but it might have worked out better if the Tecate did kill him back then. He's currently in prison for 45 years for stabbing his wife to death.

TheaoneAndOnly27,

Well I was not expecting that reply.

squiblet,
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It shows how bad the judgement is of someone who would drink a 19 year old Tecate!

wahming,

Oof.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Jesus fuck that took a turn

squiblet,
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we weren't really expecting it either...

Dkarma,

Tecate is trash when it’s fresh. I can’t imagine one almost 20 years old

thorbot, in My 48yr old unopened bottle of beer. (Circa 1975)

Crack it open and chug one for the team

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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If this one smells anything like the other one that broke, I’d be launching my cookies the second the cap came off.

FlyingSquid, in My 48yr old unopened bottle of beer. (Circa 1975)
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A storage room in the basement of my parents’ house had a huge amount of liquor and wine. They weren’t alcoholics, professors just always bring a bottle of something with them when they come over for dinner. Because they weren’t alcoholics, most of it sat there for years. I remember they had cans of Michelob from the 70s when I was in high school in the 90s. They still had pull tabs instead of pop tabs.

I stole a lot of that liquor as a teenager, but I left that beer alone.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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One set of foster parents I lived with had a bar in the basement. My foster brother and I used to sneak shots of the hard stuff, then top up the levels with water to make it look like it wasn’t touched. Thankfully they didn’t really drink either so we didn’t get busted for a long time doing that.

haulyard,
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So your saying you did get busted? I’ve got a spare minute for story time.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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Mike (my foster dad at the time) had decided to relax one eve and have a drink when he noticed it was looking a lot lighter colored than it should as he was pouring it and commented on it. (It was probably nearly 50% water at that point, as were several other bottles.)

Of course we denied any knowledge of what could have possibly happened but he pretty much figured it out on the first sip. After his screaming rant he ended up grounding us for I think a month(?) (I was in grade 7, this was a long time ago.) not that it mattered to me… I was a bit of a dick back then and just wouldn’t come home after school anyway. I lived there for a couple more months before my foster mom had a nervous breakdown (not entirely related to that particular incident) and I was shipped to a different home outside the city.

haulyard,
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Thanks for sharing. I can’t imagine the challenges of going through the foster system. I would have had my ass handed to me if I tried something like that.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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There wasn’t anything in foster care that could surpass the reasons I was in foster care to begin with. I kind of liked it to be honest… I could swap out foster parents/group homes whenever things got rough, and I was kind of a tough kid to deal with. After 7 homes, I ended up living on my own since I was 17.

Swim, in 12 year old string cheese

/moldlyinteresting

Migillope, in 12 year old string cheese

You can’t convince me this isn’t a baguette

FartsWithAnAccent, in 12 year old string cheese
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It belongs in a museum!

Blizzard,

So do you!

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in 12 year old string cheese
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I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!

Catoblepas, in 12 year old string cheese

You know you can’t not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it’s the same color all the way through or if it’s got rings!

soupspoon,

Ooh good call, OP please do this!

rockhstrongo,
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Stay posted…

gressen, in 12 year old string cheese

It is rock hard.

That’s what she said.

Eheran, in LOOKING FOR NEW MODERATORS

When a creator abandons his community, how can anyone else take over? Could the creator “come back” later?

antik,
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No, not just like that. It would be up to the new moderator team should the original mod come back. But it’s been two months, small chance.

Eheran,

So how does the original creator loses his powers and how do others take it? Can that mechanism be abused?

antik,
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Moderators have guidelines and they have a job to do, if they don’t so their job they get removed because we can not leave communities unmoderated. I think in the case of this community it is pretty clear that they are not around.

So it’s either close the community or find new mods. We prefer to look for new mods first.

Indicah,

Apparently you lose your power for no known reason. You can have your account banned and removed from mods without any notice. Welcome to Lemmy.world.

Pirky, in 12 year old string cheese
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Moldly interesting

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in 12 year old string cheese

Eat it.

RagnarokOnline, in 12 year old string cheese

Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!

Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in 12 year old string cheese
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I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!

m_r_butts, in 12 year old string cheese

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  • Turious,

    I look forward to seeing OP on Chubbyemu.

    Wogi,

    OP, a 38 year old man ate 12 year old string cheese, THIS is what happened to his colon.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I’d like to see his colon.

    nickhammes,

    Too bad, now it’s a semicolon

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